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WWE Championship:

AJ Styles (c) vs. Kevin Owens/Sami Zayn

Who I Want: AJ Styles (bite me)

Who I predict: Aj Styles

WWE Universal Championship:

Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Kane vs. Braun Strowman

Who I Want: Braun Strowman
Who I predict: Brock Lesnar

WWE Smackdown Tag Team Championship:

The Usos (c) vs. Chad Gable/Shelton Benjamin

Who I Want: (haven't really followed the SD tag champions so...)
Who I predict: The Usos

WWE Raw Tag Team Championship:

Seth Rollins/Jason Jordan (c) vs. Sheamus/Cesaro

Who I Want: Shesaro (mostly because I think a noice tag run for Shesaro would be noice)
Who I predict: Rollins/Jordan

30-woman Royal Rumble match:

Who I Want: Asuka

Who Will Win: Asuka

#30: (A few ideas)

- Ronda Rousey (they've lied before)

- Michelle Mccool (she's had talks)

Surprises: Aj Lee, Kaitlyn

30-man Royal Rumble match:

Who I Want: Finn Balor
Who Will Win: Roman Reigns (because they wanna set up Lesnar Vs Reigns 2: Wankfest Boogaloo)
#30: Shinsuke Nakamura
Surprises: Undertaker (sets up the now very much rumored Taker Vs Cena), Cm Punk (because I might as fucking well put it down here in case the impossible happens), Batista, Hinder Mayhal.

MAH DAWGGZ

The camera cuts to TLA at an EAW fan event where he is shown watching a monitor with a bunch of fans as the fan voting results for Reckless Wiring are shown. TLA is shown standing next to Steroid Dawg who is aggressively trying to get at a white fan who made the mistake of trying to pet her.

TLA: Yo sorry for maga dawggy, her turn around and bite you.

The results come in announcing that the loser of TLA vs. Moongoose McQueen will be the number one entrant into the Grand Rampage Match. TLA is shown holding a microphone as he addresses the fans.

TLA: La gente ha hablado. Y’all done casted yo votes and this is what done came out. This is what y’all wanted and we ‘bout to ask some homies just why. This be Elite ANSWERS WRESTLIN'! Time to get all them answers!

TLA invites a fan forward. A hot Latina woman wearing a La Pantera Sexual t-shirt steps forwards to the microphone.

TLA: So what choice did you vote for mami?

Fan: Well TLA… there wasn’t an option for you to invite me into the Poon Palace… so I voted for the winner to be #30 in the Grand Rampage Match. Cuz I know you gonna kick ass and go all the way! TLA FOR LIFE! OMG!

TLA: Mami por favor you ain’t needed to vote for shit if you wanna come ‘round the Poon Palace. Yo I gots that shit all unlocked and waitin’ for yo sexy ass.

TLA hands the woman a VIP pass to the Poon Palace as she runs away screaming in happiness.

TLA: Iiight let’s get someone who actually voted for the winning option up in here. Let’s get someone who is prolly real happy right now. They a winner. Just like imma be at Reckless Wiring ya heard?

A Japanese man wearing a suit steps up to the microphone looking serious as he begins to speak in Japanese.

Fan: I voted for the second option for one reason and one reason only.

Suddenly the man tears off his suit jacket revealing a massive I HATE MOONGOOSE tattoo across his shoulders. Also on his lower back is a massive tattoo of a dead mongoose that looks like it has been stabbed several times with a katana.

Fan: I FUCKING HATE MOONGOOSE MCQUEEN! I WANT TO SEE THAT PIECE OF SHIT SUFFER! YOU MUST MAKE HIM SUFFER TLA! YOU FUCKING MUST! MOONGOOSE RUINED MY LIFE! BURN HIM! BURN THEM ALL!!

Security jumps the rails as the man grabs onto TLA’s shirt and he is dragged away.

