If the Iconomy won the war against Hexa-gun and turned out to be a great success, would you still claim that you never wanted to be a part of it? 

How can anyone trust your words when you couldn't stand by your own decisions? How do you expect anyone to believe your warnings when you take the opinions of sheep like Ryan Wilson as your truth? You want to forget that you a loyal dog to the Iconomy, you had big dreams and you yearned for success like you were the best thing in this planet but the moment things went south and you realize you lack strength even with numbers, you suddenly rewrite history while you convince the entire world that you never wanted to be a part of it to begin with! Is that the same thing you'll say about Rex McAllister when you are defeated by Di Consentes? Is this what we will be hearing a few years from now when Chris Elite faces yet another one of those subhuman wastes in the midcard division as he go forth in his hundredth attempt to the Unified Tag Team Championships? It's hardly a surprise... I have always taken you for someone who continuously betrays his principles by his inconsistent preaching, and I am way past the point of taking anything you say to value. It's even goddamn laughable how you think I intended to "roast" you, when in truth, I never even tried to. I was merely speaking the truth, the truth that people like you never want to hear because no one in the right mind would admit to their flaws especially when they're facing two of the strongest athletes this company has known. The lone fact that a person like you exists is a joke in itself because even the lowest form of beings among the ugly faces in the crowd can already tell that you're nothing but a pathetic fool whose only purpose in this company is to be slaughtered by people like me and Cameron. Why? Because it doesn't take any effort to toy with you. It doesn't take an elaborate strategy to locate your achilles heel. You are weak, and you have always been seen as weak. You dance alongside those who have no name to be proud of and call yourself the future of EAW, but when the games turn into reality and you are forced to face the real demons who will never hesitate to display brute strength, you always somehow find a way to fuck up. I mean, that's how it's always been, huh? You've done nothing but fuck up on any opportunity that is handed to you because fear gets to you before determination and will. You don't know what you're even fighting for. You have no clear future that you want to lay stones to so you can walk that path with ease, nothing. Nothing that separates you from the rest of the incompetent garbages that dare call themselves worthy of facing Di Consentes. Ryan Wilson and Azrael made the mistake of stepping forward in a sad attempt to advance in the tournament. We made sure they crash and burn, never to see the light of the day again, thanks to us We passed with flying colors, no matter the means of winning. We ensured to secure our place in the next round of our journey, no matter no matter what the challenge is. And we have done that easily, just like we intend walking out of Showdown one step closer to the Unified Tag Team Championships. You have been worn out as you make so much effort only to get minimal reward in return, while I come to the ring with a fresh look on my face and the will to fight another match like I never faced defeat to begin with. Indeed my losses may act as a hindrance to my success, and maybe I really am making up for it by putting in double the effort than I normally make... but Chris, what exactly did you expect me to do if not that? Did you expect me to cry and wallow over my losses? Did you want me to face the mirror and tell myself that I can no longer win anymore matches? Oh, Chris, then I'd be lying to myself if that were to happen! Just think about it, Chris -- why is the Heart Break Gal praised when she keeps fighting right after she's knocked down, and Chris Elite gets mocked each time he loses a match? There is a simple answer to that, Chris -- it's because you spend too much of your time yearning and waiting in anticipation for the success that you expect to fall on your lap, while spend my time delivering results. When Chris Elite wins, it makes no difference to the world because everyone knows he will just lose again tomorrow, but when the Heart Break Gal wins, you know that she keeps learning from her mistakes as she pushes forward to not let them happen again in her quest for the EAW Championship. I deserve everything good in this world because of my name value alone, while you deserve nothing. So don't even compare yourself with me, Chris Elite, don't even acknowledge any similarities in our situation or any "double standard" because you are in no position to make any demands or claims. The fact that Cameron and I have the same idea about you just further verifies how right we are, and instead of listening to our words and thinking about taking a leap of faith to earn gold, you tell us that we have the same crazy mentality that will never pass for true competition, when competition is what we continue to go through in the months we have spent. It's the kind of competition that you can only dream about, Chris Elite. It's the type of competition that idiots like you will never have the power and will to keep up with. You will continue to crawl like an insect while you slowly suck on Rex McAllister's blood to keep you alive, while I stand right here on my throne piercing a mighty javelin onto the chest of those who dare speak ill of me. 

The conqueror will never stripped of her armor. 

For she came into this world in it. 
 
