Dynasty promo # 1
@PicPerfectMichaels has uploaded a status update:
"You know a lot of people have been posting comments and wondering why I've been a bit quiet this week. First I just wanted everyone to know I'm fine, second as to why I've been on the
#DL it's because I've been working overtime in the gym to get ready for my upcoming bout against Lucas Jackass, or jerkoff, or whatever the hell his name is.
Now I say that knowing that Lucas is a hell of a wrestler. A damn fine mat general with this nice little intensity that he's added, it makes him a threat. But this Friday in the Hampton Colosseum, he better be prepared To match up against The guy who gonna match him move for move, the guy who just when luke thinks thinks he has me just where he wants me, WHAM
#ScreenCracker #1-2-3 Now before all the haters out there say I'm being an arrogant asshole, understand that I'm saying what I'm saying because after that loss to Kelly Hackenschmidt, it's more than motivated me. It's lit a fire under me the likes of which have never been seen. Everybody better be prepared for a hungrier, more motivated Mark Michaels, because 2017 is the Perfect year to add some gold around my waist, and now that Lucas Johnson, who just happened to be in that fatal four way for the number one contendership has been place right in my sights, there's no better time than right now to toss my name right back into the hat as far as getting a title shot in the near future.
This Friday night, in front of the good people of Hampton, Virginia, the Wrestling Machine is gonna get shut down, courtesy of Dynasty's own Twitter Trendsetter, Instagram Icon, and
#Hero to every single soul who helped us sell out Coliseum (thank you all from the bottom of my heart). People who whether they will be celebrating the inauguration of our president elect, or lamenting it. Whether they were saying make America great again, or that it always has been. This Friday night, I will be more than happy to represent both the left and the right, liberals and conservatives, reds blues blacks whites and other person in everywhere they allow me to, as THIER social media champion.
So come on down this Friday Lucas, because this Friday even though you have the freedom to, you won't have to choose between black or blue when I plant my boot directly up your ass. Go in ahead and Picture That.
#EAW #Dynasty."
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