TLA: Damn that’s some real passion. Don’t worry homie. I will make Moongoose suffer. I have no idea why you hate him so much but trust me… after he jumped my ass from behind on Dynasty, I ain’t just about to let him walk away without some punishment. You can count on me holmes! Moongoose gonn' get taken to the streets. Gonna get that ass whipped. Gonna learn just why the number 1 rule in EAW always be... You just don't fuck with TLA!

A fat neckbearded Japanese fan wearing an “Monroe is my waifu” t-shirt steps forward.

TLA: Well I didn’t invite you up here but iight. Welcome to the Poon Platform! What did you vote for amigo?

Fan: Well TLA… We aren’t amigos. Not even close! In fact I voted for the third option, for the loser to not get a World Title shot until Pain for Pride! Not only that... but I illegally voted over 50 times using a proxy! CUZ I KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO LOSE! YOU TRASH ASS MEXICAN FAGGOT! HOW DARE YOU INSULT MONROE LIKE THAT?!?!? I am sick and tired of people disrespecting his glorious and sexual authority! You need to learn your place TLA! You aren’t good enough for a World Title shot! You lost to Xavier! Deal with it faggot! You will never be World Champion! Monroe should get Lance Hart on the phone and book you up against El Landerson every week because he’s the only person you can beat! As for Monroe... I hope you are listening baby! I will wait for you! Forever and ever! My asshole is yours...

TLA holds his hand up in front of the man’s face as he takes back the microphone.

TLA: Did you not get enough to eat today tubby? Maybe you didn’t get enough dick to eat last night? You wanna come out here in front of TLA… in front of TLA’s fans and disrespect me like that? When I win the World Championship I’m gonna hold it up to the camera for all y’all haters to take a look at. I’d say I’d remember you and rub yo own face in it, but honestly I ain’t gonna remember shit about you. You a hater. Monroe a hater. Moongoose a hater. Xavier did beat me. That’s why he gettin’ a shot at Reckless Wiring. But after that match… you best believe that yo boi is comin’ for that gold ese and if Monroe wants to stand in my way then he ‘bout to be dropped right on he neck with a sadistic high impact Mexican Destroyer!!!

The enraged Japanese fan pulls out a knife as he lunges at TLA. However just as he jumps up Steroid Dawg bites his arm! TLA punches the fan in the face as he is knocked out and falls to the floor. TLA spits on him before patting Steroid Dawg on the head and feeding her a molly as a treat.

TLA: Good dawg. This mah dawg that. Mah dawg a good ass dawg when yo boi need shit done.

Steroid Dawg smiles in happiness as she lays back down at TLA’s feet.

TLA: The truth is it don’t matter. Monroe introduced this match as an “opportunity” but now the people have spoken. Now this match turns into an opportunity to avoid somethin’ that ain’t so much of an opportunity. Cuz the winner of this match is all but guaranteed to lose the Grand Rampage. Not guaranteed of course, cuz y’all can go all the way. It ain’t likely, but if I lose this match, make no mistake about it, I will do absolutely everything in my power to go all the way. But if I can avoid that shit you best believe imma do that. Imma take every opportunity I can get my hands on and at Reckless Wiring, imma fight to ensure that when I be in Grand Rampage… and I guarantee that I will be in that match win, lose, or draw… I will be comin’ for that World Title… and you gonna get the absolute best from TLA! So the truth is it don’t matter. Whether you voted for this shit cuz you want to see TLA all but eliminate Moongoose McQueen from victory at the Grand Rampage… or you voted for this shit cuz you hate my guts and want to see my dreams of going on to win Grand Rampage and headline Pain for Pride X go up in smoke… You gonna get my best either way. You gonna see the Dynasty Franchise take on Dynasty's resident bitch! So when I drop Moongoose with the quickness and light up my Asian homie in the Tokyo dome straight gangsta style… I hope y’all tune in. Haters… get ready to get mad… HusTLAs… get ready to…

Beast stronger. Feast longer.

TLA blazes up as he passes the blunt around for all of his hardcore Tokyo fans to chief up on.