How foolish you can be to even think I would allow such twisted narrative to be told in my presence, because from where I was standing, weren't you the one who couldn't stand on his own two feet without seeking help from filthy outsiders? Were you not the one who couldn't win against his opponents without the aid from someone who was never needed in the situation but somehow forced himself in it? You were facing a little girl, you had the physical advantage, and you took assistance just to get the job done because never in your best day will you be capable of doing it on your own... for that I congratulate you. I suppose I don't blame you. People love to omit the ugly truths they never want to admit and instead they cry "half truths" to the other party, hoping it wouldn't make them look like a goddamn hypocrite. You take credit for the things you didn't do. You brag about strengths that you don't have. And I suppose for someone who has conversed with you long enough to know your tendencies, I can't say I'm surprised. The differences between us have been made apparent, and we will never see eye to eye. You are the perfect example of mediocrity that was dipped in the river of luck, while I am the fruit of greatness that fell from the healthiest tree. Of course you're having difficulties wrapping your head around that idea, because that is a thought you can never accept. Cameron and I look down on you for a reason -- we know ourselves you are just one of those faces that will serve as an obstacle to us, like a puppet whose strings were cut for the moment and he runs off thinking he's a real human, we hunt you down and let you know that you're nothing but a replaceable commodity, and we will prove it just the same. Everyone suffers defeat and I never said I was immune to it, but as a survivor, I will continue to fight until I have defeated those I find necessary to defeat. It doesn’t matter if I get defeated five hundred times during the small battles, so long as I win the ones that really count, the matches that will put me steps closer to the crown of gold. I will never fall sick and I will never be tired, and I will always have that fire in my heart, and with that fire I never lost the full confidence that I had since day one, I march forward to kill the enemies and that alone will be enough to declare that your days as Champion will never come to reality so long as I keep fighting in the ring. So what are you gonna do? Are you going to send John Doe in the match again? Oh, right, you two are meeting in the ring for a spot in the Elimination Chamber, and all you can do right is convince yourself that another miracle will come to your aid and defeat your enemies for you during difficult times, you wish to convince me that you think little of me and stupidly assume that I will suffer defeat in your hands again, while deep down you clasp your hands together and pray to your gods that somehow my capabilities won't allow me another chance for at a title reign... the comfort of not putting me in a Championship match helps you sleep soundly at night with a smirk on your face, but you should have already known from knowing who I am that I am not the type to be convinced easily, you should have already known that somehow, some way I will shatter the glass that keeps me away from what I truly want out of my career and more. Whispers about my recent losses will never fade away, but you already know how much the opinions of the commoners and peasants mean to me.. I have already started with Ryan Wilson and Azreal who had innocent minds coming to a match that they were not prepared for and now they're eliminated. Next was Lannister who holds half of the gold Di Consentes want... for some reason everyone these days is having quite the difficulty defeating him and I passed with flying colors! And I did all that in a span of a week. And now I will continue with you and Chris Elite. I will show the world just how driven I am to defeat all of those who oppose me, all of those who speak ill of me, because I know that even my inflated pride, my high horse and my status alone in this company are worth more than two bumbling idiots who were teamed up at random. I love myself, I love what I am and I look forward to what I can become. I am not a flavorless weakling who just happened to find a way to the high road without making an impact to her crowd, I am not a one hit wonder nor a flavor of the month, and as much as I'd like to sit through your uninteresting babbling, I already know you ruined every point you've made about my defeat when you remind the world of your incompetence, you just prove to them more than you are incapable of defeating me, that two or more versions of you is what is needed to nearly injure me. And through that punishment I have suffered, I still stood on my feet. But of course no matter what I say, you will never understand a damn thing, all you know about is your expectations. You expect this match to end in your favor. You expect to win all titles you set out to achieve. It's easy to have expectations, but it's difficult to line up the stars the way you want so that reality would follow. I get that you live a routinary lifestyle where you dwell on cycles and repetitions and unchanged results, but if there's one thing I have learned from all matches I have been a part of, that nothing is predictable and anything can happen today that will have a tremendous impact on our future. That includes your defeat. That includes my already known greatness showcased to the world.

So where do I begin? Well, there you have it folks. Moongoose McQueen is back in the spotlight, as not only have I’ve accepted Finnegan Wakefields challenge, but apparently, NEO is going to have some match to determine who faces me. Sure, I’ve accepted one thing, and have to deal with this too, but it is my duty, and my responsibility as the New Breed Champion to take on all challenges without hesitation. So I’m not worried. Not one bit. I mean, I don’t know about you guys, but EAW seems to be infested with British people lately, so like, what’s the deal with that? Where is Paul Revere to let us know the “British are coming?” Whatever, back to the point.
 
I’m sure a lot of you have questions. How has Moongoose McQueen been? Like why did you cut your hair, bro? What’s going to happen to KAIJU now that you aren’t in the Grand Prix anymore? What the hell was going on with you on Voltage last week? Is this the meltdown or mid-life crisis you have all been waiting for? And lucky for you all, I have all the answers. But let’s start with the biggest one I’ve been getting ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL week. No, Shimmer has not been signed a contract with EAW. Stop asking. Until the restraining orders are appealed, it won’t happen.
 
I am fuckin’ excellent and amazing. I cut my hair because it has gotten to the point where people are connecting the hair or the title with the man, when I want to make it clear Moongoose McQueen, the person or ideal is what they should be talking about. Like, god, it’s so hard to be taken seriously when you are so beautiful. Know what I’m saying? KAIJU will live on only if Nobi and I wish to continue, and no, I’m not even remotely bitter about the loss, as Nobi and I tried, and I think we did pretty well for our first tag match. But the ambition to eventually face the Triumvirates still peaks my interest. As for what the hell was all that shenanigans on Voltage last week, well, it kind of goes with the last question I keep asking in that, “Is Moongoose McQueen on a verge of a nervous breakdown?” I mean, I can see why people ask that, when I didn’t do so hot with Grand Rampage match, and having to deal with losses in high profile matches, or accepting the fact that I’m on NEO or carrying what is considered a low tier title belt, or even betrayal at Territorial Invasion. And maybe, just maybe, not seeing KAIJU work out was going to be the straw that brokes the camel’s back.
 
