Drastik wrote:

OHARA wrote:

Drastik, sir, why am I better at producing GFX than you?

The truth must be let out. I did all of my GFX up until my retirement on MS Paint. It took me hours to draw out logos and stuff but I made due. The technology has gotten much better since then.

pfft, Paint.

Hand crafted. Like a real designer pal. 

Step aside.

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Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Well, I guess as the writer you can do that, just as much as you can write yourself to win that coveted 7th reign that keeps "eluding" you. I guess if you can't win it yourself, might as well write it eh? Even if it's several months too late

I actually don't decide this. Narrative, though.

Hmmm, narrative...good idea, might want to try that for your next Voltage instead of a bunch of cookie cutter segments and garden variety back up writer matches

Like the ones I have you write?

Yes, the matches I write are a good example of narrative. Check Voltage out next Wednesday morning to see what I'm talking about

I'll fucking kill you

Are you planning on killing me today? Because if so, I'll plan on my murder for 2 days from now 

OHARA wrote:

Drastik wrote:

OHARA wrote:

Drastik, sir, why am I better at producing GFX than you?

The truth must be let out. I did all of my GFX up until my retirement on MS Paint. It took me hours to draw out logos and stuff but I made due. The technology has gotten much better since then.

pfft, Paint.

Hand crafted. Like a real designer pal. 

Step aside.

I drew the PFP5 pics by hand with my own blood. Please respect me. (I did it to try and kill myself, not to be artsy)

Impact, how would you feel about being part of a sexless marriage?

Drastik wrote:

Impact, how would you feel about being part of a sexless marriage?

I'll knock her up with my potent seed just to prove what a terrible mother she'll be.

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

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Drastik wrote:

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Drastik wrote:

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Drastik wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Well, I guess as the writer you can do that, just as much as you can write yourself to win that coveted 7th reign that keeps "eluding" you. I guess if you can't win it yourself, might as well write it eh? Even if it's several months too late

I actually don't decide this. Narrative, though.

Hmmm, narrative...good idea, might want to try that for your next Voltage instead of a bunch of cookie cutter segments and garden variety back up writer matches

Like the ones I have you write?

Yes, the matches I write are a good example of narrative. Check Voltage out next Wednesday morning to see what I'm talking about

I'll fucking kill you

Are you planning on killing me today? Because if so, I'll plan on my murder for 2 days from now 

TFW when you're an emotionally damaged man with a Napoleon complex who gets his kicks out of trolling me 365, 24/7.

Drastik, 

If you could make a Tumblr for Y2Impact, what would the URL be?

What meme fits Y2Impact best?

Would you face Y2Impact at PFP for the EAWC?

Would you rather go bald or have hairy pubes?

Which celebrity would you fuck?

Are Nick Angel and HBG Chinese?

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Well, I guess as the writer you can do that, just as much as you can write yourself to win that coveted 7th reign that keeps "eluding" you. I guess if you can't win it yourself, might as well write it eh? Even if it's several months too late

I actually don't decide this. Narrative, though.

Hmmm, narrative...good idea, might want to try that for your next Voltage instead of a bunch of cookie cutter segments and garden variety back up writer matches

Like the ones I have you write?

Yes, the matches I write are a good example of narrative. Check Voltage out next Wednesday morning to see what I'm talking about

I'll fucking kill you

Are you planning on killing me today? Because if so, I'll plan on my murder for 2 days from now 

TFW when you're an emotionally damaged man with a Napoleon complex who gets his kicks out of trolling me 365, 24/7.

tfw you have a hard time interacting consistently and impressively with a variety of people online and in person so you settle on befriending Tyler Parker who turns you into a whining, uninspired asswipe with odd-shaped nipples and bleached hair done in your shabby Utah garage by your older brother that says he'll loan you his PS2 for the weekend if you finish setting up your driver's test since you're turning 20 soon but you instead decide that you should "work on Voltage" which entails you delegating various matches and leaving yourself a short segment that pushes the show back from being posted on Sunday night to Tuesday afternoon

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Well, I guess as the writer you can do that, just as much as you can write yourself to win that coveted 7th reign that keeps "eluding" you. I guess if you can't win it yourself, might as well write it eh? Even if it's several months too late

I actually don't decide this. Narrative, though.

Hmmm, narrative...good idea, might want to try that for your next Voltage instead of a bunch of cookie cutter segments and garden variety back up writer matches

Like the ones I have you write?

Yes, the matches I write are a good example of narrative. Check Voltage out next Wednesday morning to see what I'm talking about

I'll fucking kill you

Are you planning on killing me today? Because if so, I'll plan on my murder for 2 days from now 

TFW when you're an emotionally damaged man with a Napoleon complex who gets his kicks out of trolling me 365, 24/7.

tfw you have a hard time interacting consistently and impressively with a variety of people online and in person so you settle on befriending Tyler Parker who turns you into a whining, uninspired asswipe with odd-shaped nipples and bleached hair done in your shabby Utah garage by your older brother that says he'll loan you his PS2 for the weekend if you finish setting up your driver's test since you're turning 20 soon but you instead decide that you should "work on Voltage" which entails you delegating various matches and leaving yourself a short segment that pushes the show back from being posted on Sunday night to Tuesday afternoon

tfw all this information is erroneous, I only lived in Utah for a combined two years, and you envy my penis

Brian Daniels wrote:

Drastik, 

If you could make a Tumblr for Y2Impact, what would the URL be?