He probably wouldn't have gotten boo'd at the Rumble at all were it not for that #30 entry I think personally it was more or less the logic of the Authority is supposed to hate him yet they give him a spot in the rumble after losing a title shot the same night. Though I will admit there was some big anticipation seeing as though all the big entries were all dished out to the last ten. The anticipation was for Finn Balor of Samoa Joe so I do think that sure, Roman would've gotten boo'd either way, yet I do think the Number 30 entry was salt on the wound.

The NXT Tag-Team Division needs a renovation more than ever with The Revival and DIY leaving.

[mention]TLA[/mention] wrote:: At least Samoa Joe entered at {#}30{/#} or at least a Samoan named Joe which is close enough.

Nuufolau Joel "Joe" Seanoa vs Leati Joseph "Joe" Anoa'i at Wrestlemania for the Samoa Joe branding rights.

At least Samoa Joe entered at #30 or at least a Samoan named Joe which is close enough. :bolieve:

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship

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Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship

30-men Royal Rumble Match

Winner: The Undertaker or Randy Orton

Final Four: Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton, Undertaker and Kurt Angle (shot in the dark tbh)

Surprise Entrants: Kurt Angle, Rey Mysterio, RVD and at least one NXT dude

Entry #1: Baron Corbin

Entry #30: Kurt Angle

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship

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~~Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship~~

DRAW

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship

30-men Royal Rumble Match

Winner: Randy Orton

Final Four: Randy Orton, Bray Wyatt, Goldberg, Sami Zayn

Surprise Entrants: Finn Balor, Steve Corino, Eugene, Tye Dillinger, Samoa Joe

Entry #1: Sami Zayn

Entry #30: Brock Lesnar

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong
Roderick Strong

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young
Eric Young(With some Shenanigans from Sanity.)

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship
#DIY

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship
ASUKA WILL KILL ALL!

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship
Shinsuke Nakamura

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Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
Nia Jax

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya
Alexa Bliss, Mickie James and Nattie

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Neville

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship
Charlotte

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship
Cena Wins LOL

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship
Kevin Owens

30-men Royal Rumble Match
Winner: Chris Jericho or Finn Balor
Final Four: Balor, Jericho, Sami, Undertaker
Surprise Entrants: Tye Dillinger(at Entrant #10), Samoa Joe, Finn Balor, Shelton Benjamin(Maybe..), Kenny Omega "The Cleaner"
Entry #1: Sami Zayn
Entry #30: Kenny Omega

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young. Tye Loses LOL

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship. AOP MEGA PUSH ends

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship. Honestly if the rumours of Asuka is going to appear at WM then now is the best time to have her drop the belt

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship. He's losing to Kassius IMO.

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Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship.

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship. I see Joe screwing Cena instead of appearing in the rumble match.

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship

30-men Royal Rumble Match
Winner: Chris Jericho
Final Four: Jericho, Taker, Balor (if he's clear, if not then give me Sami), Orton (after eliminating Bray to make it)
Surprise Entrants: Dillinger, Shelton Benjamin (If he's clear), Tyler Bate, Mark Henry.
Entry #1: Sami Zayn
Entry #30: Braun Strowman

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship

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Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship

30-men Royal Rumble Match

Winner: Chris Jericho

Final Four: Jericho, Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton, Samoa Joe

Surprise Entrants: Tye Dillinger, Samoa Joe, Shaq, Erick Rowan, Hideo Itami

Entry #1: Sami Zayn

Entry #30: Braun Stroman

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship

I don't watch NXT anymore so these are all just guesses cuz I don't know what's going on.
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Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship

30-man Royal Rumble Match
Winner: Honestly not sure.
Final Four: Undertaker, Roman Reigns, AJ Styles, Finn Balor (again, honestly idk)
Surprise Entrants (just guesses, adding some randoms as well): Kurt Angle, Finn Balor, Shinsuke Nakamura, RVD, Triple H, The Sandman, Samoa Joe, Kassius Ohno, Batista, Shelton Benjamin, Nia Jax, Boogeyman, Shaq, Shawn Michaels
Entry #1: Finn Balor
Entry #30: Undertaker

