Would you rather fuck your rottweiler or your own mother?

Did you vote? Why not, fagboy?

Darth Lannister wrote:

1. What’s one thing that’s happened to you that has made you a stronger person?
2. What’s one thing that’s happened to you in your life that made you feel weak?
3. Where is one place you feel most like yourself?
4. Where is your favorite place to escape to?
5. Who do you think has had the largest influence on the person you are today?
6. If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
7. If you had one day left to live, what would you do first?
8. What decade do you feel you most belong in?
9. Who are you closest to in your family? Why?
10. Who is the one person in this world that knows you best?

1) Probably all the setbacks I've endured in my personal life. My relationships with people. I'm conditioned to expect the worst, but that makes me appreciate things far more when they turn out in my favor.

2) I'm not in the business of doubting myself. But I guess whenever I think something's wrong with a family member or friend and I'm helpless to prevent it, it makes you feel weak because you can't do anything about it other than offer moral support.

3) On a baseball diamond, at the plate with a bat in my hands, ready to swing away.

4) Probably just browsing the internet, using it as a distraction.

5) I'm not very easily influenced or impressionable. I would say myself.

6) My paranoia. I think I should err on the side of caution more because I usually expect things to go wrong, and if they do, I won't have anyone to blame but myself because I forecasted it and went ahead with that action anyway. 

7) Thank everybody who treat me well when I didn't always return the favor.

8 - I don't feel displaced in my generation.

9) Probably one my four older brothers. I won't say who.

10) Ditto.

@ Drastik

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What inspired you to make a return to EAW?

What are your aspirations?

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?

What are your thoughts on the current EAW landscape? And how does it compare to the 2008-2014 era you were accustomed to?

What are you hoping to get out of this run?

Drastik wrote:

Would you rather fuck your rottweiler or your own mother?

I'd rather fuck your mother. Did you expect anything else?

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

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What inspired you to make a return to EAW?

What are your aspirations?

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?

What are your thoughts on the current EAW landscape? And how does it compare to the 2008-2014 era you were accustomed to?

What are you hoping to get out of this run?

I, the real Drastik, will answer your questions.

1) I was sitting on my sofa browsing the internet on my Macbook when one of my Tumblr crushes rejected me. Despondent, I decided to return to my EAW roots.

2) I wish to win every championship.

3) They're all garbage. I'd rather not lower my status by competing against them. Unless it's for a title, of course. Then I just gotta strap on my special Pepe-themed tights, my ERRW wristbands, and my green mascot-themed shirt. It's on.

4) Increased mid-card depth, but fewer superstars.

5) All the titles.

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

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What inspired you to make a return to EAW?

What are your aspirations?

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?

What are your thoughts on the current EAW landscape? And how does it compare to the 2008-2014 era you were accustomed to?

What are you hoping to get out of this run?

What inspired you to make a return to EAW?


Ever since I was dragged along to do the whole Luzmala thing and then had to come back and be rubbed wrong by my short-and-sweet Dynasty return, I decided that I should come back one last time just for the lulz mostly. I also recognize that while e-fedding might feel goofy at times, it's a great way to force yourself to practice some form of creative writing. And hey, I'm already backup writing and coming to the chat anyways, why not promo and shitpost too?


What are your aspirations?


I don't really have any directed aspirations here that I wish to reveal just yet. My short-term goal is to beat Nathan Fiora for the Hardcore Championship. I'd like to also stay undefeated because Matt Miles bragging about being undefeated sounds silly anyways. Like who is that? Did Thomas Minns not get fired months ago for touching a kid or something?


Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.


What are your thoughts on the current EAW landscape? And how does it compare to the 2008-2014 era you were accustomed to?


It's much more professional in appearance than it was back in the day, that's for sure. I was glancing at that J-Smooth promo and thought to myself, "Wow, just a couple years ago this would have been considered a pretty good promo". But now people are expected to promo pretty well. We're obviously much older than back then, so that has something to do with it, and the amount of people have increased, but there are a lot of things in common anyways. I'm sure that people today could have handled it back then and people from back then could handle it today. I can succeed in any group though since I write in complete sentences in spite of my trollish ways.