But you know what? Since everyone seems to be breaking kayfabe all week in the feed,… pssh, google that if you don’t know what that means, I’m going to be honest, and just say, No, I’m not angry or bitter. Why? Because I’m just doing my job. People get all this idea that some hot head that is going through a “phase” where anything will set me off, but I’ve made it clear in that past that I act out simply for the sake of acting out. I am a hero when I need to be the hero, and I am the villain when there is a need for one as well. Point being, my arrogances isn’t coming from the fact that I can beat everyone, it’s from the fact that I can do just about anything. See, I’m not the type of guy that’s going to sit here and pretend that being on NEO isn’t considered a downgrade. I’m not going to make myself out to be the best simply because I am the New Breed Champion, because the reality of the situation is, more than 95% of the main roster avoid NEO like a plague because they feel it’s punishment to be there. And I’m aware that people look at the New Breed Championship as a joke, and I don’t blame them considering who the last man was that held it. But I know it’s my job to take those things and make it special. To make it memorable. To make it something worth investing in, and the sad truth is, not enough people appreciate that. If there is anything that will break me down, it’s the fact people don’t give me enough credit for what I do, doing everything in my power to hype the Grand Rampage by being the loudest, or throwing temper tantrums, because a lot of the time, I really don’t care or let my feelings get hurt by people that I truly do believe are beneath me.
 
Yeah, that sounds bad, but it’s true. Like, it’s crazy when you think about it, that at Uprising, I’ve made my statement that I did not intend to cheat. If you look at the situation, how else would I gotten out of that submission move, and I used the ropes, and broke the count, but the ref saw it as a pin and didn’t see it. There is logic behind that, yet for some stupid reason, a majority of people are still going to take Finn’s word on the situation, where what? I had his shoulder’s pinned to the mat and he wasn’t breaking the hold when that happened and the fact my foot was on the rope. But you know what? People just want to see what they want to see. People want to see me as the bad guy that cheats, and it has really come to the point that people just don’t want to listen to what I have to say. I mean, how many can relate to that? That no matter what you say, people will never change their impression of you in the slightest, and that is maddening. It makes me want to just drop everything and leave this stupid company that tries so hard to paint me as something that I am not, when some of my closest friends backstage will tell you, “Moongoose McQueen is not a bad guy.” “He’s just really talented in playing whatever role they need him to be.”
 
And you know what? That is the truth, because as a mercenary, I am here to fill THE GAP that no one wants to do. We are in a business where everyone wants to be at the top and nothing more, and as a man that has been there and beyond, it’s not that special, because you either lose it and fight to get to that spot again, or just nothing. It’s not as special as people say it is, unless you perceive it as a means that “people want to see you.” But that isn’t always the case. Some champions just don’t appeal or resonate with the people. They are just there to prove their own worth, and then what? Do it again or retire? Pff. I’m not like that. I’m different and better than that, and when I say that, it’s because people look at me as the most selfish guy in EAW, but I give more than anyone else here. And that is so frustrating. I’m not afraid to make a fool out of myself. What happened on Voltage last week, people are going to say I was being smug, but in reality, I was smiling over the reaction that I got for doing something people have never seen before. What people saw last week was as “Moongoose McQueen” as it gets. I can act, I can entertain, I can make the best out of any situation. I am the masterpiece of the century, for simply being the best thing that has ever happened in this industry.
 
I’m not too prideful to take a lesser role, especially if there is a reason behind it. Sure, people will twist this up and say, “As a mercenary, he will do any job for what it pays.” But I never ask for money, I only ask for explanation, and guess what, folks? I’m on NEO to help promote the brand and give it a purpose, and I was thrown in the New Breed Champion run to revitalize it, and as long as this belt is around my waist, people are talking about it, and even getting interest in “who is the next big thing?” So why am I happy? Because despite all the losses, I’m doing my job. Call it business over personal pleasure, but it truly is one of the same for me, and it really annoys me that people just want to see Moongoose McQueen fail.
 
And what Voltage was last week, that was a mere tease of that. What can I say? I had you all fooled for a moment when you all thought I would honestly throw everything aside and fight my own brother like some monster, because people want to see the “Damaged” variation of Moongoose McQueen. But that’s just what that was. A mere, tease of it, but I’m not going to give people the satisfaction of seeing a “broken” Moongoose McQueen. What can I say? I’m unbreakable. I just won’t stay down, and the true source of my arrogances comes from the fact people say they will break me, but I already know deep down that will never happen. So for the people that are getting their panties wet over the idea that Moongoose McQueen has so much on his plate that he may have a nervous breakdown, don’t hold your breath. Because I’m not crazy, I’m not sad or even mad, I’m proud. I’m proud that I can live the way I want to live, and what people say aren’t going to change that. I know people want me to fail, when all I want is to see EAW succeed, and I’m going to keep fighting. You need me to be the world champion? I can do that. You need me to work with the rookies? I can do that. You want me to get the people to love me? Piece of Cake? Hate me? Pff, I don’t even have to try to do that. But why talk about this now all of a sudden?
 
