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PostSubject: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 12:17 pm

Don't forget this account too. Way to include me in the results. Must have really had an Impact and hit a nerve to include me in the results and not just forget Nostalgia existed. 

Oh and Kenny, I have already been published. I just didn't want to sound like a pretentious dbag. If it was just IC, why would you and others rag on me when I was seeking advice how to transition here. You deny all you want, but you know you are mad bc I am already better than you. I'm not saying I would have been the best here. But you one one of the worst, if not thee worst. Besides Nicole Frye, now I don't know about his/her main character, never read that characters work.



The whole point was for Nostalgia to make an impact quick. And look it worked. Now instead of ignoring a "troll," whatever that is, I am forever in your results. Stupid. Way to prove how far you can piss. HAHAHAHA. and yes, not having a setting is a joke. If you are going for realism, how does is just talking out of the blue realistic? I was ready to earn it, like I did in my last fed. And it is obvious you don't understand the character, the "incoherent rants," are part of him. 

Sorry I struck a nerve by relaying information I was given to by multiple people. Everyone on Voltage deserves to know the information at hand.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 12:20 pm

Ok bye
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 12:21 pm

the fuck is this?

get in the sea.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 12:29 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 12:32 pm

Feed him to Rokuro cmon IMP
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 12:35 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 12:36 pm

When people bitch, moan and cause problems, they get mocked. It has nothing to do with "hitting a nerve". If anything it looks like the only person who's been bothered by this whole situation is you. Perhaps it wasn't the most pleasant way for your character to go out but then you've not exactly had the most pleasant attitude. I was actually pretty indifferent to you leading up to this post since it seemed like everyone had just got off on the wrong foot but clearly this salt-fuled rant proves otherwise. I figure you don't really care about coming across as a pretentious douchebag anymore, though, since you literally just went out of your way to come back and cause more trouble. You're better than Nicole Fyre? How? You just claimed you never read the character's work and yet you're still somehow better? 

Some people overreacted to your character's attitude and whatnot but you've made a bigger idiot out of yourself than anyone else here just by posting this. If you have a problem with not having a setting then good for you, I guess, but do you honestly expect everyone to have a setting for their promo when it doesn't pertain to the promo itself in the slightest? Of course not. I know how to write a story so I know full well that the setting is the most important part of a written piece but guess what? This isn't a story. It's a promo. If you want to hear about how I'm backstage talking about my opponent every week then that's your opinion but if there's no tie-in then it doesn't matter. All it becomes is more unnecesary words on the page.

As for the "corrupt Voltage" comments. Y2Impact was right. There'll always be people with an axe to grind and you let yourself believe what a handful of people were spewing without actually having any facts at hand other than, again, your opinion that you shouldn't have lost to Carson. There's a difference between a good story and a good promo and what you wrote was neither.

We don't need to put up with your shit. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 12:42 pm

Ok, I think it's time I said something about this shit

Firstly, I am a new guy here too. I joined just like you guys did, as a guy who knows nothing about EAW and the way things are done. But you know what, I came here with a mentality to learn. Yes, I wanted to learn everything that went down here, how the matches were written, how the promos were done and everything. For this, I took the help of the already existing people here. I popped up in the chat, talked with my writers, talked with many others including mods, members and guess what, THEY ALL GAVE ME SOME HELPFUL ADVICE. I remember when I first came up I talked with DEDEDE and he helped me to understand about EAW. Then I talked with Nobi who gave me some valuable pointers. Then came Scott and Impact, two show writers of Voltage and they were helpful as well. AND YOU KNOW WHAT WAS THE BEST PART? NO ONE WAS PISSED AT ME. I made some friends here and whenever I go on the chat, I have a wonderful time

So you guys, who are ready to start hell and quit, the fuck is wrong with you guys? Instead of bitching and quitting, why don't you just talk to people. Send them PM's maybe? And what's this attitude I find in some new guys about how they should be treated as the new hottest thing? Guys, there is no 'hottest thing' here. You have to earn everything here. You have to fight for every inch of space. Because we have some amazing people here who promo like a beast. Read the promos of Lioncross or Ryan Marx or some of the women's like Azumi's or Haruna's and you will know why they are doing so well. Instead of putting all your effort in bitching about this place, promo well maybe?

You people quitting will not do anything to this place. This place is strong, has remained strong and will remain strong. People like you have come and gone and there are no shortage of people to replace you. So if you want to prove how good you are, stay and fight. Otherwise, be forgotten like you never existed 

Thank You
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 12:43 pm

I don't recall Luke Cage being such a moaner.. Damnit, Barry, you've done it again!
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 12:51 pm

man, Brian put a lot of expectation on your Deadpool character and you blew it up.... how unfortunate.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 1:01 pm

I like how in the show Luke Cage is impenetrable to bullets but it only took a few shots fired to take EAW's version down.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 1:11 pm

Nastradamus wrote:
Hilarious Anotheronebitesthedust
My man a legend   :bowdown:
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Moongoose McQueen
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Status : Whether I go or not, I'll die anyway. I have an organ more important than my heart. Although you can't see it, I feel it going through my head down to my feet, and I know it exists within me. It lets me stand on my feet, it lets me walk forward without trembling. If I stop here, I feel like it would break... My soul will break.

