Thanks, everyone. It's never been about gold to me or anything in e-fedding, but I appreciate the recognition and the love train that followed.
As for the free pizza, just go into your local pizzeria and tell them that some weirdo on the internet who writes fan fic about being a delivery boy turned wrestler said the pizza was free. I'm sure they'll accommodate. If they don't, ask to speak to their manager. Odds are they'll give you pizza then just to avoid the potential of unnecessary confrontation with a higher up. If they actually go get their manager, run away and make them look like a crazy person. I'm sorry, that's the best I can do.
Again, thank you.
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Subject: Re: Congratulations to The Pizza Boy! 