Well, look at my opponent for this week. Carlos Rosso. I promise you, everything I mentioned earlier has a point, and it has to do with Territorial Invasion.  Where Team Carlos was the bad guy, and once again, Carlos Rosso picked me because I was the New Breed Champion, but also a “bad guy.” I’d assume based on NEO: Uprising, he must assume I cheated to win. But like come on, with the recent “jokes” and how much I like to antagonize Finn, people should get the hint that I’m just poking fun at the situation. Like I’m not going to deny it didn’t happen, but once again, people are acting like that hurt my reputation more than it helped it. But with Carlos, that man doesn’t know me at all, despite having make claims that he has known me for quite some time. If I didn’t respect that man before, it’s because I didn’t care for his methods. But you know what? He asked me to be on his team, I did my part, and I quitted after the man sucker punched me and cost us the match. Now I’m not going to pretend nothing makes me angry. A lot of things make me angry. A Punch to the face doesn’t make me angry. But for me, the worse thing Carlos Rosso did was waste my time. I went along, and even did my best in that match, completely being an essential part in the majority of the match, and he waste my time for his own personal gain. I mean, you have any idea how long it is to get a doll to look like Madison Kaline?!! Do you know how hard it is to sit there and listen to Cody Marshall’s racist tirade? Do you have any idea how awkward it is to be next to a man that you want to just punch in the face and beat the shit out of? But you know what? I put up with it, because I can tell, you needed this win. Why else would you come to me? And a part of me though, well, since “we known each other for quite some time?” I’ll help. But you had to go there, and ruin it. And at that moment, when you hit me, all I can think about is the 4 weeks I’ve spent fighting your stupid battles that, I just walked out. I left you for dead. And you are probably going to play the victim card, but our loss is all on you. We had the advantage going on, we had everything going our way, you had me.
 
But you know what it was, Carlos? As cliché as it sounds, the problem was at that moment you made the decision to punch me, you must had thought to yourself, “I had this” and “Everything is going my way.” But you know Murphy’s Law? You know? When you think things can’t go wrong, it has a very good chance of going wrong? Well, I’m not going to say it was that, but I’m going to ahead and tell you something new. It’s called “Moongoose’s Law” which is when someone gets so full of it, things goes wrong because people want to see it. Trade Mark pending. And if you want an example, let’s consider the Grand Rampage, which yes, I’ve finally come to terms that I can laugh at the situation. But how does this apply to you? Well, Carlos, you got so full of it, you lost because people hate you. I hate you, and it’s stupid for a brief moment of time, people hated me because I was associated with you. That’s how much people hate you.  Even someone as lovable as me can’t beat it.
 
But the way Moongoose’s Law works is, you punch me and treat me as a mere pawn, I knee you in the fuckin’ face. You waste my time and don’t apologize, I knee you in the fuckin’ face. You try to take back what you did and apologize right now, guess what? I knee you in the fuckin’ face. Because no matter what, I’m going to give the people what they want to see, and that is you getting a knee to your fuckin’ face. Now I do have some standards, and I’m sure people are going to be disappointed that the shaken, demoralized, broken Moongoose McQueen isn’t going to be a reality soon, but I can offer the next best thing, and that is knocking Carlos Rosso off his high horse, because at the end of the day, Carlos, you aren’t special. I can do anything better than you can. I’m bigger, faster, a better talker, a better fighter, a better leader, and you know what else? I bet I can even do the Southern Lariat better than you. Because as I said, KAIJU wasn’t a waste of my time, and I picked up a few tricks from Nobi.
 

Carlos, I get this is one of those situations where “Everything is going my way.” But you said it. You had to say it, and now some divine force is going to strike you down, and that force of nature is yours truly. And no, I’m not going to play god, and let you get away with what you are doing. I’m better than that. Yes, I said it, I’m better than God when I can step in and do what needs to be done. But I’m going to break you, because not only do you deserve it, but because I need to follow up on what I did last week. What can I say? I’m a real showman, and if I’m not constantly raising the standard, why else would anyone need me? Whether people love me or hate me, they need me. They need a man that isn’t afraid to go to the top to fight their gods or sink to the lowest levels to slay those monsters. And Carlos, I’m going to do what Keelan hasn’t been able to do the past couple of weeks, and that is shut you down. Voltage is no longer your turf and it will never be again. I had one match where you were in charge, and I saw you when you flew too close to the sun, but I won’t give Jamie O’Hara the pleasure to put you in the sea. I’m going stop you before you even have a chances to hit the ground. Keep flapping those arms of yours, Carlos. I can’t wait to clip them and pull out your feathers and expose how truly ugly and weak you are. And this time, you aren’t going to get the pleasure and say you are responsible for your own downfall. That pleasure will go to me.

