Wrestling Name: Alex Reynolds

Picture Base: Brian Pillman

Current Nicknames: The Smoking Gun,  The Warped Outlaw

Hailing from: Birmingham, West Midlands, United Kingdom.

Age:  27

Height: 6'0"

Weight: 220lbs

Entrance Music: 'Stones' by Manafest

Favorite Match: Cage matches.

Least Favorite Match: First blood.

Alignment: Tweener

Strengths: I can get to level 15 on Tetris. I can also run like the wind, if need be. I'm also handsome, agile and can do planche push ups.

Weaknesses: I dislike blood. It's been a weakness of mine since childhood. Shawn Merrick once punched me in the face because I wouldn't let him share my girlfriend Lisa Pearce. I remember my nose bled for hours.

Weapon of Choice: I tend to leave the weapons alone. If I had to I'd use a really sharp pencil, but only as a last resort.

Tendency to cheat: Rarely.

 I'm Alex Reynolds, I'm 25 years old and I'm a virgin. Just kidding, I'm 27. I like drunk women, stonebaked pizza and music. I have my own teeth and hair, but unfortunately I don't own a car. I don't even have a license. Not a legal one anyway. I got mine off the internet, so when I'm behind the wheel of a car and I'm unlucky enough to be pulled over, I go by the name Sum Ting Wong. I don't exactly look like the guy in the photo, but if you squint your eyes a little bit and you're in the right light...it still doesn't look like me. I guess you get what you pay for.

I work for a small radio station called SMBT - don't ask me what the initials stand for because I don't know -  which is part of the Queenpin Incorporated umbrella. I play songs from all over the world and from any genre, regardless of whether the listeners want to hear them and can understand a word. It's my show and my rules.

I previously wrestled for a small company in the United Kingdom, but I was fired for dressing up as a woman and interrupting a divas match. I didn't manage to get my hands on any championship belts when I was there, however, I did once ring the bell at the beginning of a championship match. Swings and roundabouts.

Since then I've been busy with my work on the radio and trying to navigate my way through the sea of shoes that have suddenly appeared in my house. I live with Nikki (ex-wife number 1) and Kacey (ex-wife number 2).  Now I don't know whether it's a quirk of fate or divine punishment for sins committed in another life. Whatever it is, it isn't fun. Don't get me wrong they have their moments, but so does diarrhoea.

We've all recently relocated as I've been accepted back into the wrestling fraternity. I know what you're thinking, why didn't I ditch the girls? I guess it's like having a pet; they shit all over the house and leave their hair everywhere, but at the end of the day there's a certain attachment.

I once met Park Ji-yeon from South Korean girl band T-ara.

I auditioned for American Idol.

I shook Hulk Hogan's hand at a charity event.

I stole a pair of Penélope Cruz's knickers. (I landed a small part in Pirates of the Caribbean and she did say her door was always open).


Catchphrase:

"Keep it real, keep it Reynolds."