Dynasty promo
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"Nothing makes me feel better than getting a good set in the gym, and putting little birches like Lucas Johnson in their place. So as of right now I can say that it's a good day today. You know someone showed me a video of this little jerk off running his mouth about how he deserved to have a title shot handed to him. How he should have won the young Lion's cup, and about how he's somehow better than actually having to earn title matches. Let me tell you something Lucas, only winners get championships. Not whinny little jackasses who fall flat on their faces each and every time they step up to the plate. Let me ask you something Lucas, what's the difference between now and a month ago? Or even the month before that? I'll tell you right now that there is no difference. Your still the same over privileged asshole, a bully who peaked in high school and longs for his glory days when his buddies would kiss his ass for giving swirlees to the nerds. I dare you to Just try and stuff me, or anybody else on the roster for that matter, into a locker and I guarantee that you'll get smacked so hard that double chin will come flying off your neck.
You wanna talk about lockers, and cars, and tables, and guns, bring all that crap to the ring this Friday and you'd still find a way choke. You'd still find a way to fuck up and watch the number one contenders spot slip thru your fingers... again! Because you are not a big match player, you're not man who excels when the spotlight is cast on him like I do. You're not the main event, you're what they throw out there when the crowd needs a bathroom break. Lucas it's time for you to wake up and take a good look around, because your about to step in the ring with the man who never gets out done in a big match situation. The man who stands center stage and elevates his performance when all eyes are on him. And you my friend are about the find out firsthand just what a true contender to a championship looks like.
Lucas, you need to start setting your sights on attainable goals. You want a clothing line even though you have no since of style. You want a private jet even though nobody would book your ass, except maybe Sebastian Monroe or one of his puppets. You want to hold something as prestigious as the Interwire championship even though you are just simply not up to snuff. What a man of your skills should be focusing on is trying to reach Lettuce washer at McDonalds.
Face it Lucas, you're just not Championship material. That's why you have spent months on end digging, and clawing, and whining, and bitching about wanting a title match, instead of actually you know earning one. You're totally pathetic, thinking you're amongst the true elite of this company because you catch a fluke win every once in a great while. Because anyone can catch a lucky break on any given night, but true greats are the ones who night in and night out put on the show stopping performances. Who go out and pull off a win in convincing fashion just about every time out. The true greats are the men who can actually get the job done when they get their opportunities. That's what separates a chump like you from a an all star like me.
Come on down Luke, lock up with me one more time and let's see if you can go two for two against absolute perfection. Go ahead and lock me in that Machine Break bullcrap, broken arm or not, nothing is going to stop me from getting that Interwire title match. Because bones will heal, but holding a championship, that will last forever.
Oh and in case you thought I forgot about the other two unfortunate bastards who I'm gonna torch from the moment the bell ring, think again.
I keep hearing about how much of a tough guy this Atiliano Castillos is. But for the life of me, I haven't heard a peep out of him since this match was announced. I bet you he's shaking in his shoes wishing he could back out of this match. That he could find a rock to hide under so that he doesn't have to be outright embarrassed by the unequaled ass kicking he's about to receive. Atiliano is about to learn that it doesn't matter how hard you hit, or how fast you can strike, when you get your head planted into the mat via a Picture Perfect, all that you're gonna be able to do is stare up at the lights while I'm getting my hand raised in Victory.
That's what happens to a no talent punk when he steps in the ring with the unquestioned greatest professional wrestler this company has ever seen! He becomes a mop, because I'm gonna wipe the floor up with him. After this Friday Atiliano will wish he had just stuck to trading crack for blowjobs, or vice versa, I'm not entirely sure with him. After that final bell has is finished ringing, Castillos will forever be known as overrated, overhyped, underdeveloped son of a bitch who got exposed as such because he thought he could hang with Mark Michaels.
Speaking of guys who think they could hang, let's talk about Methuselah for a moment. The guy who's a pediphile one moment, a granny fucker the next, and by this time next month a tranny hooker connoisseur, and even then no one would lay the guy. How is it that this joker thinks he can still try and run that hokey mystic crap anymore? Has he been drinking his own goddamn kool-aid? He must be if he keeps running his mouth about some kind of God of flies. Live on Dynasty, I'm gonna do him a favor and wake him up and get him to quit yammering on and on about this bullshit he's been taking, by beating his ass from bell to bell.
Because when you step into the ring with Mark Michaels, all the fantasies you dream up in your playtime get kicked right out the door. And all that's left is is the undeniable truth that Mark Michaels stands head and shoulders over each and every bastard who is dumb enough to even think about trying to best me in the ring.
Let's see these so called powers that you have been granted. Let your creepy hentai monster God just try to wrap his tenticles around me, if he even has enough balls to even try. Come at me bro, or as you would put it, test me brethren. Prove you can still go when it's all on the line, prove that after all the bullShit you spout off about that you still have what it takes to be relevant in the ring. Or at the very least try to die with a little dignity before you are turned into the next meal for the new top of the food chain here in EAW.
Enough with the games. Enough with the amulets, enough with the whining over bitches you were never gonna get with. Man the fuck up, and get your head on straight, becuase I'm not gonna stand from any of your spilt personality crap after I pin you one, two, three in the middle of the ring.
And that more or less goes for the rest of you as well, because after this Friday, I don't want to hear anybody bitching about the best man in the fight winning. I don't want to hear any lame excuses, like how you stubbed your toe in training, or you just plum forgot you had a match this week. You are all about to step into the ring with the only man In this match who's not only worthy of facing Drake Jager, but beating him and taking possession of the EAW Interwire Championship. The man who is a new dawn in Elite Answers Wrestling. The man who is leading the way to a new and better era of EAW. You are stepping into the ring with the twitter Trendsetter, the Instagram Icon, the
#Hero who is about to take his rightful place in the pantheon of greatness, starting by winning this fourway match and going on to take that championship belt off of Drake Jager.
The biggest and brightest burning star that this company has seen, or ever will see. The man who is the personification of greatness, and the embodiment of Perfection. Simply put the greatest professional athlete to ever grace an EAW ring with his presence, who is done with waiting and ready to take what is due to him. The reigning, defending, and undisputed Champion of all social media, "Picture Perfect" Mark Michaels.
And when I'm done with the three of you, I'm on my way to terminate the T-1000, so everybody better start falling in line, and start Picturing THAT!
#EAW #Dynasty #MainEvent #Friday"
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