Wah, wah, wah! Starko is using el weederino! That’s all I can ever seem to hear from little bitches like you? Scared of a plant, Finnegan? Scared of a fucking leaf? Cigarettes don’t exist? You ain’t ever drink? You just an uptight robot trained to be a wrestler against your own will and you suck at it so you’re horribly depressed and hate the world and everything in it so you’re going to talk down on people for having fun with their lives through the use of the P O T - who says pot isn’t addictive? - to stimulate the senses and enhance reality? That’s all you lot ever seem to have on me, huh, I mean, apart from Territorial Invasion I guess but that’s really it. No disappointing title shot losses at NEO special events, no big Grand Rampage dreams tossed out like trash while watching the partner that didn’t earn it get that run that you wanted and deserved more than anything, no big win at Pain for Pride… Nothing. And then you question, Finnegan, why you’re talked down to. You question why you can’t seem to keep up. You question why we question your name. I’ll tell you why. You just haven’t done anything to get that respect. This is a brutal world, Finnegan. Maybe that’s why I hide behind rainbows and green smoke. Maybe that’s why I dream of peace and love like it’s the fucking 60’s instead of just accepting how shit everything is today. We’re both idealistic like that I suppose, it’s just that I can accept I’m flawed and not hide behind this pretentiousness of being holier-than-thou for being a ‘skilled technical wrestler’ coming out looking like the world’s cockiest douchebag every week ya feel? Yeah I mean I got eliminated from the Grand Rampage too, I just sucked it up and kept moving forward. I didn’t spend the next two months complaining about it backstage, onstage, and on the EAW Feed. Does it fucking matter if you’re pinning the champion but not winning the title? I get a lot of the same shit you’re talking about, the under-cutting, the devaluation, but I go out there and prove them wrong with RESULTS. You, you show some results, but nothing enough to actually make me respect you, and don’t take that as me underestimating you in the ring, your in-ring talent speaks for itself but your defining success just hasn’t happened yet. It’s not just about calling you out ON your failures, but rather the fact that they clearly didn’t do shit to humble you if you’re STILL making excuses for getting them thrown at you. You wanna know how the real world works Finn? The real world isn’t this little British wrestling emporium you’ve known it to be. The most skilled wrestler doesn’t always win, Finnegan, the smartest one does, so while you learned a SET of skills, it’s clear you haven’t adapted to shit yet or guess what - you would be the New Breed Champion right now, not Moongoose McQueen. Ironico, every dipshit gets a lucky streak at one point or another, don't let it get to your head. Whatever it is you two think you have going on, whatever it is you two think you have over us, Starkane is putting it to an absolute end. This is your last night being the Bollocks… come Dynasty, all you'll be is eliminated

Another week, another close loss. I’m almost over my hump, maybe I can even be featured at House of Glass! Through all things The Golden Jackalope, I can achieve anything! First though! I’m going to need to get a cup of coffee, and what better way than to get a cup of coffee than this luxury Golden Jackalope coffee cup?

Take a look at this beauty:



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How cool is that? Not only are you getting a durable coffee mug that The Golden Jackalope personally approves of, but you’ll also show just how devout you are when you sport his image on your chest. Who is that cool guy? Well, it’s you buddy!

I know there has been some criticism in regards to not opening up The Golden Jackalope’s temple during the recent Houston flood but how was I supposed to know that the water levels would be that high? Um… uh… I was actually preparing to open the doors for the civilians but we had to set up air mattresses and get supplies for all the needy civilians making their way into our temple. I’m just a little shocked and appalled that someone would film a video of themselves approaching the doors and then post it all over youtube for the world to see. If you wanted to come in to take shelter, all you had to do was knock. The Golden Jackalope is accepting of all kinds of individuals, even those who might be disgusting looters, looking to mooch off his temples like a bunch of nothing, ingrate…. *ahem* citizens who are in dire need of his guidance. Also, I would like to address the fact that people are assuming that I am using the image of The Golden Jackalope to mooch and make profit, I can assure you that just because I bought a new fourteen bed-room house tax-free from The Golden Jackalope merchandise does not mean that I’m mooching off the people. You are all in good hands when it comes to making your donations and purchases, I can assure you that we have the very best children’s hands in China making your material. I need the personal jet to make sure that I can attend Dynasty and prolythesize to the masses but so that I can go to my mansion and make offerings to The Golden Jackalope so that we can appease him and stop him from unleashing his mighty wrath.

The Golden Jackalope wants to see change. That means that he is asking me to find the motivation to succeed in Dynasty, and I must oblige by rectifying from my past mistakes. One of those mistakes was from admitting to weakness towards Nico Borg, the current Cash In The Vault winner. When we faced each other a few weeks ago, I threw everything at him, which included questioning his intentions of cashing in his luxurious prize. I think that I found the answer, Nico! I think that you should donate your Cash In The Vault as an offering to The Golden Jackalope, as it’s a prize that it would so highly value. You can even get the t-shirt (XXL for you) and the coffee mug for free. I’m that confident that you’ll love your investment into what The Golden Jackalope has to offer or your CITV back! Well… not really. Once you donate it, you can’t have it back. It’s fine if you don’t want to donate it though, I’ll fight you over and over again. You are wrong in thinking that I’ve settled into being an out of shape punching bag for the rest of the division. I have no problem in being a thorn in your side that continues to annoy you throughout your entire tenure in Dynasty; as someone who stops you from reaching the main event, until people realize that you are slightly overrated. I’m not saying you are overrated, maybe The Golden Jackalope is, but you most certainly place yourself on a pedestal that simply doesn’t exist… or can’t admit that you would rather hide from real challenges such as Jacob Senn.

I’m okay with being fodder because I’ll be more than happy to soften you up for Senn when you realize that there will be a loophole in your contract and you’ll eventually have to defend that contract in a one on one match. My mistake wasn’t in losing to you, it was in being a pushover with no motivation. That’s the mistake that I’m going to rectify, and I’m going to show the world that I want to be in House of Glass… where I can finally sell my special limited edition House of Glass Golden Jackalope shirts. It’ll make a killing!

