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Lance Hardwood (The Man) Guest
| Subject: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 26th 2015, 9:21 pm | |
| BASIC INFORing Name: Lance Hardwood Nickname(s): The Las Vegas Legend, The Magnum, The Quintessential Studmuffin, “The Crotch Of Steel”, “Sin City’s Finest” Height: 6 ft 0 in Weight: 230 lbs Hometown: Sin City, Nevada PHYSICAL DESCRIPTIONPic Base: Joey Ryan ENTRANCE DESCRIPTIONTheme Song: "Now You're A Man" by DVDA Detailed Entrance Description (Optional): TBA WRESTLER’S IN-RING INFODisposition (Face, Tweener, Heel): Tweener Gimmick (20 words or more): A porn star from the 1970’s known from hits such as Star Whores and Doctor Who And The TARDIS Whorehouse Of Fun, Lance was sent on a quest to find the cure for cancer after his established director Pepe Sanchez was diagnosed with brain cancer. Therefore Lance decided to freeze himself with cryogenics as he travelled forth in the future. He was supposed to land in the year 2108 but due to a stuff up in the machine it broke landing on New Year’s Eve 2015. Joey is set to do three things. Wrestle for money. Get back into the porn industry and find the cure for brain cancer. In that order. His two weakness in the world are women and Orange Crush Soda. Specialty Match: Last Man Standing (Because Lance is always "the last man standing") Weapon of Choice: Steel Pipe WRESTLER’S MOVE-SETCommon Moves: Dropkick, enziguri, suplex variations (Fisherman, German, Vertical, Northern Lights, Belly-to-back), diving crossbody, flying forearm smash, Gorilla press slam, fallaway slam Signature Moves (7 Max): Just Like ’78 (Shining wizard into seated opponent in the turnbuckle) The Stretch (Inverted STF) Sin City Shock (Double arm snap DDT) Magnum Vice (Thrust spinebuster with theatrics) L.T.L.P. (Lick The Love Pump) (Double underhook piledriver) Finishing Moves (3 Max): Orange Crush (Vertebreaker) Bang City USA (Fisherman’s vertical brainbuster) |
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Yoshikage Eto
Posts : 1853 Age : 24 Hailing From : Arashiyama, Kyoto, Japan Status : Time for the greatest explosion!
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 26th 2015, 9:41 pm | |
| Joey Ryan is taken.
But welcome to EAW. |
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Mstislav Voltage
Posts : 2662 Age : 27
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 2:11 am | |
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Scott Oasis Admin
Posts : 590 Age : 76
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 3:34 am | |
| Oh my god, please end up on Voltage |
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Lance Hardwood (The Man) Guest
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Bhris Elite Voltage
Posts : 2052 Age : 27 Status : #FRA
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 4:00 am | |
| Dope, I've always wanted to see a Chris Masters pic base used. Welcome to EAW! |
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Lance Hardwood
Posts : 1
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 4:01 am | |
| Finally worked this account thing out! Anyway thanks man and thanks guys appreciate the welcome. |
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Blaise Hunter
Posts : 483 Age : 30 Status : I'm on fire...
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 7:35 am | |
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LVCIAN
Posts : 5167 Age : 28 Hailing From : THE PRAIRIE STATE Status : I'm not your fucking prey.
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 8:26 am | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 8:44 am | |
| Welcome to EAW; lovely gimmick. |
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TLA Voltage
Posts : 3007 Hailing From : Where they ain't want me to be #ThaHall Status : Bein' a badder hombre than ever before
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 8:52 am | |
| - Lance Hardwood (The Man) wrote:
A porn star from the 1970’s known from hits such as Star Whores Bah gawd I'm a role model for the next generation. Welcome! |
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Carson Ramsay Voltage
Posts : 1463 Age : 27 Hailing From : Batman, Turkey Status : Stay down.
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 9:03 am | |
| this is the greatest gimmick man i s2g |
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Amadeus Voltage
Posts : 625 Status : The Nightmare is over; the dream lives on ...
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 10:33 am | |
| I kinda want to see him on Dynasty and either in a blood feud with TLA or have them team up and take over the world. Welcome! |
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kennydrake
Posts : 992 Age : 38 Hailing From : Portland, OR Status : Gone Daddy Gone
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 12:10 pm | |
| Hooooooooly shit this is awesome.
WELCOME, CHIEF! |
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J.D. Damon Voltage
Posts : 924 Age : 36 Hailing From : The City of Angels. Status : You either die a hero, or live long enough to watch yourself become the villain.
| Subject: Re: Lance Hardwood | Sin City's Finest December 27th 2015, 3:48 pm | |
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