What are you hoping to get out of this run?


Titles. I think people think I beat around the bush about it, but I've been very clear. I'm here for the titles. I don't care about rivalries. I just want to prove I'm better.

The Machine wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

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What inspired you to make a return to EAW?

What are your aspirations?

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?

What are your thoughts on the current EAW landscape? And how does it compare to the 2008-2014 era you were accustomed to?

What are you hoping to get out of this run?

I, the real Drastik, will answer your questions.

1) I was sitting on my sofa browsing the internet on my Macbook when one of my Tumblr crushes rejected me. Despondent, I decided to return to my EAW roots.

2) I wish to win every championship.

3) They're all garbage. I'd rather not lower my status by competing against them. Unless it's for a title, of course. Then I just gotta strap on my special Pepe-themed tights, my ERRW wristbands, and my green mascot-themed shirt. It's on.

4) Increased mid-card depth, but fewer superstars.

5) All the titles.

It's alright. At the end of the day I still get to beat it to HBG's skype pic

Drastik wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

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What inspired you to make a return to EAW?

What are your aspirations?

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?

What are your thoughts on the current EAW landscape? And how does it compare to the 2008-2014 era you were accustomed to?

What are you hoping to get out of this run?

I, the real Drastik, will answer your questions.

1) I was sitting on my sofa browsing the internet on my Macbook when one of my Tumblr crushes rejected me. Despondent, I decided to return to my EAW roots.

2) I wish to win every championship.

3) They're all garbage. I'd rather not lower my status by competing against them. Unless it's for a title, of course. Then I just gotta strap on my special Pepe-themed tights, my ERRW wristbands, and my green mascot-themed shirt. It's on.

4) Increased mid-card depth, but fewer superstars.

5) All the titles.

It's alright. At the end of the day I still get to beat it to HBG's skype pic

At the end of the day I still get to beat it to your Mariner Man outfit.

Drastik, sir, why am I better at producing GFX than you?

Again for Drastik:

Are you happy to be on Voltage?

Have you felt suppressed for your time on Voltage thus far? There have been whispers of corruption the past month from various members of the community, I was just curious if you have felt the same affliction.

Do you think you should have to work your way up the card? And if so, what is a considerable, realistic timeline for you to get where you desire?

Darth Lannister wrote:

Have you felt suppressed for your time on Voltage thus far? There have been whispers of corruption the past month from various members of the community, I was just curious if you have felt the same affliction.

This is probably why these ignorant 30 y/o virgins absorb everything they see as fact. They take this shit seriously. Imagine that.

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Well, I guess as the writer you can do that, just as much as you can write yourself to win that coveted 7th reign that keeps "eluding" you. I guess if you can't win it yourself, might as well write it eh? Even if it's several months too late

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

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What inspired you to make a return to EAW?

What are your aspirations?

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?

What are your thoughts on the current EAW landscape? And how does it compare to the 2008-2014 era you were accustomed to?

What are you hoping to get out of this run?

I, the real Drastik, will answer your questions.

1) I was sitting on my sofa browsing the internet on my Macbook when one of my Tumblr crushes rejected me. Despondent, I decided to return to my EAW roots.

2) I wish to win every championship.

3) They're all garbage. I'd rather not lower my status by competing against them. Unless it's for a title, of course. Then I just gotta strap on my special Pepe-themed tights, my ERRW wristbands, and my green mascot-themed shirt. It's on.

4) Increased mid-card depth, but fewer superstars.

5) All the titles.

It's alright. At the end of the day I still get to beat it to HBG's skype pic

At the end of the day I still get to beat it to your Mariner Man outfit.

tfw girl in the woods who offered to blow you in 9th grade but retracted the offer has her fiancé hit you up with a facebook friend request

OHARA wrote:

Drastik, sir, why am I better at producing GFX than you?

The truth must be let out. I did all of my GFX up until my retirement on MS Paint. It took me hours to draw out logos and stuff but I made due. The technology has gotten much better since then.