The Idol of Passion? That’s an interesting one there Mr. Diemos. I must say I didn’t expect to it from someone such as yourself. Although I am grateful. Now I understand your problem. Even though you FAILED to get the job done and actually snag the title away from the Pizza Boy, you see fit to interject yourself for one more opportunity at the championship. Only there’s one little problem with that. Well actually...it’s gonna be a BIG problem for you on Dynasty. And that problem is the “so called” Idol of Passion, Nasir Moore. You talk a big BIG game as usual Eclipse, but there’s just one problem with that. And it’s the fact that your words just simply don’t faze me like they do so many others in the Land of the Elites. I’m not intimidated by what you say. I’m not agitated by what you say. I’m not hot and bothered by the words that leave your lips. And your actions speak for themselves on MY behalf. You want to INTERJECT yourself into this matchup with myself and the Pizza Boy. Only the thing is...the last time you and Pizza Boy were in the ring together, you FAILED to take the Answers World Championship away from him. And the last time you and I were pitted against one another...you need BATMAN levels of prep time to beat me...and by beat me I mean NARROWLY put me away. See the thing with Nasir Moore that I’m sure you now understand that you didn’t quite get back then is I may go down. But I don’t STAY down...and more importantly than even that, I don’t stay down for very long at all. I mean you assaulted me and beat my brains in before our match on Voltage right? And then what? You ASSUMED you’d get a victory via forefeit. But then what happened? I rolled up shoving doctors and security out of my way while my HEAD was bandaged up and still took the fight directly to you! I had you reeling, you had no way of getting an opening...except for one thing. You used and ABUSED my bandages in your favor. So not only did you plan out my downfall before our match came, but you assumed you’d get a free pass, AND THEN YOU HAD TO CHEAT AGAINST A MAN YOU HAD JUST INJURED JUST TO SKATE BY HIM! And what’d you do with said victory over me again? You went on to LOSE to Y2Impact at King of Elite. I mean sure you beat him on Voltage like a week or two later. But come on now...who’s gonna go back and reread that Voltage? Or even do research on it? Hell I’m shocked that I’m hearing such big talk coming from a man who’s only successful title defense was against Zack Crash! A MAN WHO ISN’T EVEN HERE ANYMORE! AND THE BEST HE COULD DO WAS HOLDING THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Oh and that leads me to who ACTUALLY dethroned you. Drastik, the man who got put away and basically beat back into retirement by Tiberuis at Pain For Pride. So if Tiberius...a man who had never held a World Title at that point could do that at PAIN FOR PRIDE no less...what was stopping you from breaking past Drastik Eclipse? Unless...you really are all talk and no substance? You see I’ve got many issues with you. I hate your Sanatorium Stable to begin with. Keelan Cetinich is a saint of a human being for freeing Madison Kaline from your corrupted manipulative families stranglehold over her. And now Keelan is opening her eyes to the true beauty of life and showing her real happiness. Nothing she could ever hope to do while being just another pawn for you and your face painted freak of a wife. God it still bothers me that Cloud failed in her match to keep that little girl away from your wicked clutches. But I’m getting WAY off track now. What I have been trying to hint at Eclipse is...I don’t care about what happened between you and PB at House of Glass. You picked the wrong time to try and get yourself another shot.

Because there’s ALREADY a number one contender. A GUY WHO WENT THROUGH HELL TO GAIN THIS SHOT! AT TERRITORIAL INVASION I COMPETED IN TWO MATCHES! I essentially defeated what could be considered SIX Hall of Famers in ONE NIGHT! CM Banks, Jacob Senn, Tyler Parker, Scott Diamond, Scott Oasis, AND Lethal Consequences! Oh and the icing on the cake is Mr. Cash in the Vault Nico Borg. You see Eclipse, the simple fact is Number One Although compared to all of those other threats you are just ONE man...I EARNED THIS ONE ON ONE OPPORTUNITY AND NOT A SINGLE GODDAMNED MAN IN THE WORLD WILL GET IN THE WAY OF WHAT I HAVE FOUGHT FOR! But Number two is that well...as I just said you are JUST. ONE. MAN. You may be this leader of this cult organization but I see straight through you. You are a cancer to this company and everyone in it. Whether people realize it or not. Whether people want to ADMIT it or not. You and your family is the greatest evil contained within EAW. AND SOMEBODY’S GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU! Now the powers at be AKA the GMs and Chairman can deal with you like you know...THEY SHOULD AS IT’S A PART OF THEIR JOBS! Or...I can just take matters into my OWN hands and end your entire family’s existence personally. You see Eclipse I quite frankly rub my ginger ass with your goal of eradicating all of the quote on quote FALSE IDOLS from Elite Answers Wrestling. It doesn’t change a single bit of my motivation. I want the title, and you’re in my way. Simple as that. You are just a man. And all men bleed the same blood. And best believe messin around with me you’ll be seeing a LOT of your own. And you have the...the NERVE to mention Aren to me. To bring up my fallen comrade. A man who’s legacy I always cherished. A man who I always held near and dear, even when all he wanted to do was cast me away. Yes. Aren’s gone. Did he get a hero’s sendoff? No. Did it hurt me to watch him go out the way it did? Yes. But life goes on. Aren may be gone, but I’m still here. My career isn’t over. On the contrary...this is merely a new beginning for me! Aren TOLD me after Pain For Pride, he never wanted to see me put into an emotional position the way I was with him. And what he meant was very simple. “Don’t ever let anyone else walk on you the way I did for many years. You’re too strong to just allow someone to.” And I carry those words with me now. That’s why I couldn’t let things go with Banks. I made a promise to my fallen brother that I’d never be looked down upon by another man like I was by him before. And as I said before Mr. Diemos, you’re not a Monster. You are just as human as anyone else here. And your weakness will be on full display for ALL to see in the main event of Dynasty. I’ll put you in your place, pay you back for delaying MY RISE TO THE TOP BACK ON VOLTAGE! TAKING AWAY THE TITLE REIGN I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN FROM Y2IMPACT! AND MAKE YOU A COMPLETE NON FACTOR SO I CAN GO BACK TO DEVOTING MY ATTENTION TO THE ACTUAL ANSWERS WORLD CHAMPION! I can’t wait to gut you...pig.

