You guys may have heard that EAW's own, Nigel Mack, had a Yoga program. Well he does and today I come to you with a special offer.

Need to lose weight? Need to get in shape? Do Nigel Mack Yoga. This yoga program is a weekly event where you attend classes instructed by Nigel Mack himself. How great is that?

Nigel Mack Yoga is a 12 month program where you attend weekly classes. The weekly price for classes is $89.99. I know that sounds like a lot, but the results will make it worth paying that price 69 times over.

Some of EAW's own has already tried it and they say the results are amazing.

I asked Dark Demon how his days in the Indy's were, where we all know he put on a lot of weight. He replied, "Fantastic". I asked him if he was back in shape and if he was the sexy motherfucker that we all know in love and his response was, "Why yes, I was put on that Nigel Mack Yoga." A 2 time EAW World Champion and Hall of Famer chose to do this yoga to prepare himself for his return to EAW. Do you need anymore convincing? Well if you do, allow me to show you proof of the results.

Dark Demon Then:


Here's another photo of him then just so you understand how out of shape he really got:


And here is Dark Demon after undergoing Nigel Mack Yoga:


WHAT A DIFFERENCE! Dark Demon burned the weight, got muscular, and became sexy again. Not to mention he looks years younger, all thanks to Nigel Mack Yoga!

And did I mention that each week after the Yoga Session, that you receive a free, low fat Donut or Bagel? How much better can this offer get? Well, I'll tell you now. The fees you pay for Nigel Mack Yoga go directly to helping Nigel Mack himself take care of High Maintenance Koalas! That's Absolutely Amazing!




And I'm not finished yet! There is a way that you can have the fee waived and you'll be able to do Nigel Mack Yoga for free! Yes, I said free! You can work as an understudy to Nigel Mack himself where you help him take care of the Koalas!

This is the chance of the lifetime! The low price of 89.99$ weekly for a 12 month program! Get in shape and appear younger and become sexier than ever just as Dark Demon did! Get a free, low fat Donut or Bagel every week! Pay for Koalas to be taken care of! Help Nigel Mack himself take care of Koalas!

Don't miss this opportunity! Try Nigel Mack Yoga today!

I'm already young, sexy, and in shape, so what else could I get out of the program

This thread was made especially for Ryan Savage.

lmao

Don't worry, guys.... Ryan Savage is already join the program.

it looks like Ryan Savage become even slimmer than expected.... Thanks Nigel Mack Yoga!

I'll take seven!

someone get eclipse in here quick!

This thread is absolute perfection.

Guys pls, I'm still on vacation.