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong

(Andrade needs momentum, Strong is still new, few losses won't matter, I guess)

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young

(He can't leave NXT by losing. *wink* *wink*)

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship

(They need to win, though. Because after they lost, then what's next? I'm sure the feud will still continue)

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship

(Either one of them win by pinning each other. Asuka then going to main roster remain unpinned)

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship

(Yeah, just a hunch)

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Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

(Sheasaro is great, but I think this is time for them to go back being singles competitor and be a challenger for either US or Universal title)

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

(Pass. Just guessing)

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya

(Guessing too.)

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship

(Cruiserweight needs someone who lift up their credibility and Neville is the right one)

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship

(Actually really want Bayley to win but no, not another hot potato. So yeah, retain)

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship

(He wins lol)

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship

(I hope Jericho's shark cage falls down on Roman's head)

30-men Royal Rumble Match
Winner: Finn Balor by last eliminating AJ Styles
Final Four: Finn Balor, AJ Styles, Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton
Surprise Entrants: Finn Balor, Kurt Angle, Tye Dillinger, Samoa Joe, Gillberg (for the lulz)
Entry #1: Sami Zayn
Entry #30: AJ Styles

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship

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Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship

30-men Royal Rumble Match
Winner: Sami Zayn
Final Four: Samoa Joe, Sami Zayn, Chris Jericho and Finn Balor
Surprise Entrants: Kurt Angle, Kyle O'Riley, Kenny Omega, Finn Balor, and Tye Dillinger
Entry #1: Sami Zayn
Entry #30: Kenny Omega lol!

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship

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Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship

30-men Royal Rumble Match
Winner: Finn Balor
Final Four: Finn, Chris Jericho, Bray Wyatt, Randy Orton
Surprise Entrants: Finn, Tye Dillinger, Samoa Joe
Entry #1: Sami Zayn
Entry #30: Finn Balor

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship

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Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship

30-men Royal Rumble Match
Winner: Chris Jericho or Sami Zayn.

Final Four: Jericho, Zayn, Ambrose, Strowman.
Surprise Entrants: Kurt Angle, Tye Dillinger, Samoa Joe, Kevin Nash.
Entry #1: Sami Zayn.
Entry #30: The Undertaker.

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship

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Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship

30-men Royal Rumble Match

Winner: The Undertaker

Final Four: Undertaker, Goldberg, Brock Lesnar and Triple H

Surprise Entrants: Triple H, Samoa Joe, Tye Dillinger, Finn Balor

Entry #1: Sami Zayn

Entry #30: Triple H

Roderick Strong
Tye Dillinger
Authors of Pain
Asuka (c) or Nikki Cross
Shinsuke Nakamura (c)
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Cesaro and Sheamus (c)
Nia Jax
Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya
Neville
Bayley
AJ Styles (c)
Kevin Owens (c)

30-men Royal Rumble Match
Winner: Samoa Joe
Final Four: Samoa Joe, Chris Jericho, The Miz, Braun Strowman
Surprise Entrants: Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle, Kyle O'Reily, Chris Hero, Bobby Roode
Entry #1: Sami Zayn
Entry #30: Chris Jericho

NXT Takeover San Antonio:

Roderick Strong def. Andrade "Cien" Almas
Followed swiftly Tommy End making his NXT debut

Eric Young def Tye Dillinger

The Authors of Pain def DIY

Nikki Cross becomes your new NXT Women's Champion

Shinsuke Nakamura retains the title.

