Bah Gawd Kang, She's Dead!

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Starr: Coming up next we have a match that was surprisingly contentious throughout the week. You could swear that these two women had something else personal going on. Just some very nasty things said between them.

SG1: Vixen rule 101, Stan. You gotta out-bitch all the other girls in that locker room. Tarah Nova and Veena Adams hate each other. Plain and simple.

Starr: The interesting bit being that Veena had some things to say about the relationship between Tarah and Methuselah.

SG1: Well things appear rocky there at best, but I’m not much into gossip. I’ve heard some things about some other Vixens though, I’ll dish them out later.

Ring announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!

(“Boss’s Daughter” by Pop Evil plays and Tarah walks out dressed as Harley Quinn with a bat in her hand. She pounds the bat down on her hand as she walks to the ring looking focused.)

Ring announcer: Introducing first! From Detroit, Michigan! TARAHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOVVVVAAAAAA!!!!

Starr: What a look from the former Vixen’s and Specialist’s champ. Sporting that Harley Quinn from this summer’s Suicide Squad and man, she looks focused.

SG1: You call it focused, I call it determined to beat some ass. She almost looks like that guy from The Walking Dead though. You know that one that killed –

Starr: Stop! I haven’t seen it yet!

SG1: Do you even Twitter?

(“Monster” by Kanye West plays and Methuselah runs out on stage.)

Starr: What the? What’s this!?

SG1: What’s the Hall of Fame champion doing here? And when did he grow boobs and start wearing a bra?

(Veena Adams rips off a fake beard as the crowd loudly boos and she throws it at a child in the front row.)

Ring announcer: And from Greenwich, Connecticut! VEEEEENNNNNNAAAAA ADAAAAAAMMMMMMMSSSSS!!!!

Starr: Veena Adams paying homage to her uncle tonight, going as far as to wear a fake beard.

SG1: Looks like trolling runs in the family.

(DING! DING! DING!)

Starr: Well here we go. SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!

SG1: Nope, she moved!

Starr: Veena looking for the big move from the bell. She looked like a bull and Tarah was like one of those great Mexican matadors. Did she receive training in that?

SG1: I don’t know where on earth you’re going with that, assuming she spends time in Mexico or something?

Starr: Well Veena slammed into that corner instead of hitting Tarah, and now she’s getting a mud hole stomped into her in the corner. Look at Tarah go with some ferocity. The official having to step in and pull her away, but Tarah looks like she isn’t going to let much hold her back. The ref is checking on Veena and he steps out as Tarah comes in with a running high knee! No mercy to start this match. She grabs Veena out and whips her and hits a big boot! Now she’s just begging Veena to get back up!

SG1: Well she obliged and Tarah with a shining wizard! Youch! Picking her right back up and a hair-pull toss that just throws her across the ring. This is abuse! The official in Tarah’s face over that move and she’s just rolling her eyes. Veena bursts in for a single leg takedown and locks in the ankle lock. Tarah wisely just rolls over and kicks her back into the ropes. Veena running back for more and Tarah ducks it! Inverted headlock backbreaker and Veena is holding her back and yelling in pain. Here’s a pin!

Referee: ONE!!!! TWO!!!!

Starr: Kick out from Veena and a dismissive smile from Tarah who screams at Veena. What is she saying?

SG1: I believe she told her to get her ass up.

Starr: Well, if you say so. Veena using the ropes to get up and she turns right into a running front dropkick. Tarah is putting on an absolute clinic! What’s Veena done offensively?

SG1: Welp, I can’t really think of much.

Starr: Tarah whipping Veena into the ropes and hitting her with a TARAH-BOMB! THE SITOUT POWERBOMD JUST LAYS OUT VEENA!! AND NOW HERE’S THE SUPERNOVA! A SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! I THINK SHE WANTS VEENA TO REMEMBER THIS BEATING!

SG1: AND VEENA MIGHT NEVER FORGET IT IF SHE CAN’T GET A DAMN MOVE IN. THIS IS INSANE. HERE COMES TARAH TO PIN HER!