What meme fits Y2Impact best?

Would you face Y2Impact at PFP for the EAWC?

Would you rather go bald or have hairy pubes?

Which celebrity would you fuck?

Are Nick Angel and HBG Chinese?

If you could make a Tumblr for Y2Impact, what would the URL be?

Y2TwinkBoy

What meme fits Y2Impact best?



Would you face Y2Impact at PFP for the EAWC?

No. I'd rather spare EAW from seeing him with the world title again. I'll take one for the team, guys.


Would you rather go bald or have hairy pubes?

I already have hairy pubes, so I'm good to go.

Which celebrity would you fuck?

Which wouldn't I?

Are Nick Angel and HBG Chinese?

I'm not sure about HBG but Nick Angel is [This message has been purged by Robbie V who has requested that RRS refrain from talking about Nick Angel allegedly being Chinese].

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Well, I guess as the writer you can do that, just as much as you can write yourself to win that coveted 7th reign that keeps "eluding" you. I guess if you can't win it yourself, might as well write it eh? Even if it's several months too late

I actually don't decide this. Narrative, though.

Hmmm, narrative...good idea, might want to try that for your next Voltage instead of a bunch of cookie cutter segments and garden variety back up writer matches

Like the ones I have you write?

Yes, the matches I write are a good example of narrative. Check Voltage out next Wednesday morning to see what I'm talking about

I'll fucking kill you

Are you planning on killing me today? Because if so, I'll plan on my murder for 2 days from now 

TFW when you're an emotionally damaged man with a Napoleon complex who gets his kicks out of trolling me 365, 24/7.

tfw you have a hard time interacting consistently and impressively with a variety of people online and in person so you settle on befriending Tyler Parker who turns you into a whining, uninspired asswipe with odd-shaped nipples and bleached hair done in your shabby Utah garage by your older brother that says he'll loan you his PS2 for the weekend if you finish setting up your driver's test since you're turning 20 soon but you instead decide that you should "work on Voltage" which entails you delegating various matches and leaving yourself a short segment that pushes the show back from being posted on Sunday night to Tuesday afternoon

tfw all this information is erroneous, I only lived in Utah for a combined two years, and you envy my penis

Post pics or you're lying

I would really like to hear your opinion on my newest promo. Would you read it and share your thoughts about it with me?

BLACK† wrote:

I would really like to hear your opinion on my newest promo. Would you read it and share your thoughts about it with me?

GC, you always work very hard and continue fighting in spite of all the things going on in your life. As sarcastic as this may sound, I'm proud of you for continuing to work, even if you're not always satisfied with your work. The fact you've stuck around and continue trying is noble enough. You're a skilled writer. I hope that you can find something that sticks for you.

Drastik, what is your opinion on the state of America and its future?

Drastik wrote:

BLACK† wrote:

I would really like to hear your opinion on my newest promo. Would you read it and share your thoughts about it with me?

GC, you always work very hard and continue fighting in spite of all the things going on in your life. As sarcastic as this may sound, I'm proud of you for continuing to work, even if you're not always satisfied with your work. The fact you've stuck around and continue trying is noble enough. You're a skilled writer. I hope that you can find something that sticks for you.

Thanks babe <3

And I found something that will stick for me until I'm gone. Just wait till the end of the year.

Darth Lannister wrote:

Drastik, what is your opinion on the state of America and its future?

There's one thing left to do:

BLACK† wrote:

Drastik wrote:

BLACK† wrote:

I would really like to hear your opinion on my newest promo. Would you read it and share your thoughts about it with me?

GC, you always work very hard and continue fighting in spite of all the things going on in your life. As sarcastic as this may sound, I'm proud of you for continuing to work, even if you're not always satisfied with your work. The fact you've stuck around and continue trying is noble enough. You're a skilled writer. I hope that you can find something that sticks for you.

Thanks babe <3

And I found something that will stick for me until I'm gone. Just wait till the end of the year.

I'm excited to see what you have in store. I'll be on the lookout.

How's being under utilized on Voltage in your honest opinion, Drastik?

Darth Lannister wrote:

How's being under utilized on Voltage in your honest opinion, Drastik?

Other than the obvious Ahren Fournier, I feel that Jakob DeLion is really overlooked. He may get a bad reputation because of some stuff he's said, but I think his basic notion is totally in line. He's being under-utilized very clearly. Impact and Scott need to have a close look at him and give him some sort of shot already.

Okay, enough trolling.

Impact, if Trump does, indeed, build a wall, will you break the walls down?

BLACK† wrote:

I would really like to hear your opinion on my newest promo. Would you read it and share your thoughts about it with me?