Royal Rumble PPV:

Gallows and Anderson def Sheasaro (New Champs)
Nia Jax squashed Sasha
Team Lynch beats Team Bliss
Neville wins the Cruiserweight title
Bayley wins (But via DQ)
Cena wins (Lol)
Kevin Owens finds a way to beat Roman Reigns
As for the Rumble;

Entry #1: Sami Zayn
Entry #2: Braun Strowman
Entry #30: Triple H (Who immediately gets taken out by Seth Rollins)

Surprise Entries include:
Triple H, Shelton Benjamin, Tye Dillinger and Samoa Joe

Final Four: Chris Jericho, Sami Zayn, Baron Corbin, Dean Ambrose

Your winner: Chris Jericho

Andrade "Cien" Almas vs. Roderick Strong

Tye Dillinger vs. Eric Young

#DIY (c) vs. Authors of Pain - NXT Tag Team Championship

Asuka (c) vs. Nikki Cross vs. Billie Kay vs. Peyton Royce - NXT Women's Championship

Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Bobby Roode - NXT Championship

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Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Luke Gallows and Karl Anderson - WWE Raw Tag Team Championship

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

Becky Lynch, Nikki Bella, and Naomi vs. Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, and Natalya

Rich Swann (c) vs. Neville - WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Charlotte Flair (c) vs. Bayley - WWE Raw Women's Championship

AJ Styles (c) vs. John Cena - WWE Championship

Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship

30-men Royal Rumble Match
Winner:
Final Four:
Surprise Entrants:
Entry #1:
Entry #30:

CHAPTER #30

YOU BEAT ME DOWN.

LEFT ME FOR DEAD.

BUT YOU MADE A BIG MISTAKE.

BECAUSE I'M STILL STANDING.

Now I'm sure after what took place on Showdown there are a few guys in the back who probably thought they saw they last of me. After what I went through on Showdown I know there's more then one guy in the back who actually believes they won't ever see me again. Well those people should probably think again because even though I went through hell on Showdown. Even though I suffered the worst beating then I can ever remember receiving I still feel I have something to prove and as for Drazin. You did something on Showdown that not many other guys in the world of wrestling can do, but you made a mistake. After all that you put me through on Showdown Drazin you made one mistake because I"M STILL FUCKING STANDING and I'm coming right for you. You will find out what it truly means to suffer. I will get my revenge Drazin and when I do I can promise you that I won't be making the same mistakes you've made. I will make you suffer and you won't be walking away like I did after our match on Showdown. YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA what I am capable of doing and Drazin you will soon find out exactly what I will do. You and I aren't finished Drazin, NOT BY A FUCKING LONG SHOT.

What makes you think I won't get my revenge?

DO YOU KNOW WHO I FUCKING AM?

For weeks I've been telling the world that I'm something they don't want to see because I am capable of doing things nobody has ever done before. I can do things that nobody will ever want to see again and for that reason I feel that I'm somebody who should be standing at the top of the ladder. Instead I'm being put in FUCKING DEATH MATCHES and I'm still being looked at as a joke. Like somebody who really isn't a threat to anybody else on the roster. After what took place on Showdown I'm probably the last person anybody expects to make any sort of impact this week. Seeing as I DON"T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING MATCH it's pretty apparent to me that even EAW management didn't expect me to recover from last week. It's pretty obvious that everybody thought that I'd be gone for good and never to be heard from again.

YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING DISAPPEAR...

Honestly I've gone through my whole life dealing with people who either didn't expect me to go anywhere or didn't really want me to go anywhere with my life. People who knew they wouldn't live the life they always wanted so they wanted me to fail. That's the thing about people these days because nobody ever wants to see anybody do anything better then them. Nobody wants to see or hear of anybody else making more money or living in a bigger house then them. Yet those same people have no problem talking about how much they make to somebody who makes less then them. They have absolutely no problem talking about the house they own to somebody who rents a one bedroom apartment. Everybody wants to be more important then everybody else, but what they don't realize is that sooner or latter all that bragging will come back and bite them in the ass. All that talk about how much they make really won't mean anything when they're left without a job. Even worse, what happens if they lose that job to the same person they were bragging about making more money then? These days people don't think before speaking they don't think before doing things they will regret later. What took place last week on Showdown is something that Drazin will regret doing. Of course right now he's probably pretty happy about the fact that he not only got out of that match alive last week, but people are actually saying that he made an example out of me.

