Well, for me, probably they will give me a stereotypical Japanese gimmick and probably will get jobberkilled by Nikki Bella or Paige.

How about you?

Immediately fired.

Probably some cheesy segment with John Cena

The same treatment Colt Cabana got as Scotty Goldman.

I expect them to make me look strong

Lower card level

Probably cap off as Intercontinental Champion because the Starkman gimmick is good for merch like toys and masks and shirts. Maybe even a sympy World Title reign down the road if I've been there long enough and impressed enough.

Probably will debut in a major way, have a feud with Chris Jericho, go over Jericho, win either the US/IC Title before I get fed to Cena, have all momentum run dry, and stay in the lower-midcard area forever whilst been thrown into either random storylines or random feuds whilst making WWE Superstars my new home.

WWE would see money in his bad ass persona accompanied with intense moveset. Plus Vince would be jerking and rubbing to dat size.

I envision sort of a Spanky run.  PB shows up in training shorts and a ski mask, playing mascot to whatever local town I'm in, probably by being the local delicacy, like being the Philly Cheese Steak, or the New Orleans Catfish, and pulling out surprise victories on Main Event before unmasking and revealing that I'm the Calzone Kid (maybe spelled Kalzone for style points).  PB would have a hot streak of flash rollup victories before gaining a secondary title, only to be proven a fraud by a one-shot loss to a Bad News Barrett.  PB'd drop down to tag team work with a more skilled, but less charismatic, tag partner (we'll say Itami) who'd get over immensely before the 'Marty' got fired and PB got a singles push with Percy by his side as his big, black, philosophical muscle.  PB'd get a new jacket, job out Duncan in his debut match, and unofficially find a way to hold the World Title before getting fired after talking about illuminati lizard people trying to hold him back, prompting wellness tests that'd probably discover PB's 11teen concussions.

Fired immediately by Vince McMahon and HHH

Mark Henry's career, minus the sexual chocolate gimmick and fathering a "hand".

Basically, Be given one serious push every other year, win a couple of titles on the way, stick around a long time and eventually win a World Title.

15 time World Champion fam

Heel Russian until he becomes and eventual face teaming with Jack Swagger for that patriot shit. Basically what happened to Cesaro except I most likely won't last

WWE will try to turn my character PG but it will be an epic fail. I will piss off some group and give WWE bad press and get fired.

JTG treatment

BE A MONSTER HEEL THEN GET UNMASKED AND TURNED INTO A CORPORATE DOOFUS AND THEN PUT OVER THE YOUNG TALENT BECAUSE THEY DESERVE IT

Become the lost brother of Stardust and Goldust.

Have me job to Roman Reigns.

New J.o.B. Squad leader. 

"Pin me, Pay me."

Start out in NXT, maybe debut as part of the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team classic, have a good run there before being called up to the main roster as a surprise entrant in the rumble, making it the final three. Work the mid card for a a couple years, then surprise heel turn, rocketing me into the main event picture, where i stay until neck and/or back injuries force me into retirement

Start out with an awesome NXT run and then go up to the main roster with a solid fan base, but will get over shadowed by Charlotte and Becky at every turn. They will also play up the Asian half more than the Black half, making me 'just another joshi'. If Haruna, Azumi, or Asuka gets called up we're likely to team up or feud...

Just like in EAW .

kennydrake wrote:

New J.o.B. Squad leader. 

"Pin me, Pay me."

I might be one of the members as well

Fire me