Tig Kelly wrote:

Carlos Rosso wrote:

Cameron Ella Ava wins both the Vixens Cup and Empress of Elite then shockingly announces her retirement, citing she's "Proven all she needs to"

Y2Impact becomes Hall of Fame Champion and Chairman of EAW.

Aria Jaxon wins the Vixens Championship from Haruna Sakazaki

Carlos Rosso and Dark Demon, after months of feuding, unite and Capture the EAW Championship, Interwire Championship and Unified Tag Championships all within 3 weeks.

TLA wins Cash in the Vault then waits until 2017 for a successful Cash-In

Brett Kennedy is traded to Voltage and shocks the world by becoming a WOrld Champion in short order.

HBG returns to Vixens competition full-time and becomes Specialists Champion.

Pizza Boy wins the National Elite Championship and defends it successfully at Pain for Pride.

BRUH


1. Carlos Rosso dies in a tables match 

You'll move on to bigger and better things, man.

My predictions:

Carlos Rosso will finally win his first World Championship in EAW

Drastik will join the #6reignz club in the latter half of this year

Tyler Parker will win his third World Championship

A bunch of people will whine and gripe about their promos for the Grand Rampage "not counting" after they don't win

The EAW Championship will be passed around through a stream of writers after Ken eventually loses it

I'll be the first in the #7reignz club

Three Vixens Champions will be crowned throughout the remainder of the year

There will be another Hall of Fame with like 2-3 people who should be there and another 2-3 who shouldn't

Mexican Samurai will pull a Robbie V and craftily force his way onto another brand after claiming he has Sickle-cell disease and his Make-A-Wish request is to go to Dynasty or Voltage

Tiberius Jones will win a World Title

One of the brands will have their writing team supplanted after receiving three strikes for being repeatedly unable to deliver punctual shows

The awards will be decided by a committee the Chairman deems qualified to judge (different from past years in that it will include certain members, not just writers)

11. PIZZA Boy will turn heel and says that he did it for HBB

I'm usually not good at predictions so I'll just say one.

Pizza Boy will win the National Elite Championship. Hopefully he doesn't turn heel on me like Azumi Goto says though, lol.

12. DDD will start bringing a shovel everytime during match.
13. We learn that there's a higher power that giving Hexa-Gun orders
14. HBB will ask god to come down to earth for a tag match.
15. I will have a Cinderella story when I win the Specialist Title..................I hope.
16. Hexa-Gun will split into two. The Veterans will keep the name Hexa-Gun and the younger members will become Hexa-DCW.....................4 Lyfe

1. Azumi stops talking so much

Since no one else will say it... I'll win a Championship. Idk which, but I will.

Rami never grows enough balls to come on chat.

TLA wrote:

Rami never grows enough balls to come on chat.

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU FAM

Lioncross wrote:

Some serious ones:

The month leading up to PFP 9 will see several members quit because they're not on the card. I wish this one was in the joke post.

No. No. NO.

I'm gonna be a dual champion.

Omerta will rule EAW

GC will stop fanboying over loser emos like Kylo Ren, or hyping Batman vs Superman, and get back to work embracing the true GOAT The Punisher.

Me and Erica will be the first All Vixen Team to win the Tag Title

El Landerson will win a world title....

....please.

Angel. wrote:

Lioncross wrote:

Some serious ones:

The month leading up to PFP 9 will see several members quit because they're not on the card. I wish this one was in the joke post.

No. No. NO.

If I'm right, we haven't even gotten to the good stuff yet.

I'm still gonna do nothing.

J Dynasty wrote:

GC will stop fanboying over loser emos like Kylo Ren, or hyping Batman vs Superman, and get back to work embracing the true GOAT The Punisher.

This will probably happen once I finish season 2.

Carlos Rosso wrote:

Cameron Ella Ava wins both the Vixens Cup and Empress of Elite then shockingly announces her retirement, citing she's "Proven all she needs to"

Y2Impact becomes Hall of Fame Champion and Chairman of EAW.

Aria Jaxon wins the Vixens Championship from Haruna Sakazaki

Carlos Rosso and Dark Demon, after months of feuding, unite and Capture the EAW Championship, Interwire Championship and Unified Tag Championships all within 3 weeks.

TLA wins Cash in the Vault then waits until 2017 for a successful Cash-In

Brett Kennedy is traded to Voltage and shocks the world by becoming a WOrld Champion in short order.

HBG returns to Vixens competition full-time and becomes Specialists Champion.

Pizza Boy wins the National Elite Championship and defends it successfully at Pain for Pride.

hows that going for you fam 

Chris Elite wrote:

Chris Elite will do something he hasnt done before

Hexa Gun will be dead sometime at PFP9

My boy GC finally wins the big one

smh nobody predicted my return

Nasir Moore wrote:

smh nobody predicted my return

I think they were all hoping it wouldn't happen.