how should we punish cloud?

Subject: how should we punish cloud? March 26th 2016, 2:21 pm

so demon was put into one of clouds promos aparentley.

ive been tasked with figuring out how to punish her. vote up folks.

#firecloud2.0 i guess.

the top 2 punishments will be enforced by myself and demon

cloud ily

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"DCW"

(Cloud and the rest of DCW are sitting in Team DCW headquarters aka Dachs' basement. Maxwell is standing in front of an old world map dressed like a WWII general. Dark Demon is sitting in a computer chair, Venom is leaning against a wall, Aren is sitting in a bean bag chair, Landerson is in a corner somewhere, and the vixens are huddled together on a couch.)

Maxwell: (pacing back and forth) You wanted to fuckin' walk around these roaches!? These ninjas are roaches! These ninjas are mere motherfuckin' mortals! I'm tryna push you all to supreme being!

Azumi: (confused) Ninjas? Supreme being? What the-

Rey: (nudges Azumi) Shhh! The Boss is talking!

Maxwell: Thank you Rey! (Coughs) You don't wanna motherfuckin'-
you don't wanna embrace your destiny! You wanna get by! You don't wanna go into the motherfuckin' dark where it's lonely!

Cloud: (thinks) This sounds familiar...

Dark Demon: Shhh! Keep talking Boss! You're starting to heat up!

Maxwell: (nods) You can't handle the motherfuckin' pain of the motherfuckin' not knowin' when the shit is gonna stop!

Cailin: He's talking about us?

Aren: (shrugs) I'm just here cause he owes me Super Bowl money.

(Dachs holds up a picture of The Sanitarium)

Maxwell: You fuckin' wanna walk around with these ninjas!? What the fuck is their culture!? Where the fuck is their souls at!? What defines you!?

Cloud: (excited) Eat! Sleep! Challenge! Repeat!

Maxwell: (pointing) That's right Matsuda! These ninjas with these fuckin' silly looks on their faces!?
You wanna walk around with them or you wanna walk with God, ninja!?
Make up your god damn mind!

(Demon stands up clapping)

Demon: Good show Boss! Tell 'em!

(Venom raises a beer bottle in acknowledgement. Maxwell brings out a picture of Hexagun.)

Maxwell: Fuck you wanna talk about? Fuckin' jewelry, Bentley's and Hublot's!?

Cailin: What the hell is a Hublot?

Landerson: Shhh!

Maxwell: Fuckin' art that ninjas ain't got on their fuckin' walls and fuckin' mansions ninjas ain't got!?
Ninjas can't even pay the IRS, let alone their fuckin' staff, ninja!

Aren: In Mother Russia you get shot for shit like that.

(Azumi squints at the map.)

Azumi: I'm pretty sure the Soviet Union doesn't exist anymore...

Aren: (grins) Says you.

Azumi: Sad

Maxwell: (settles down) You gotta tell the truth DCW! The truth'll set you free, son as Matsuda and her Blasian kind would say.The truth will set you free!

Team DCW: WOOO! D-C-W! D-C-W!

(After the celebration everyone gathers around as Mrs. Dachs comes down with a tray of refreshments.)

Mrs. Dachs: Here you go everyone! I'm so happy that my Dachsy-poo is making new friends!

Vixens: Dachsy-poo!? Very Happy

Maxwell: Damn it mom! Evil or Very Mad Go choke on some prescription pills and reminisce about your glory days or something!

Demon: Hey! That's your mum! You only have one!

Mrs. Dachs: Thank you! At least someone knows how to treat a woman!

(Mrs. Dachs winks at Demon as she goes upstairs.)

Demon: I think she just winked at me.

Aren: She's not even wearing a bra.

Landerson: Hey Cloud. You wanna challenge Drake & Jones for the tag titles?

Cailin: Sorry Landerson but I got dibs on being her next partner.

(Cailin pulls Cloud away from the group.)

Cloud: Hey, what's up?

Cailin: Nothing specific...just wanted to say I missed you.

Cloud: (blushing) Thanks. I'm sorry I haven't returned your calls. I just...had a lot on my mind.

Cailin: (nods) Understandable. You've had a pretty intense few months. I still worry about you...

Cloud: You don't have to worry about me Cailin. This is just another obstacle I have to overcome. By the way...I got your message. I appreciate your support but I don't want you to think that you have to choose a side.

Cailin: I choose because I want to Cloud. You know what you did was a mistake and you did everything to try to make it up to Haruna. Even before the incident you did your best to warm up to Haruna. Some people can't be helped.

Cloud: (sighs) I know. I have to get to the airport soon. I'm meeting Tarah there. She knows a gym in Osaka we can train at.

Cailin: Nice. Will you come back stateside soon after? We haven't seen each other since Tokyo, and even then we spent most of the training. It's been awhile since we just...hung out (looks away shyly).

('Dark' Cloud walks from behind Cailin and 'licks' the side of her cheek.)

She looks so delectable...don't you just want to eat her up?

(Cloud blinks for a moment and 'Dark' Cloud was gone.)

Cloud: (smiles) After I put this thing with Haruna behind me...we'll spend more time together.

Cailin: Promise?

Cloud: Promise.

You're going to break that poor girl's heart...

La Muerte comes for all things.

----

The enemy of my enemy may not be my friend, but we definitely agree on one thing: We hate Haruna Sakazaki. Heh...I never thought I would say that. But, this act you're putting on for the public is going to deflate fast. I checked the puroresu forums Haruna, and apparently when I walk into Osaka I will be the enemy. They're on your side because you somehow managed to convince the Japanese public that I used you. You walk around playing the victim whining about how nobody gave you a chance and how I left you high and dry. Do you want me to talk about all the times you got pinned trying to play the hero instead of tagging me in? Should I bring up the fact that even YOU admitted that you didn't put in enough effort? Hmm, or maybe I should talk about the day we hung out in Shibuya and saw your sister perform AFTER the Luzmala incident? Maybe I should tell the good people how you claimed to still be my friend and took advantage of my forgiving nature. It's funny how one minor act of cowardice outweighs a string of lies and betrayal. Maybe I should've left you in that ring instead of getting medical officials.

(Sighs)

If there's anything I can say about us Maddie is that our dislike for each other pales in comparison to our dislike for Haruna. But, I'm sure you're going to go for the V so I'm expecting you to play nice with your partner. Leave it to me to screw her over. I'll screw her so bad, she'll be walking funny thinking why something figuratively felt so literal. As for you Maddie just...stay out of my way. I kind of feel bad kicking your ass all the time. Just sit tight, look pretty and take the L.

After all, Haruna's used to being on her back.

T'f is this :guy:

Subject: Re: how should we punish cloud? March 26th 2016, 2:46 pm

This is why I never dare to use somebody else's character in my promos.

Subject: Re: how should we punish cloud? March 26th 2016, 3:07 pm

"Punish" depends on how hot Cloud is, if she's hot we punish her the EAW way, otherwise we force her to finish the EAW soundtrack.

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J Dynasty wrote:: "Punish" depends on how hot Cloud is, if she's hot we punish her the EAW way, otherwise we force her to finish the EAW soundtrack.

she's as 'hot' as cleo.

Subject: Re: how should we punish cloud? March 26th 2016, 3:20 pm

Wait I half take my comment back or like don't take responsibility if people start saying rude things. I'm just fucking around, don't wanna start anything bad.

Subject: Re: how should we punish cloud? March 26th 2016, 4:35 pm

Jay wants to BDSM cloud