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Well, I guess as the writer you can do that, just as much as you can write yourself to win that coveted 7th reign that keeps "eluding" you. I guess if you can't win it yourself, might as well write it eh? Even if it's several months too late

I actually don't decide this. Narrative, though.

Darth Lannister wrote:

Again for Drastik:

Are you happy to be on Voltage?

Have you felt suppressed for your time on Voltage thus far? There have been whispers of corruption the past month from various members of the community, I was just curious if you have felt the same affliction.

Do you think you should have to work your way up the card? And if so, what is a considerable, realistic timeline for you to get where you desire?

Are you happy to be on Voltage?

So far the writing for my character has been pretty sub-par. I was gonna complain to Impact about it, but he probably handed it off to a backup writer Monday morning like he does every other part of the show.

Have you felt suppressed for your time on Voltage thus far? There have been whispers of corruption the past month from various members of the community, I was just curious if you have felt the same affliction. 

I'm being relegated to the lower card to "prove" myself which is both hilarious and terrible for all involved. Why on earth would anyone want me to run over a bunch of noobs for a couple months? Don't you think they'll feel a little upset when some playground bully kicks them in the tuchus and steal their lunch money?

Do you think you should have to work your way up the card? And if so, what is a considerable, realistic timeline for you to get where you desire?

I think I've already proven what I'm capable of. The consistency and motivation can be a concern, but I promise it's there if the actual opportunity (and not just the illusion of it) is there.

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Well, I guess as the writer you can do that, just as much as you can write yourself to win that coveted 7th reign that keeps "eluding" you. I guess if you can't win it yourself, might as well write it eh? Even if it's several months too late

I actually don't decide this. Narrative, though.

Hmmm, narrative...good idea, might want to try that for your next Voltage instead of a bunch of cookie cutter segments and garden variety back up writer matches

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Well, I guess as the writer you can do that, just as much as you can write yourself to win that coveted 7th reign that keeps "eluding" you. I guess if you can't win it yourself, might as well write it eh? Even if it's several months too late

I actually don't decide this. Narrative, though.

Hmmm, narrative...good idea, might want to try that for your next Voltage instead of a bunch of cookie cutter segments and garden variety back up writer matches

Like the ones I have you write?

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Well, I guess as the writer you can do that, just as much as you can write yourself to win that coveted 7th reign that keeps "eluding" you. I guess if you can't win it yourself, might as well write it eh? Even if it's several months too late

I actually don't decide this. Narrative, though.

Hmmm, narrative...good idea, might want to try that for your next Voltage instead of a bunch of cookie cutter segments and garden variety back up writer matches

Like the ones I have you write?

Yes, the matches I write are a good example of narrative. Check Voltage out next Wednesday morning to see what I'm talking about

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

The Machine wrote:

Drastik wrote:

Darth Lannister wrote:

@ Drastik

Who are you hoping to feud with in EAW out of the new blood?


Definitely Ahren Fournier. He's easily the most well-equipped and talented new competitors in this company. I'm actually shocked reading off of the promos page that he's not the World Champion already. Like seriously? We have a world title picture on the weakened Voltage roster of Y2Impact and Aren Mistletoe? Give me a break. I'd rather watch Roman Reigns vs Hulk Hogan than read about that feud. Anyways, what I'm saying is that Ahren's my god.

I'm sorry, maybe I should get Liam Catterson to come back instead. Surely he'd be a more formidable opponent. While we're at it, I can have you win the 24/7 contract, too. Sound familiar?

Well, I guess as the writer you can do that, just as much as you can write yourself to win that coveted 7th reign that keeps "eluding" you. I guess if you can't win it yourself, might as well write it eh? Even if it's several months too late

I actually don't decide this. Narrative, though.

Hmmm, narrative...good idea, might want to try that for your next Voltage instead of a bunch of cookie cutter segments and garden variety back up writer matches

Like the ones I have you write?

Yes, the matches I write are a good example of narrative. Check Voltage out next Wednesday morning to see what I'm talking about

I'll fucking kill you