Classic move, get outclassed and hide behind your wife to pick up the pieces and speak for you. I can't fault you for it though, I would be a fool to take this gesture as some sort of insult. It's actually quite assuring that you are everything I expected you to be, and that is good.. but not good enough to stand toe to toe with yours truly on this platform. I don't expect it to be any different when we face off on Showdown because similar to last week when I got the upper hand and you bailed, you will probably do the same thing in our match considering you can't just call Soledad to take your place, that wouldn't be the best idea. But nonetheless I'll entertain her, welcome Mrs. Marx. Quite a compelling speech you made there in defense of the man you serve and worship, it makes sense why he would defer to you. Don't get me wrong either, I don't view this as some sort of weak move, it's actually very smart. Even the best know when they have simply met their match and know how to fall back and reconsider their approach. Maybe Marx will one day muster the confidence to address me again, as much as he'd like to ignore my presence in hopes of it dispersing, and as much as he'd like to downplay whats pending, the loss he is set to receive on Showdown will simply be too much to ignore. Your savior never fails to surprise me, a nonbeliever who uses religious practices and ideals to convert people into following him.. I couldn't have written a more ironic scenario if my career depended on it, it's truly amusing. As amusing as it is, its also exactly what I expected and called from the jump, and that is that Ryan Marx is a false prophet. You worship a false God who doesn't believe in himself and thinks that because he loses a match that his time is too far away to be considered the future despite the fact that he holds a championship that could very well put him into world title contention as soon as the end of the year. You and your savior have constantly belittled me on the fact that I am being relegated to facing the likes of himself in what you perceive to be a downgrade yet all I am looking at this like is simply me finishing something that your savior started. I didn't come out and interrupt Ryan Marx in the middle of him addressing the crowd, he did it to me. I wasn't given the night off but your savior was, and with that he still made it his business to try to get himself into some action by attempting to get me out of EAW because he thought I was some wounded helpless shell of a performer fresh off a loss that he could take advantage of, but instead he learned the hard way and was sent running with his tail tucked between his legs. How did that make you feel Soledad? Seeing the very man that you so admire and love being relegated to a coward at the hands of a hasbeen.. must not have been a good night for your delusional cult. Yes Soledad, Ryan has consistently reminded me about how if I was as big of a deal as I claim to be I would be fighting the likes of this person and that person as opposed to a nobody like himself, yet in the same token just a few weeks ago our very own EAW Champion faced off against him in a match, did that make him any less of a champion or headliner? Sure it pointed out Ryan's flaws as not being able to hang with men who are on the level he aspires to one day reach, but it doesn't quite mean anything in terms of his opponents status. I am simply here defending myself from another man who decided to make it his business to call me out, where I'm from we defend our turf against any and every man who decides to call us out.. if that makes me any less of an icon in this modern day then so be it, but you will not disrespect me. Imagine if I was like Ryan Marx and I blew him off as being beneath me and walked away from him on Showdown, let me guess, him and his followers such as yourself would be saying I am a coward who is so past his prime that he is scared to take on a man like Ryan Marx. That is why you people constantly try to talk down on the fact that I am facing Ryan as if I have been relegated to doing so, because I didn't fall victim to the narrative you tried to set. Ryan tried to have it be one way where he could hang his hat on being the man who backed Banks down, but he got it another way as he became the man who will just become Banks' latest victim. As much as you people try to paint the picture of me falling from grace and this being proof, you will never shame me into backing out of this match, your savior can't escape whats coming.