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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 2:48 pm

When you join someone else's efed, never assume its going to work the same way you want it to work. Every efed has a different standard and method. I would say the Luke Cage gimmick is appropriate in an efed that wasn't serious or was severely lacking in members to the point they can afford to put time and effort into joke characters. EAW happens to have a huge roster where people seriously want to commit and move up. By creating a joke character that will never truly get any real development, you are wasting both yours and the writer's time, and taking up a spot for someone else that wants to be used. Like how you created the team of Luke Cage and Wade Wilson. Were you actually going to be serious, or would you signing up just for laughs so you can take up a spot someone else that wanted the title? You essentially just took someone else's spot.... for a joke. It doesn't help that you aren't taking advice for the Nostlagia gimmick, the one thing that should be your priority, and if you aren't going to take that seriously, there is no reason to take the Luke Cage gimmick seriously. You think that just because you make the most noise in the forum, that make you important and special, but pushing your ideals and method where it doesn't belong, aka, treating this like a joke for an efed where you can clown around, and not considering how difficult you are being to the writers. At the end of the day, they are going to prefer people that constantly are trying to improve and are willing to listen. Problem is, you aren't listening, and people are going to do the same to you. Consider your peers, both the new and the veteran, learn from what they do right and what they do wrong, and move forward. And if you still can't adjust, which is really just you don't want to adjust, you may just need to find another fed willing to put up with what you want. This fed probably isn't that. Point being, I'd suggest you'd put yourself in the shoes of the writers, who has to juggle with so many people, making plans, and having to read all those promos and decided who to put their attention on. The nature of the beast is, not everyone gets used because if too much is going on, it will overwhelm the writer, and you have to make drastic decisions. And a joke, isn't something I'm going to focus on, as well as a guy that has a tendency to cause trouble in forums and won't listen. Give them one good reason why they should trust you over someone that listens, is consistent, and wants it more.

And P.S., the people talking in thin air thing. It helps if you realize the point isn't to be the most creative (that's just a bonus to give writers an idea of how to use you), but the point is giving your opponent enough materials to promo back. If you just need to respond to someone to get that done, just do it. People need to treat efeds like it is in wrestling, where you aren't really competing against each other, you are working together to push each other forward. Incoherent ranting is pointless if I can't work with it. And no offense, but talking into thin air and saying its unrealistic, and then suddenly jumping up to "character that was experimented on and feels no pain" is like going from level 2 to level 11 in an instances. That doesn't justify how dumb the gimmick is, because what are you going to do? Luke Cage taps out, and you are going to complain on forum that "DUMB WRITER DOESN'T KNOW HE DOESN'T FEEL PAIN!!" Absurd. Come on, man. Learn to read the room. This is just a case where you think EAW should be ran your way, when it has already been long established before you join. You adjust to the fed, not the fed adjusts to you. If you want to understand people's frustration with you, I'd recommend opening your own efed and writing for it, and don't be too surprised if it doesn't last because its a lot of hard work, difficult decisions are made, and dealing with people like you on a daily basis can drive you up the wall. I've learned to just appreciate what the writers and staff does, and if you aren't happy, just talk to them privately without snapping at them, because they get enough problems from other people along with dealing with their real life. I don't know how long you will last in EAW, but I hope you take this knowledge to heart the next fed you go to, or if you ever run your own. The guy that never listens is going to be the biggest pain in the @ss you'd have to deal with.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 4:00 pm

Moongoose McQueen wrote:
I've learned to just appreciate what the writers and staff does, and if you aren't happy, just talk to them privately without snapping at them, because they get enough problems from other people along with dealing with their real life. I don't know how long you will last in EAW, but I hope you take this knowledge to heart the next fed you go to, or if you ever run your own. The guy that never listens is going to be the biggest pain in the @ss you'd have to deal with.

If only you had realized this before you killed AWL :comeon:
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 4:21 pm

Hilarious 5mOKN
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 4:23 pm

KaLuke Cage wrote:
Don't forget this account too. Way to include me in the results. Must have really had an Impact and hit a nerve to include me in the results and not just forget Nostalgia existed. 

Oh and Kenny, I have already been published. I just didn't want to sound like a pretentious dbag. If it was just IC, why would you and others rag on me when I was seeking advice how to transition here. You deny all you want, but you know you are mad bc I am already better than you. I'm not saying I would have been the best here. But you one one of the worst, if not thee worst. Besides Nicole Frye, now I don't know about his/her main character, never read that characters work.



