"HOLLYWOOD FLEX ROCKLAND"
HOLLYWOOD'S INFO
Ring Name: "Hollywood" Flex Rockland
Nickname(s): "Sexy Flexy", "Master of the Third Leg", "The Sex Pistol", "Original Frontman of Your Favorite Band", "Hollywood's Best-Kept Secret", "The Good-Looking Guy"
Height: 6'8"
Age: 42
Weight: 310 lb (137 kg)
Billed From: Hollywood, California
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION
Pic Base: "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan
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Theme Song: "Brooklyn Zoo" by Ol' Dirty Bastard
Detailed Entrance Description:
As Flex Rockland makes his entrance, the camera flickers back and forth from grey and white. Boldly printed are the letters on his ring tights: "I HAVE A MASSIVE COCK." Flex makes sure the camera angle remains fixed on his right side at all possible times, as he insists he has a "good side and a bad side." This notion may be an allusion to his checkered past, wherein he was jailed for an undisclosed amount of time for stalking women. Once Flex walks up the steel steps and casually makes his way into the ring, he plays the air guitar from the moment his theme music stops to the crescendo of his opponent's theme music.
WRESTLER’S IN-RING INFO
Disposition: Face-lean tweener
Gimmick: Flex Rockland loves to make dubious claims his opponents can't confirm as true or false. Flex is a massive narcissist, claiming to have a 12-inch endowment. Rather than attack his opponents, Flex prefers hyping himself up as his foremost verbal method of combating challengers. Flex claims he -- not Brad Pitt -- was originally slated to star in the 1999 film "Fight Club". Flex claims he was offered twenty-million dollars to showcase his impressive phallus in a pornographic film, but denied the substantial offer, citing that he "wouldn't work for a penny under fifty-million." Flex claims to have been a major voice-acting superstar, insisting he chose to keep a lower profile by using an alias in the credits. In addition, Flex claims to have written the scripts for many Hollywood blockbuster films and film franchises over the years, including, but not limited to: "Avatar" (he and Cameron have been embroiled in a private feud for many years over who originally wrote the script), Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2 (alleges Tarantino stiffed him to compensate for his comparative sexual impotency, claims the original movie featured him defeating The Bride at its conclusion with his patented leg drop), and "Spider-Man". Flex claims that after the death of Alice in Chains frontman Layne Staley, he denied an offer from band member Jerry Cantrell to become its new frontman. Flex, rather than because of any passion for the business, claims to have taken up wrestling later on in life as a simple hobby and an outlet to showcase his physical prowess.
Wrestling Style: Power-based showman. He flexes after each shoulder block and takes an abnormal amount of time to cover his opponents after finishing them off with his signature Leg Drop, sometimes resulting in them kicking out -- much to his chagrin. Furthermore, his impressive size belies his incredible athletic ability, performing moves such as the Shooting Star Press and 450 Splash in dire situations.
Specialty Match: Bra and Panties match. The ladies love him -- or so he thinks.
Weapon of Choice: His massive (alleged) 12-inch cock.
WRESTLER'S MOVESET
Common Moves
1. Armbar
2. Cross Armbar
3. Flying Cross Armbar
4. Flex Driver (Michinoku Driver II)
5. Crucifix Armbar
6. Flex Armbar (Fujiwara Armbar)
7. Scissored Armbar
8. Tiger Feint Crucifix Armbar
9. Flex Loving (Bear Hug)
10. Flex Stretch (Abdominal stretch)
11. Super Special Flippy Move (Frankensteiner)
12. Flex Swing (Giant Swing)
13. Flexbomb (Powerbomb)
14. Flexsault (Standing Moonsault)
15. Shoulder Block
Signature Moves
1. Flex Splash (Frog Splash)
2. Flexmaster 5000 (Diving Crossbody)
3. The Sybian (Torture Rack/Backbreaker rack)
4. Flex in Rockland (Military Press)
5. Glitter Ain't Gold (450 Splash)
Finishing Moves
1. Flex Clutch (Cobra Clutch)
2. Leg Drop
3. Shooting Star Flex (Shooting Star Press, only used in big matches)
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Subject: "Hollywood" Flex Rockland 
