WWE '13 SIMULATION RESULTS
(Simulated on the 17th - 18th November)
MATCH #1 | NEW BREED #1 CONTENDER'S 15 MAN SHOCK COLLAR BATTLE ROYAL
Randy Reaume last eliminated The Nas in order to win the Battle Royale. (9:46)
- Zach Genesis entered at #1 (oh the irony...) to start things off with Christopher Corrupt who entered at #2
- Kaol Wake III entered at #5 and was pretty much immediately eliminated by Hannibal Krane (#3)
- Not a single finisher was performed in this match. Not even elimination finishers
- The final two people in the bout where The Nas (#12) and Reaume (#15), with Reaume proving that the numbers game exists, eliminating Nas to get the victory.
***
MATCH #2 | PURE CHAMPIONSHIP
Ryan Savage (c) d. Sephiroth in order to retain the EAW Pure Championship (8:44)
- Savage pinned Sephiroth after a Snap DDT. No seriously, this was how the match ended.
- Savage pretty much bulldozed Sephiroth at the start of the match, knocking him down very quickly
- The two did brawl on the outside roughly 5 times, continuously entering and exiting the ring
- Ryan Savage hit a big time superplex, launching both men nearly halfway across the ring
- Savage hit the spear and got a 2 count. He then picked Sephiroth back up, hit a Snap DDT, then got a 3 count. Yep - that's how the match actually ended.
***
MATCH #3 | BLACKOUT MATCH
Tarah Nova d. Cameron Ella Ava (5:38)
- Nova pinned Ava after a Deadly Dreams
- This match was overall quite even offensively - both vixens getting their fair share in
- Vintage WWE' 13 glitch happened here when Cameron whipped Tarah into the turnbuckle, but as Tarah contacted she somehow went past the turnbuckle and was mid-air outside the ring. Only happened for like 2 seconds though
- Although set to Extreme Rules (in game), only a kendo stick was used all match (by Cameron, before Tarah took it, then Cameron did, then Tarah did. So yeah - VINTAGE WWE GAME WEAPON REVERSALS!)
- Anyway the pinfall promptly came after Cameron got hit with the kendo stick, Tarah did the wake up taunt and connected with the superkick for the win
***
MATCH #4 | NEW BREED CHAMPIONSHIP
Lochlan Rossdale d. Jamie O'Hara (c) in order to win the EAW New Breed Championship (5:02)
- Rossdale made O'Hara tap out to the Distortion
- In all fairness, the match went a lost faster than I thought it would.
- The opening moments of the match had Rossdale running like mad to O'Hara, and O'Hara quickly countering with a springboard moonsault right off the bat
- O'Hara going insane with offence, scoring the Serenade Of Ecstasy 90 seconds in, only for Rossdale to kick out at one
- The finish came when Rossdale locked on the Distortion, and although O'Hara was so close to the ropes after crawling and crawling, Jamie eventually tapped out.
***
MATCH #5 | ELECTRIC DEATH MATCH | CASH IN THE VAULT
Xavier Williams d. Diamond Cage in order to retain the Cash In The Vault briefcase(15:40)
- Williams pinned Cage after a Famouser onto the steel steps
- This match was absolutely insane, with both guys being busted open by the end of it
- Cage hit a DDT onto Williams through the announce table which was pretty brutal
- What caused Williams to get busted open however was a series of hard chairshots to the face
- Steel steps, two sledgehammers, a ladder and a table were all victims of this match
- Williams and Cage reversed each other with a ladder in the turnbuckle roughly five times in succession before Williams go the last say
- And yeah the end of the match came when the Famouser connected perfectly onto the steel steps in the ring
***
MATCH #6 | HIGH VOLTAGE MATCH | RAGNAROK VS. ELITE
Ragnarok d. Elite in a clean sweep (I kid you not - 10:38)
The entrant order was as follows:
#1: Norman Hellion
#2: Devan Dubian
#3: Psycho Brody
#4: Brian Daniels
#5: Lannister
#6: Starrstan
- The match never left the ring (here in game as a 3 vs. 3 Elimination Chamber)
- Norman Hellion pinned Daniels first after a running powerslam
- Dubian was next rolled-up by Lannister
- Starrstan would be in a 3 on 1 situation when he'd nail the Olympic Slam onto Brody. Brody would proceed to no sell this, get right up, build up to another finisher, and nail the Shock Therapy for the pinfall.
***
MATCH #7 | EAW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP | SHOCK COLLAR "I QUIT" MATCH
Scott Diamond d. Jacob Senn (c) (w/Zack Crash as guest referee) in order to win the EAW World Championship (17:08)
- Diamond made Senn say "I Quit" after locking in the FloodLok
- This and Williams vs. Cage were probably the best matches of the simulation
- Whilst Lesnar went absolutely apeshit on Cena with his German's, Diamond went absolutely apeshit here with his Belly-To-Belly's (I got up to 14 at one point then lost count)
- Senn nailing the Harmonic Divergence to the outside was pretty awesome
- Several times Diamond would demand the ref to ask Senn whether or not he'd quit, only for Diamond himself to break it up and lift Senn back up.
- Diamond rampaging before Senn connecting with a single Pele kick to send him down to the ground
- Senn hitting the Jacob's Ladder onto the steel steps on the outside
- And finally Scott Diamond locking in the FloodLok in the middle of the ring to finally get Senn to say "I Quit".
***
So yep that's the match simulations. Hopefully I'll be able to get the ones done for this week's shows. If not, I'll just aim to do this for every FPV show and Supershow.