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PostSubject: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 4:55 am

EL IRÓNICO
‘The Ironic Luchador’
'The Irn-Bruiser'
'Donny Soldado'
'The Underdog from the Underclass'

Picbase: El Ligero

Character Information
Height: 5’11”
Weight: 195 pounds
Age: 30
Hailing From: Doncaster, England.
Alignment: Face
Specialty Match: TLC
Weapon of Choice: Buckfast Tonic Wine

Entrance Theme
Es Irónico by Bocca Myers

Gimmick
El Irónico can be credited with being the principal representative of the lucha libre style in the lesser known, but thriving independent working man’s pub wrestling circuit of Northern England. While he greatly loves performing before roughly a dozen drunk patrons, 5 nights a week, he cannot shake the feeling that he was made for something greater. Now though, he has found his purpose. After following events in EAW for a while, he has been greatly dismayed but the almost total lack of irony. Indeed the most ironic thing he can fathom in the whole of the promotion is that Voltage is billed for Sunday Night Screenings, when all involved know that Tuesday is far more reliably the case. This is a state of affairs which wounds him most deeply in ways which are all of mental, psychological, moral, physical and metaphysical. He therefore strikes off across the pond to bring good, old-fashioned, ironic wit to a wider audience, less versed in it’s language. The jury is still out on whether this justification is in earnest, or just pure banter.  

Style
Limited/Good Lucha Botching/ Bring Back the 80s

Moveset
Common
| Basic strikes and bodyslams like it’s the 80s | Atomic Drop | Inverted Atomic Drop | Lou Thesz Press | Snapmare | Superkick | Swinging Neckbreaker | Running Bulldog | Suplex Variations | Running Senton | Armdrag | Dragon Screw Leg Whip | Lariat | Single Leg Boston Crab | Russian Leg Sweep | Reverse STO | Enziguri | Poor/Botched Attempts at Lucha Staples (hurricanrana, sunset flip, springboard manoeuvres)|

Signatures
Thumb in the Bum Suplex [Oilcheck back suplex]
‘I Believe I Can Fly…’ [Teases a rare top rope splash, sings song with theatrics, then hops anticlimactically back down and delivers a standing splash to the grounded opponent]
The Ironic Leg Drop [Atomic Leg Drop, always acts hysterically surprised when they inevitably kick out] 

Finishers
School Boy (Common)
Dumphandle Slam [Oilcheck Inverted Powerslam]
Malice in Sunderland [Sweet Shin Music followed by a double underhook DDT]
Tied Up In Nottz (With a Zed, You Cunt) [Texas Cloverleaf]

Uber Finisher
(Probably never to be used)

'I Believe I Can...Frog Splash!!!'


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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 5:05 am

Sweet, love seeing people using pic bases from BritWres.

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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 5:07 am

Welcome to EAW, El Ironico !



"Hard Times breeds Better Men"
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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 5:10 am

ELLLL LIGERROOOOOOOO

Welcome to EAW! Finally an El Ligero!


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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 5:46 am

Welcome, have fun.



Thanks to Ryan Marx for the signature.
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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 6:18 am

:dev:


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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 7:14 am

:vince:






Thank you for this Jakob DeLion 
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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 8:16 am

Welcome!




Step 1: Stop thinking like everyone else.

Step 2: Realize you will face resistance.
Step 3: You will be tested. But it will be easy to keep doing it even when it gets difficult.



-Thunderstruck
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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 8:52 am

Welcome!


Ask Alonzo | Alonzo Calrissian




01 | 03 | 00


(Shout Out to Lars Grier for the Siggaliciousness)


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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 9:52 am

Welcome


DEUS VULT! 








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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 1:56 pm

Nastradamus wrote:
:dev:
:cena:
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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 2:40 pm

Cool pic base buddy. Welcome!


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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 4th 2016, 3:32 pm

Interesting. Welcome!




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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 5th 2016, 3:52 am

Welcome





4X Rising Star Of The Week (2x Michaels, 2x Caine) , 2X Beef of the week (Top Prospect Scramble, VS Drastik), 1X Promoer of the week (along with everyone else for SV 2016)
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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 5th 2016, 4:26 am

AW YEAH! ITS EL LIGERO! Welcome!!!!


Special thanks to OnlineJesus for this sig! :O
Achievements
Former Hardcore Champion 
1 Successful Title Defense
1X Rising star of the week
1X Promoer of the week (with others at Shock Value top prospect match
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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 6th 2016, 2:02 am

YOU ARE HEADED TO... SHOWDOWN!!! VOLTAGE!!! DYNASTY!!!



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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 6th 2016, 2:32 am

Quote :


Signatures
Thumb in the Bum Suplex [Oilcheck back suplex]
‘I Believe I Can Fly…’ [Teases a rare top rope splash, sings song with theatrics, then hops anticlimactically back down and delivers a standing splash to the grounded opponent]
The Ironic Leg Drop [Atomic Leg Drop, always acts hysterically surprised when they inevitably kick out] 

LOL! These are amazing!!



BIG THANKS TO TARAH FOR THE AMAZING SIG! 


Record: 14-1-9
Most Recent Match: def. by Solomon Caine (Voltage).
EAW Championships/Accolades: 
- 2x Rising Star of the Week
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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 6th 2016, 5:35 am

@Keelan Cetinich wrote:
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Signatures
Thumb in the Bum Suplex [Oilcheck back suplex]
‘I Believe I Can Fly…’ [Teases a rare top rope splash, sings song with theatrics, then hops anticlimactically back down and delivers a standing splash to the grounded opponent]
The Ironic Leg Drop [Atomic Leg Drop, always acts hysterically surprised when they inevitably kick out] 

LOL! These are amazing!!

This is going to be so lit.
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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 6th 2016, 6:31 am

*prays that Ironico is a good promoer*




Step 1: Stop thinking like everyone else.

Step 2: Realize you will face resistance.
Step 3: You will be tested. But it will be easy to keep doing it even when it gets difficult.



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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 6th 2016, 7:21 am

JakobDeLionWMW wrote:
*prays that Ironico is a good promoer*

I know him pretty well. He's a good sort.


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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   December 6th 2016, 9:13 am

This is already my new favorite gimmick, welcome chap well met!








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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   July 3rd 2017, 12:43 am

Slightly amended to make the extent of Irónico's inadequacy clearer. To reprise, I want to land on my head with every hurancanrana attempt.


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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   July 3rd 2017, 12:51 am

@Irónico wrote:
Slightly amended to make the extent of Irónico's inadequacy clearer. To reprise, I want to land on my head with every hurancanrana attempt.

You'd think after a few hundred of those attempts Irónico would maybe change his move-set up.



BIG THANKS TO TARAH FOR THE AMAZING SIG! 


Record: 14-1-9
Most Recent Match: def. by Solomon Caine (Voltage).
EAW Championships/Accolades: 
- 2x Rising Star of the Week
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PostSubject: Re: El Irónico   July 3rd 2017, 11:44 am

@Keelan Cetinich wrote:
@Irónico wrote:
Slightly amended to make the extent of Irónico's inadequacy clearer. To reprise, I want to land on my head with every hurancanrana attempt.

You'd think after a few hundred of those attempts Irónico would maybe change his move-set up.

NEVER!!!

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