Once again, I do not need to win any world title to further validate myself, although I easily could if I very so pleased. It's not my current goal, I didn't come back to add to the trophy list, I came back to take on any challenges from men who think they are the best this company has to offer. If you personally do not feel like your savior is the best this company has to offer, or if he himself doesn't feel that way about himself despite his delusional feelings on what others may think about him then thats on you guys. Me personally, I take on all comers. Once again, I do not care that my current presence in EAW has no bearing on whether it lives or dies because I am the reason thats even the case. You don't raise a child for it to still be dependent on you well into adulthood, you raise it to be the very best it can be and even better than you. Ryan and his followers are like a broken record, repeating the same thing so many times in hopes that people start blindly believing whats on the surface without really looking into whats actually being said. Perhaps that is how Ryan gained all of those followers in the first place, burning lies into their heads and deluding them into a distorted reality. Don't confuse "stay in your lane" with "be complacent in life and not go after your goals". The difference between my ambitious nature as a young up and comer and Ryan's is that I created my own path to get to where I wanted to get. I didn't lie to anyone, I didn't have to create a farce and convert lost souls into believers of a false prophet, I simply provided a product.. a product that was superior to everything else that was on the market, then I provided results and everything fell in place. I didn't need to act like I was some godly figure and I didn't need other people to speak on my behalf. Ryan can't say he provided anything superior when he doesn't even view himself as superior to his peers. And yes I will say that Ryan did not learn from his mistakes, because if he did then he would have taken the night off on Showdown like he was originally given. How is making my business his when it didn't have to be learning from his mistakes? If anything he is making another mistake by thinking that making an enemy out of me was a good idea. Maybe to Ryan, win lose or draw it doesn't matter because no matter what the outcome of anything that he does happens to be, there is always a lesson to be learned and new enlightenment to gain. To me on the other hand, I'm all for learning from my failures and adapting, but there wouldn't be any need for adapting and learning from failures if you simply win, and that is what I plan to do. Ryan looks at me as a learning curve, I look at Ryan as another notch under my belt. One is hoping for and expecting defeat so that he can learn from it to become better in the long haul, the other is expecting to put a disrespectful fraud back in his place, its that simple. Don't confuse wanting to face the men who are considered the future of this company with me wanting to stop the future. The future is what will ensure EAW continues to be placed in good hands, not Ryan Marx specifically, but the future in general. So if Ryan Marx is the future that he claims to be then I will absolutely want to take on his challenge. If it so happens that I manage to "stop" him in the process, then he was never the future to begin with. Me facing men who are considered the future ensures me that these men are every bit as good as advertised, thus solidifying themselves as legitimate going forward. You can ignore my presence now, but on Showdown there isn't any escaping or ignoring in hopes of the harsh realities of your predicament going away, you will have to face them head on. So while Ryan Marx continues to make early excuses for his pending defeat and lets a delusional mentally enslaved woman speak on his behalf because for some reason I am not worthy of his time despite him earlier basically admitting that he is not worthy of facing me in the ring due to our perceived statuses in the company, CM Banks is going to sit back and await any and all challengers despite the level they are supposedly on, because real men don't pick and choose their battles nor do they have other people fight their battles for them. These hands don't discriminate, and Ryan Marx will find that out very shortly.

DYNASTY PROMO #5: TARGET PRACTICE

Extreme. 

What does it really mean to stand up to what you've grew in? You see this business did not start off just being this "Elite Answers Wrestling." We started off extreme. Everybody put their heart in every match and used everything that they could in their power to be able to get that victory. Tables, ladders, chairs, any weapon you name it. But now we don't have the opportunity, and no I'm not saying it's horrible but I'm saying that I know what it takes to get to what I'm looking for. The EAW Hardcore Championship is something that I started out with and I'm willing to go through thick and thin just to grab it again and show everybody exactly what i takes, to show that you're built for "hardcore." A lot of these new elitist think that they have what it takes to step into an EAW ring, but really.. they don't. I literally went from rags to riches in this business, and I know for a fact that I'm going to do it again. Dynasty is so close and it's finally almost time to show everybody that I'm here to take EAW by storm. Everybody in that Glass Gauntlet match will feel their downfalls as they step into that ring with me and think that they can take the CHANCE that I stepped into that ring with StarrStan and asked him in his face for it. It didn't matter if I had to fight for it.. I would have stepped into that ring and earned it but StarrStan knew that I already deserved it after coming through that ring last week and making my return. You see Target Smiles.. this return was not underwhelming.. no.. last Friday, I literally stepped into the ring with power in my hand and took what I deserved. I'm tired of people thinking that I'm just going to fall again. They think that I'm just going to fail to get my chance and disappear once again. That I'm not going to make it through this generation because there's a lot of new elitist here and they say I don't stand a chance against either one of them. These critics must not know who I am. Maybe.. these critics will see this Friday when I step into the ring with Target Smiles, and put him down for the count that they see that I am not joking here when I say that I am going to MAKE IT TO THE TOP. 

There's a long way to go on this path and Target Smiles you're just another small obstacle for me to jump over. When I say you do not stand a chance against me.. I don't say it because I'm the most arrogant person in the world.. I say it because I can back it up in the ring. This is not just about getting a victory here.. this is about PROVING to everyone who thinks that I'm not going to make it that I can stand in that ring with elitist like you and show them exactly why I AM IN THIS BUSINESS. Target Smiles, prepare for those crushed frowns not just from the "fans" that you have but for yourself. You're going to disappoint yourself and the people who think that you even stand a fighting chance against me here on Dynasty and at House of Glass. I'm tired of being seen below. This is where I stand up and I fight for where I belong. This EAW Hardcore Championship may seem like a chance to you.. but to me it stands for where I've started.. It stands for how I GOT in this business and I SHOWED everyone that I belonged. That championship is everything to me and I'm going to not just get the opportunity at House of Glass, but I'm going to battle against whoever holds that EAW Hardcore Championship and I'm going to TAKE IT.. because it belongs to me. I retired it for a reason, because no one DESERVED IT.. and I KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DO NOT DESERVE IT SMILES. So go ahead.. throw all of those silly statements out at me and watch how you regret each one when I put you down in that ring. I'm built for extreme.. I was MADE extreme. Extreme is not just a word.. it's a lifestyle and for me I went through it. Target Smiles.. I can't wait to get into that ring with you, not just to show you that Dynasty is my house.. not just to show you that I'm going to beat you.. but to show you that this is not the only time you're going to fall short to me. After Dynasty when you take this loss.. you're going to try once again at House of Glass.. and you're going to try to learn from your mistakes.. you're going to try to learn me.. learn every move that I'm going to through at you, but it's always going to be that one thing that you won't see coming that'll make you fall to me..So try to prepare yourself as much as you can..

But even preparation won't have you ready for a win.. it'll have you ready for your defeat.