I thought it was a very good promo. No unnecessary bullshit, very strong beginning and ending. If I had to offer criticism, I would say the middle seems somewhat lacking by comparison to the opening and ending paragraphs. Not that it's bad, it just read a little different. More uncertain. And maybe that was the intention, but it's just my two cents. In regards to proofreading, there are a couple of things you should edit:

"Maybe someone like The Heart Break Boy can exactly to me exactly what faith is" should be "Maybe someone like The Heart Break Boy can teach me exactly what faith is"

"I've been in on this planet for thirty one years."

"It's not a long period of time in comparison to to others"

"it is what got me this far and it is what will make me the ferocious, cruel,  frightful, merciless, relentless I should have been since day one." I assume after "relentless" you meant to put "wolf" and just skipped it without thinking in your head. Not 100%, but yeah.

"The man who masquerades himself as wolf but beneath his mask is lamb." There is no need to use the word "himself" because "masquerades" already means pretending to be someone is not.

These are very minor, correctible mistakes in reality, and they don't detract from the content of your promo whatsoever (oversights happen to me as well, except English is my first/only language), but things like that sometimes make pedants read and judge a promo differently. I thought you did an excellent job overall. Keep pounding, bro. You're better than most.

Drastik wrote:

Okay, enough trolling.

Impact, if Trump does, indeed, build a wall, will you break the walls down?

I'd rather help build it.

The Machine wrote:

BLACK† wrote:

I would really like to hear your opinion on my newest promo. Would you read it and share your thoughts about it with me?

I thought it was a very good promo. No unnecessary bullshit, very strong beginning and ending. If I had to offer criticism, I would say the middle seems somewhat lacking by comparison to the opening and ending paragraphs. Not that it's bad, it just read a little different. More uncertain. And maybe that was the intention, but it's just my two cents. In regards to proofreading, there are a couple of things you should edit:

"Maybe someone like The Heart Break Boy can exactly to me exactly what faith is" should be "Maybe someone like The Heart Break Boy can teach me exactly what faith is"

"I've been in on this planet for thirty one years."

"It's not a long period of time in comparison to to others"

"it is what got me this far and it is what will make me the ferocious, cruel,  frightful, merciless, relentless I should have been since day one." I assume after "relentless" you meant to put "wolf" and just skipped it without thinking in your head. Not 100%, but yeah.

"The man who masquerades himself as wolf but beneath his mask is lamb." There is no need to use the word "himself" because "masquerades" already means pretending to be someone is not.

These are very minor, correctible mistakes in reality, and they don't detract from the content of your promo whatsoever (oversights happen to me as well, except English is my first/only language), but things like that sometimes make pedants read and judge a promo differently. I thought you did an excellent job overall. Keep pounding, bro. You're better than most.

Lol I actually meant to write the HBB line the way you suggested me to write it. I was in a rush. The second line needs to be corrected because I am a dumbass and the third one was just a mistake. I didn't mean to write the same word twice. AND you're about the wolf part. I was going to put wolf but I fixed some typo in the beginning of my promo and totally forgot to put wolf there haha. About the "masquerade" stuff I did not even think about that. What you're saying makes a lot of sense. I should just start reading my promos again before I post them. I usually do that but not when I am in a hurry as I said earlier. Thanks tho IMP <3

BLACK† wrote:

The Machine wrote:

BLACK† wrote:

I would really like to hear your opinion on my newest promo. Would you read it and share your thoughts about it with me?

I thought it was a very good promo. No unnecessary bullshit, very strong beginning and ending. If I had to offer criticism, I would say the middle seems somewhat lacking by comparison to the opening and ending paragraphs. Not that it's bad, it just read a little different. More uncertain. And maybe that was the intention, but it's just my two cents. In regards to proofreading, there are a couple of things you should edit:

"Maybe someone like The Heart Break Boy can exactly to me exactly what faith is" should be "Maybe someone like The Heart Break Boy can teach me exactly what faith is"

"I've been in on this planet for thirty one years."

"It's not a long period of time in comparison to to others"

"it is what got me this far and it is what will make me the ferocious, cruel,  frightful, merciless, relentless I should have been since day one." I assume after "relentless" you meant to put "wolf" and just skipped it without thinking in your head. Not 100%, but yeah.

"The man who masquerades himself as wolf but beneath his mask is lamb." There is no need to use the word "himself" because "masquerades" already means pretending to be someone is not.

These are very minor, correctible mistakes in reality, and they don't detract from the content of your promo whatsoever (oversights happen to me as well, except English is my first/only language), but things like that sometimes make pedants read and judge a promo differently. I thought you did an excellent job overall. Keep pounding, bro. You're better than most.

Lol I actually meant to write the HBB line the way you suggested me to write it. I was in a rush. The second line needs to be corrected because I am a dumbass and the third one was just a mistake. I didn't mean to write the same word twice. AND you're about the wolf part. I was going to put wolf but I fixed some typo in the beginning of my promo and totally forgot to put wolf there haha. About the "masquerade" stuff I did not even think about that. What you're saying makes a lot of sense. I should just start reading my promos again before I post them. I usually do that but not when I am in a hurry as I said earlier. Thanks tho IMP <3

All very minor things. Lot of the same things happen to me. I just wanted to give a worthwhile evaluation since you asked. Keep on being dope.

OHARA wrote:

43) Are you a good writer?

nah i suck