The whole point was for Nostalgia to make an impact quick. And look it worked. Now instead of ignoring a "troll," whatever that is, I am forever in your results. Stupid. Way to prove how far you can piss. HAHAHAHA. and yes, not having a setting is a joke. If you are going for realism, how does is just talking out of the blue realistic? I was ready to earn it, like I did in my last fed. And it is obvious you don't understand the character, the "incoherent rants," are part of him. 

Sorry I struck a nerve by relaying information I was given to by multiple people. Everyone on Voltage deserves to know the information at hand
Wow, I must have really pissed you off to leave then come back to get the final word. You must have a really small pecker. 

Also, I've been published too, bitch. I want you to think about that. The person you think is so horrible achieved the same thing you did. And if I'm so fucking bad, why has no one had a vote asking for me to be fired? Really, YOU can play up this whole "I'm better" shit till your tiny cock spits, but at the end of the day, YOU...were SO SHITTY AT THIS...we fired you.

Guess you're not as good as you thought, are ya? 

Also, I hope your daughters realize as quickly as we did that you're a useless fuck. Poor little kids.

Seriously, kill your self.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 5:01 pm

What is this shit?
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 5:13 pm

Scott Oasis wrote:
What is this shit?
A shitty writer got mad that he was exposed as shitty and is now taking it out in me Cos he has something to prove that only he cares about. He's just really fun to fuck with Cos he's SUCH a pussy. 

It's over now. Welcome back, Boss.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 5:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 6:16 pm

First off, a talented writer is an ORIGINAL ONE. Luke Cage is not an original character. While we may take inspiration from different sources (usually based on our picbases), most of our characters ARE ORIGINAL. TLA? Original. Ares Vendetta/Drake Jaegar? Original. Meth? Original af! Maybe you put all your tokens into this Nostalgia character and thought 'hey I could wow these people with this amazing character and I'll win all the titles!' Nah bruh. Those who usually walk into an efed with all the ideas in the world are usually the first to go. You was never humble in your time here - hell, you inserted yourself into an interfed beef that had NOTHING to do with you! When I first arrived here there was some tension with DDD and some of the peeps (I think GC) but I kept my head low. Why? Because it was none of my freaking business. I came here to roleplay (sorry Tre :/), tell a good story, and sit back with some like-minded peeps. What I found was a diverse group of people with different points of view who quite frankly opened my eyes a bit more.

If you stayed humble you would have probably been New Breed champ in six months and that's stretching it. But now just like so many eager pups before, you're taking your ball and going home. Stop reaching for attention and go see a therapist. I'm not even joking about that- seriously, go see one! (sighs) And next time before you go into an efed learn the culture of the place. We may come off as a group of obnoxious trolls but at least we know that the fed comes first before personal shit. And when personal shit does get in the way, we find a way to get past it. If we can get over firing a former chairman who achieved so much over the years, then you're not a problem. You're not special. You're not a special snowflake. You're just another entitled brat. Now stop stressing my people and step off.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 6:30 pm

Lol
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 7:02 pm

I'm perfectly fine with you being "forever in our results," as a matter of fact. Congratulations on whatever you think you accomplished by being a jobber.

What's more, you were in my private messages days before this went down and I explained to you in the most diplomatic, lenient terms how things work in EAW. You didn't seem to have a problem then. As a matter of fact, you THANKED me for the pointers I gave you, apologized for your "low quality comment" about Carson Ramsay, said you wanted to prove you're taking advice and wouldn't behave in that manner again. Your words, not mine. But, of course, when you're this much of a hypocritical, pretentious, self-absorbed loser, it comes me as absolutely no shock that you'd turn into a pariah here. Good job.

By the way, when wrestlers in real life cut promos, how many of them cut promos in the woods, or near some outhouse, or at a construction site, or at a graveyard? There are examples, but the standard promo is cut either with a backstage interviewer or in the ring. This isn't fanfiction.net, you cunt. There's nothing wrong with including a setting, but claiming that alone gives you grounds for a victory over your opponent is laughable. By that logic, you can beat another guy without actually saying anything to them. Of course, you probably aren't opposed to that since you're a fucking idiot. The most important point of emphasis is how you target your opponent. To act as if the direct content targeted at your opponent doesn't matter simply because it isn't in any specific setting is amusing. 

By the way, "how does is just talking out of the blue realistic?" For being a published author, you don't seem to actually peruse anything you fucking say. I just hope you have a good editor, because I'm fucking embarrassed for you and you've already humiliated yourself enough.
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 7:27 pm

"This isn't fanfiction.net, you cunt."

:snap:
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PostSubject: Re: Hilarious   Hilarious EmptyNovember 1st 2016, 10:51 pm

We'll end on that note
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