In my eyes the only thing Drazin did was open mine.

You opened my eyes and you showed me exactly what EAW wrestling is all about because for months I've done nothing, but do exactly what I've been told. Last week Drazin you did whatever you wanted in that ring against me and you got the job done. You defeated me last week and I'm man enough to admit that, but you didn't finish the whole job Drazin. You and I will meet again and when we do it will be my job to show you exactly how to finish the job. You can keep that smile on your face until we meet again because when we do you won't be leaving the ring the same man. That's even if I FUCKING LET YOU LEAVE AT ALL. You can believe you're the better man all you want Drazin, but when that time comes where we meet again. You won't be stepping into the ring with the same man you defeated on Showdown. You won't be entering the ring with the same man you feel you made an example out of last week. The next time we meet Drazin you will be stepping into the ring with the man who is going to END YOU'RE FUCKING CAREER...and that's a promise.

YOU DIDN'T FINISH THE JOB.

AND FOR THAT YOU WILL PAY.

BECAUSE THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE ME.

I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER.

Tyler Parker (c) vs. Jacob Senn - 2 out of 3 Falls match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Diamond Cage (c) vs. Heart Break Boy - EAW Championship

Norman Hellion (c) vs. Starr Stan - Answers World Championship: If Norman wins, Starr can no longer contend for the Answers World Championship

Xavier Williams vs. Lucian Black - Steel Cage match: Loser leaves Dynasty AND Winner gets to contend for the World Heavyweight Championship at the Grand Rampage

Lethal (c) vs. Tarah Nova - Vixens Championship: Lethal's finisher will be banned during the match, if it is used she will lose the Vixens Championship

Christopher Corrupt vs. TLA vs. Carlos Rosso vs. Maxwell Dachs vs. Aren Mstislav - Championship Scramble match for the National Elite Championship

Methuselah vs. Ares Vendetta (c) - 2014 King Of Extreme crown vs. PURE Championship WINNER TAKES ALL: Special Guest Referee - Ryan Savage

Ventura vs. Alex Anderson: Loser cannot contend for the Answers World Championship until the EAW Draft

Cameron Ella Ava (c) vs. Scott Diamond - I Quit match for the Hall of Fame Championship

Brian Daniels vs. Devan Dubian vs. Scott Oasis: Winner claims the coveted {#}30{/#} spot in the Grand Rampage

Tyler Parker (c) vs. Jacob Senn - 2 out of 3 Falls match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Diamond Cage (c) vs. Heart Break Boy - EAW Championship

Norman Hellion (c) vs. Starr Stan - Answers World Championship: If Norman wins, Starr can no longer contend for the Answers World Championship

Xavier Williams vs. Lucian Black - Steel Cage match: Loser leaves Dynasty AND Winner gets to contend for the World Heavyweight Championship at the Grand Rampage

Lethal (c) vs. Tarah Nova - Vixens Championship: Lethal's finisher will be banned during the match, if it is used she will lose the Vixens Championship (May the best Woman win...)

Christopher Corrupt vs. TLA vs. Carlos Rosso vs. Maxwell Dachs vs. Aren Mstislav - Championship Scramble match for the National Elite Championship

Methuselah vs. Ares Vendetta (c) - 2014 King Of Extreme crown vs. PURE Championship WINNER TAKES ALL: Special Guest Referee - Ryan Savage

Ventura vs. Alex Anderson: Loser cannot contend for the Answers World Championship until the EAW Draft

Cameron Ella Ava (c) vs. Scott Diamond - I Quit match for the Hall of Fame Championship

Brian Daniels vs. Devan Dubian vs. Scott Oasis: Winner claims the coveted #30 spot in the Grand Rampage

