And so he spoke. And so he spoke. That Lord of Castamere.

And so shall you.

What does Lannister think of The Joker?

Have you sent your regards to Ken Stark yet?

Nigel wrote:

What does Lannister think of The Joker?

Lannister thinks the Joker is his 2nd-best gimmick.

Brian Daniels wrote:

Have you sent your regards to Ken Stark yet?

Lannister does not waste his time, nor his efforts, on glorified jobbers.

Why do you like Game of Thrones?

zgod. wrote:

Why do you like Game of Thrones?

Because it is the absolute best book and TV Show around. Not to mention the interesting dynamics, amazing story telling by George R.R. Martin, and detail of the series.

Do you find Jon Snow a boring character?

TLA wrote:

Do you find Jon Snow a boring character?

Absolutley not. Stark-bias aside, I find Jon to be one of the most interesting, in fact. All because he's not say, dynamic, does not mean he is boring. Traits like just, honorable, and kind don't make a character boring - actions do. And considering all that Jon has done... well, he is far and away one of the more interesting ones in the series.

What do you think would of happen if Robb Stark and his men didn't attend the Red Wedding and lived to make it to King's Landing and go to war with the Iron Throne?

Hard question to answer - because of two things:

1.) Book wise, Robb Stark was planning to head North after the wedding at the Twins, to take back his lands from the Ironborn. So he wouldn't of in fact, went on to attack King's Landing. To be honest, I think he knew he never stood a chance against the Lannister army once the Tyrell's allied themselves with the Lannister's. However, I believe he would of allied with Stannis down the road, which at the very least could have saved his own life. Oh well.

But to answer the question, to ask if he were to go wage war on King's Landing - simply put, would have been slaughtered by Tyrell and Lannister forces.

Does Jon Snow really know nothing?

Zack_Crash wrote:

Does Jon Snow really know nothing?

He knows some things.

What is your usual rate of pay for hits.

Komodo Dragon wrote:

What is your usual rate of pay for hits.

Even though the rate of pay usually depends on a couple of things - How desperate the client is, who is being targeted, the potential political backlash that Lannister could receive from media or allies, the duration of the contract...

Lannister would say the usual rate of pay is in the 6 digits. Dark Demon has paid the most so far in EAW for Lannister's services.

Shouldn't you and Starr be friends? Y'know, with your, uh... bald headiness? The two of you could share tips on how to keep your head looking fresh.

MTM wrote:

Shouldn't you and Starr be friends? Y'know, with your, uh... bald headiness? The two of you could share tips on how to keep your head looking fresh.

Starz Stun is no friend of Lannister's. There's a difference between a bald headed freak and a cleanly shaven bundle of beauty. And Lannister is the latter. The Deutsch does not bestow himself down to the level of American Patriots.

Norman Hellion wrote:

Lannister, my friend, my brother - I was wondering if your RAGNAROK buddies get a "piece of" Cerci? 

Norman, Lannister's friend, Lannister's brother - Lannister takes care of his own. But sadly, Cerci is not... sharable. Cerci only plays spread eagle for that of one Lannister.

 But fear not! For Lannister has paid many of debts in his career, leading to a large array of money in his bank account. And Lannister is willing to pay... whatever debt, for any other woman that his great friend Norman Hellion desires.

How did you and Cerci meet?

Think there's room for one more in RAGNAROK? An ice man perhaps?

Scott Oasis wrote:

Think there's room for one more in RAGNAROK? An ice man perhaps?

We'll see what the future holds, but...

There is always room for...

AGGRESSIVE EXPANSION.

Ryan Savage wrote:

How did you and Cerci meet?

Well, you see Mr. Savage, Cerci was all but just a spectator at a show Lannister did live, without the televised cameras, in Munich, Germany. She was just captured in the moment, shocked and awed by the absolute force that Lannister showcased all match long. Couple that with Lannister's charming looks, who may or may not have had hair back then... and you have yourself a very, very interested girl.

Lannister wrote:

Scott Oasis wrote:

Think there's room for one more in RAGNAROK? An ice man perhaps?

We'll see what the future holds, but...

There is always room for...

AGGRESSIVE EXPANSION.

Please Lannister, you don't need Bobby Drake over here. What you need is someone who can pay for RAGNAROK's travel expenses AND successfully carry a championship, two things that Scott Oasis can't do. Myself, on the other hand...

Let's just say that if you ever need to call me, you have my number.

The 'Lord of Castamere' line seems to imply that you are the Lord of Castamere in this forum. With the 'The Rains of Castamere' song put in context, do you think that this was a wise move?

Alternatively, is this all just a desperate cry for help, with the fate of House Reyne considered (ie Them all being killed by Lannisters)? If so, please know that self-harm and suicide is never the answer, and we all love you, man. You have so much left to live for.