The Professor of All

Subject: The Professor of All February 28th 2016, 10:00 pm

"Only the dead will see the end of war."
-Plato

Nicknames: "The One True God", "The Professor of All"

Dr. Alexandre Demetri Orthaeus (April 20, 1958 -) was popularly known as one of Greece's most renowned professors of the 21st century. After getting his education from Aristotle University of Thessaloniki in Greece, he attained two majors in the fields of Medicine and Chemistry, while receiving a minor in Agriculture. Dr. Orthaeus had quite a lavished lifestyle, born and raised by two wealthy parents, who both owned most of the hospitals that were built in Greece within the 1950s and 1960s. However, Orthaeus completely abandoned all the wealth that he was surrounded in, as he would go on to spend the majority of his life studying the sciences. Never once during the day would you see him close a textbook and simply toss it away, he was simply a workhorse who always had a deep admiration for science.

"Alexandre always possessed a highly intellectual mind, it is quite scary to be honest. Back in high school, Alexandre would have four pens placed on his desk during classes, always jotting information down on his notebook and always being attentive whenever the professor was there teaching." - Kadir Azaria (former classmate)

"Almost every bloody year during college, the man before you would then become the class valedictorian, from Freshman to Senior year. Don't get me wrong, though, Alexandre was known to be the type of guy to get "loose" once in a while, attend parties, have drinks here and there, and become quite promiscuous alongside. But however, the fact that even though he did all those things, and still managed to have the mind of a freaking Isaac Newton.....incredible." - Nancy Papadoulous (former classmate)

We can honestly say that Dr. Orthaeus was pretty much one of the smartest intellectuals in all of Greece during the 1980s and beyond...until...

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The essential element that sets Dr. Orthaeus apart from many other people before him is the fact that he worshiped the Ancient Greek gods from millenniums before. He was always known to possess a traditional mindset, always clinging onto the fact that there are always multiple gods working together to ensure the protection and well-being of all of society. However, Orthaeus' parents didn't take that transition too lightly. Since they were devout Christians, they criticized Orthaeus' for worshiping an ideology that was created "long ago" just to comfort the civilians of Ancient Greece. Orthaeus, however, refuted their words, claiming that it was the gods that have helped him get to the paramount of his success as a teacher. From that moment onward, Dr. Orthaeus would go on to disband from his parents and other family members around him, and he would go on to pursue whatever careers life decided to hand over to him. Not once did he even turn the other direction to go seek his parents, as they would both die naturally without seeing their son one last time.

"The dude was a fucking psycho. Never quite understood him back then, and I will never understand him now and forever. Back in college, anytime that we would go to have lunch, Alexandre would dig into his bag, take out two small statues of Zeus and Ambrosia (Greek God of food), and simply meditate for a couple of minutes before eating. Man had some issues." - Sean Wolowski (college classmate)

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Even though Dr. Orthaeus basically had it all set for himself---the education, knowledge, a lovely wife with three children, he was always known to be an individual who was climatic with his views. He always dreamed and yearned for peace throughout the world and for the happiness of all living beings. He surely supported the notion that the children of today will definitely become the future of this great world. The thing, however, is that he has been waiting for such a dream for almost half of his life. All the expectancy that he had slowly vaporized into sorrow. Today's world is currently riddled with bloodshed, wars, murders, crime, greed, all of these things taking place due to the idiocy and hypocrisy from today's generation. The once marvelous and stellar mind in Dr. Alexandre Demetri Orthaeus slowly turned into a mindset of a villain.

"It was as if he just turned into a monster one random morning. Whenever I would call my husband down for breakfast, he would start to scream and shout, tossing things around in our home in the presence of our own children. I understood the fact that he always wanted peace and unity to dawn over the world, but I would always tell him that it is a process that would last lifetimes. When I try to explain him that, he would continue to insult and diminish me in every single way possible, then eventually........he left me and my three children all by ourselves......" - Kathryn Williams (wife)

Dr. Orthaeus would then abandon all his studies, burn away all the books that he learned from, and simply flee from Greece by 1998. Years onward, he wouldn't be heard from anyone ever again, with many thought to have committed suicide along in the process. However, it turned out that he was residing in an underground cave in New Mexico called the Carlsbad Caverns. It was there in which he had a small television placed inside of the cave, with no idea how he managed to have electricity flow from the inside, and he carried along a small radio, as he would constantly listen to world events of today. There were many instances where he wanted to flee back to his native homeland of Greece to be with his wife, children, family and friends and continue on to serve as a professor, but as violence continued to stir in the world, he made a vow never to return to Greece ever again. Instead, he went on looking for other people who carried the same mindset and ideology as he. It turned out that he exactly resembled an athlete, a fellow wrestler, of a man named Rhaegar. Dr. Orthaeus was so heavily inspired with Rhaegar's ideology and statements of the world that he decided to take it upon himself to become an advocate of the fellow wrestler. Even though he did not take the sport of wrestling any lightly, due to the fact that he always labeled it as a sport of "violence and madness", he still went on to become a teacher and a guider for Rhaegar, teaching him all that he can about how today's world truly operates and reasons why destruction is the only way peace can definitely stir across the world.

-Dan David Prize Winner
(Acquiring US$1 million for his contribution to the sciences)

-Sarton Medal
(Science medal)

-Holberg International Memorial Prize
(Outstanding work in the fields of the arts and science)

-Shanti Swarup Bhatnagar Prize for Science and Technology (India)
(Outstanding work in the fields of chemistry, mathematics, and medicine)

-***Albert Einstein World Award of Science (3x)
(Awarded for the recognition of scientific research advancement)