Starr: THAT’S NOT A PIN! SHE JUST LOCKED IN THE CRIMSON STAR! AND SHE’S KNEELING RIGHT ON VEENA’S BACK. VEENA IS SCREAMING AND TRYING TO CLAW HER WAY ACROSS THE MAT, BUT TARAH IS JUST CRUSHING HER SPINE WITH THAT KNEE. THIS LOOKS SO DAMN PAINFUL! VEENA POWERS THROUGH THIS MOVE AND TURNS IT AROUND AND NOW SHE’S PUNCHING TARAH WITH CLOSE-HAND FISTS IN THE FACE. TARAH RELENTS AND LETS HER GO, BUT VEENA MOUNTS HER AND KEEPS THROWING PUNCHES!!

SG1: HERE COMES THE REF TO BREAK IT UP. HE DAMN NEAR TOSSED VEENA AWAY AND NOW SHE’S RIGHT IN HIS FACE AND YELLING AT HIM AS TARAH CRAWLS AWAY OFF TO THE SIDE. VEENA WALKS OVER AND PICKS UP TARAH FROM THE GROUND!

Starr: UPPERCUT FROM TARAH JUST SHOCKED VEENA AND THEN CRAZED DAZE! SHE JUST ABOUT TOOK VEENA’S HEAD OFF.

SG1: AND THAT’S NOT AN EXXAGERATION. I THINK SHE WAS TRYING TO!

Starr: VEENA IS OUT OF IT AS SHE GETS BACK TO HER FEET AND TARAH GRABS HER, PULLING HER IN FOR M.C.P.!!! MURDER CITY PLUNGE AND VEENA MIGHT BE DONE! HERE’S A PIN!

Referee: ONE!!!! TWO!!!! THREE!!!!

(DING! DING! DING!)

Ring announcer: Here’s your winner by pin fall, TARAHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOVAAAAAAAAA!!!!

(“Boss’s Daughter” by Pop Evil plays as Tarah is handed her bat from the outside and she steps up on a turnbuckle to take in cheers from the crowd.)

Starr: What a dominating win from Tarah Nova! And after all that talk between the two, it felt as if only one could back it up.

SG1: This was clearly personal for Tarah tonight. But I have to hand it to her, she took care of her business and she didn’t let Veena get anything going. They can’t beat you if you don’t let them have a chance to breathe. That’s damn near what she did.

Starr: Veena’s trying to attack Tarah with a chair now! Here she comes!

SG1: TARAH DUCKS IT, AND SHE SLAMS THE BAT RIGHT INTO VEENA’S BACK!! SHE DROPPED THAT CHAIR AND ROLLED OUT IMMEDIATELY. TARAH HOPPING OUT AFTER HER AND SMILING AS SHE WALKS UP THE RAMP.

Veena (off camera): I’M GOING TO TELL MY UNCLE ON YOU!!

Tarah (off camera): Oh, like I give a fuck!

Starr: It seems as if there is tension after this matchup! Veena and Tarah are technically family… what could this possibly mean?

SG1: Dun dun dun!

Subject: Re: Bah Gawd Kang, She's Dead! October 28th 2016, 8:02 am

10/10 match

That's a mighty nice baseball bat at the end, I wonder who's idea was that

Subject: Re: Bah Gawd Kang, She's Dead! October 28th 2016, 8:40 am

10/10 proof of why Empire is the hottest show out!

Subject: Re: Bah Gawd Kang, She's Dead! October 28th 2016, 12:05 pm

I’M GOING TO TELL MY UNCLE ON YOU!!

Veena's run in EAW, in a nutshell.....

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TLA wrote:: 10/10 proof of why Empire is the hottest show out!

This is even better than Melina Vs Alicia Fox

Subject: Re: Bah Gawd Kang, She's Dead! October 28th 2016, 2:03 pm

Subject: Re: Bah Gawd Kang, She's Dead! October 28th 2016, 8:10 pm

AS GOD AS MY WITNESS, SHE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

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