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Tyler Parker (c) vs. Jacob Senn - 2 out of 3 Falls match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Diamond Cage (c) vs. Heart Break Boy - EAW Championship

Norman Hellion (c) vs. Starr Stan - Answers World Championship: If Norman wins, Starr can no longer contend for the Answers World Championship

Xavier Williams vs. Lucian Black - Steel Cage match: Loser leaves Dynasty AND Winner gets to contend for the World Heavyweight Championship at the Grand Rampage

Lethal (c) vs. Tarah Nova - Vixens Championship: Lethal's finisher will be banned during the match, if it is used she will lose the Vixens Championship

Christopher Corrupt vs. TLA vs. Carlos Rosso vs. Maxwell Dachs vs. Aren Mstislav - Championship Scramble match for the National Elite Championship

Methuselah vs. Ares Vendetta (c) - 2014 King Of Extreme crown vs. PURE Championship WINNER TAKES ALL: Special Guest Referee - Ryan Savage

Ventura vs. Alex Anderson: Loser cannot contend for the Answers World Championship until the EAW Draft

Cameron Ella Ava (c) vs. Scott Diamond - I Quit match for the Hall of Fame Championship

Brian Daniels vs. Devan Dubian vs. Scott Oasis: Winner claims the coveted #30 spot in the Grand Rampage

Tyler Parker (c) vs. Jacob Senn - 2 out of 3 Falls match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Diamond Cage (c) vs. Heart Break Boy - EAW Championship

Norman Hellion (c) vs. Starr Stan - Answers World Championship: If Norman wins, Starr can no longer contend for the Answers World Championship

Xavier Williams vs. Lucian Black - Steel Cage match: Loser leaves Dynasty AND Winner gets to contend for the World Heavyweight Championship at the Grand Rampage

Lethal (c) vs. Tarah Nova - Vixens Championship: Lethal's finisher will be banned during the match, if it is used she will lose the Vixens Championship

Christopher Corrupt vs. TLA vs. Carlos Rosso vs. Maxwell Dachs vs. Aren Mstislav - Championship Scramble match for the National Elite Championship

Methuselah vs. Ares Vendetta (c) - 2014 King Of Extreme crown vs. PURE Championship WINNER TAKES ALL: Special Guest Referee - Ryan Savage

Ventura vs. Alex Anderson: Loser cannot contend for the Answers World Championship until the EAW Draft

Cameron Ella Ava (c) vs. Scott Diamond - I Quit match for the Hall of Fame Championship

Brian Daniels vs. Devan Dubian vs. Scott Oasis: Winner claims the coveted #30 spot in the Grand Rampage

Tyler Parker (c) vs. Jacob Senn - 2 out of 3 Falls match for the World Heavyweight Championship

Diamond Cage (c) vs. Heart Break Boy - EAW Championship

Norman Hellion (c) vs. Starr Stan - Answers World Championship: If Norman wins, Starr can no longer contend for the Answers World Championship

Xavier Williams vs. Lucian Black - Steel Cage match: Loser leaves Dynasty AND Winner gets to contend for the World Heavyweight Championship at the Grand Rampage

Lethal (c) vs. Tarah Nova - Vixens Championship: Lethal's finisher will be banned during the match, if it is used she will lose the Vixens Championship

Christopher Corrupt vs. TLA vs. Carlos Rosso vs. Maxwell Dachs vs. Aren Mstislav - Championship Scramble match for the National Elite Championship

Methuselah vs. Ares Vendetta (c) - 2014 King Of Extreme crown vs. PURE Championship WINNER TAKES ALL: Special Guest Referee - Ryan Savage

Ventura vs. Alex Anderson: Loser cannot contend for the Answers World Championship until the EAW Draft

Cameron Ella Ava (c) vs. Scott Diamond - I Quit match for the Hall of Fame Championship

Brian Daniels vs. Devan Dubian vs. Scott Oasis: Winner claims the coveted #30 spot in the Grand Rampage