"Lets Dance to Joy Division" by The Wombats hits the PA as El Irónico makes his way out from behind the curtain with a bottle of Buckfast Tonic Wine in his hand. Following him shortly after is Finnegan Wakefield, wearing a Luchador Mask given to him by Irónico. The two slap hands as they make their way to the ring having a good time, Finnegan removing this mask and popping his collar while Irónico skulls down a majority of his bottle.

This team began like many great tag teams do; at the pub. Two Englishmen enjoying some bevs before Irónico pitches the idea that the two should combine efforts and join in the Tag Team Grand Prix festivities. Finnegan, being a little intoxicated, agreed to the offer despite his already busy schedule jumping between Voltage and NEO obligations. Other details are a little fuzzy, but they collectively started talking about their ideas. To have a connection to their English roots, the name "We Are The Bollocks" spawned from the Sex Pistols album "Nevermind the Bollocks". Their mission is simple; Win the Tag Team Grand Prix, Win the EAW Tag Team Championships, and have some good old British fun along the way. And maybe a few more bevs.

El Irónico sticks his thumb into the bum of an opponent. The opposition would stick their thumb into the bum of Irónico. Finnegan hates this spot that Irónico always sets him up into and hesitates heavily before giving in and sticking his thumb into the bum of the opposition. Irónico then executes the Oilcheck Back Suplex while Finnegan executes an Oilcheck Inverted Exploder Suplex. Finnegan usually tells Irónico to stop doing that move because he finds it really gross and silly.

Finnegan props up the opposition on the top rope before getting on all fours to allow Irónico to run off his back and jump to the top rope to execute a Monkey Flip. Irónico rolls off Finnegans back to ensure his own safety.

Finnegan Wakefield props up the opposition in a Wheelbarrow position, allowing Irónico to underhook both their arms and drop them on their head with a DDT. Irónico then pushes the opponent upwards with his feet, allowing Finnegan to apply a Full Nelson and hit a Bridging Dragon Suplex. To ensure victory, Ironico would apply a Jacknife hold in collaboration to double down on the pinfall.

A variation of the Meltzer Driver where Finnegan will hold the opponent in the Falcon Arrow position while Irónico assists with a spring boarding flip assist to spike the opponent.

Amy-Jayne wrote:

Interesting duo, from my point of view anyway