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#3@PicPerfectMichaels has posted a status update:
"You know something followers, as I sit here moments away from making my triumphal entry on the stage here on Dynasty. I have a moment to reflect on everything that has brought me to this moment. From the first Social Media site I signed up with, to the first time I worked out with Don Hibson, to seeing my first wrestling match on television that fateful Saturday morning, to one of my earliest memories. One where I heard someone say the words 'L'Etoile du Nord'. I remember asking my father what those funny words meant, he told me that it meant the star of the north. The motto of Minnesota ended up being a sort of prophetic word, because here I stand now today as not just the star of the north, but of the east, west, south, and every space in between. I have become the biggest thing to hit since... well since ever. I have become a crossover superstar that commands an army of followers on social media. I am the most popular superstar on Dynasty, the one who sells the boat loads of tickets and merchandise that keep this overbloated brand out of the red. I don't need to hide my identity, because as I've said time and again I have nothing to hide. You hear my Smiles, not a goddamn thing.
Every Friday night I step into the ring and make this company money hand over fist. Enough to keep bottom feeder talents like you with food on the table. But if you want to keep acting like an ungrateful bastard, that's fine. I'll do to you what I do to each and every other gimmick loving freak whose ever crossed my path. See I've told you already about how I've gone toe to toe with guys like Mr.DeDeDe and Y2Impact, but in your case Smiles I feel like I should talk about the other side of the coin. Like for instance remember RedRum the clown? Of course you don't because in his first match in the company I kicked his ass back to the side show tent. Or perhaps you might recall The Riddler, you know the guy who just a month ago everyone was wetting their panties over because he was dark and mysterious and spoke about his struggles or whatever. One screen cracker sent him back to whatever hole he crawled out of. He came in one week, got a shot at the new Breed Championship that he didn't earn, and Mark Michaels kicked his overrated ass right out of EAW (sounds kinda familiar doesn't it). See every time one of you goofy, gimmick guys act like you're the biggest thing since sliced bread, I right here to remind you that there's a big difference between the shit, and just being shitty.
See while you like to act like you're the only one who ever worked in bingo halls and swap meets, I'd like to remind you that there is a mega mart worth of guys just like you who I chew up and spit out faster than a fucking machine gun! You're nothing special Target, you're just another bargain bin gimmick whose head gets a little too big from his flavor of the month pop. But the sad thing with you is that while the other no names I've kicked to the curb at least were able to make something of splash (no matter how small it actually was) you Smiles, you aren't even a fucking blip on the goddamn radar. Believe you me pal, the only reason anybody half remembers your name, is because you have shared the ring with the single greatest professional athlete to ever step between the ropes.
Target, you sad, strange, Michaels envy suffering son of a bitch, You say I only put up the highlights on my social media post, well in a way your correct because my entire life is a highlight reel. From the moment I open my eyes, till I settle in for the night, every single solitary moment is must watch when it's me! That is why I deserve to be placed on those billboards and tv ads. I know what I am worth, and that is exactly why it pisses my right the fuck off that I'm being saddled with you Target. I deserve to be in the ring with the best of the best, it's the exactly reason I signed with EAW in the first place. Instead my talents are being squandered in a throw away squash match with some joker who no one will remember when he's gone.
You talked about it how you worked in shit holes with no A/C, well get ready because once I'm thru with you, those buildings will seem like Madison Square Garden compared to the places you'll have to take bookings at just to pay the light bill.
Target get ready, because you are in for an A-List ass kicking. One that you'll be feeling for weeks. I am about to smack you upside the head and send that mask of yours into the third row. I am fixing to walk out to that ring, in front of every last one of the doubters who said I'd never amount to anything in this business, and show them exactly how my combination of speed, strength, technique, and charisma, have earned me the title of Perfection incarnate. So Target why don't you just sit back, relax, and enjoy your first class seat on the end of my boot all the way across Lake Superior!
After I am done with you tonight Target, there won't be a single doubt in anyone's mind as to why I am the Twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the
#Hero to millions upon millions of followers from St. Paul to St. Ives. Followers who recognize my greatness. Followers who know that I am the future face of not just Elite Answers Wrestling, but of this great sport that I have dedicated my life to. They know that I am the the brightest burning star that this company will ever know, and thats it's all because I am hands down the single greatest professional wrestler to lace up a pair of boots. That is why I command this army of friends, followers, and subscribers, my skills in the ring have translated to me becoming their undisputed Social Media Champion. I am the unquestioned picture of perfection, and with Pain For Pride just over the horizon, I am going to prove to every last one of you head in the sand haters that there is no such thing as being better than Perfect! Target, you're gonna learn that lesson well in just a few minutes, so while you can go ahead and Picture THAT!
#Dynasty #EAW #PicturePerfectHomecoming"
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