(An intro featuring current EAW News plays.  There is a fade into a very dark room.  The lights are turned on and an outside audience crew begins to clap.  There are cameras now in front of Nathan Fiora in a suit.)

Nathan: Welcome to the first ever live Fiora Report with your host, Nathan Fiora!  Tonight was the Dia Del Diablo FPV and it’s been a hell of a show.  We have the opportunity to speak to the NEW New Breed Champion, Chris Elite.  Here he comes now!  

Crowd: ELITE!  ELITE!  ELITE!  ELITE!  ELITE!

(Chris Elite is seen arriving to the scene.  He seems rather excited and hugs the fans on the front row.  Elite then walks towards Fiora, ready to speak.)

Chris: I DID IT!  THIS IS THE SECOND BEST THING THAT’S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME TONIGHT.

Nathan: What do you mean?  You’ve just picked up the biggest victory of your career.  

Chris: Aria Jaxon is what I mean.  She said that she’d give me the time of my life if I took the title to her.  I’m a bit in a rush because I’ve been waiting for this moment for so long!  She’s finally leaving that bum Aren...FOR THE MOST ELITE.  

Nathan: OH, MAN.  IT’S HAPPENING!  MY BOY CHRIS IS FINALLY GONNA LET OUT HIS CHRIS ON THIS GIRL.  

Chris: You know it.  I’m looking forward to the end, the climax...The Exploder Suplex.

Nathan: This is great.  Here’s the biggest question on everyone’s mind: How will the low blow you received affect your performance?  Your elites still gotta be hurting down there.

Chris: Nathan, you don’t know me.  My suplexer will not disappoint, ever.  Now I have to go; Aria just sent me the “” emoji.  ARIA GONNA LOVE MY GOLD TONIGHT!

Nathan: Chris, before you go…

(Fiora hands Elite a box of condoms and a video camera.)

Nathan: I gotchu.  NOW GO!

(Elite runs off as the fans begin to chant “Aria-lete”.  The camera points back to Nathan, who is crying in joy.)

Nathan: This has been The Fiora Report!  And that’s a wrap.  
(An outro plays as Fiora celebrates with the EAW fans.  The camera fades to black.)