Epic Rap Battles of EAW!

Kerry and Keith Keller!

Vs!

Maxwell Dachs and El Landerson!

BEGIN!

Verse 1: (Team DCW)

Maxwell Dachs: Team DCW Coming right at ya.

El Landerson: Gonna throw these Keller boys in trash compactor.

Maxwell Dachs: Imma drop these words on you, I spit so sick.

El Landerson: Wonder why these Emo kids ain't got no dick.

Maxwell Dachs: One spends his days, held up in a funeral home, haunted by his parents death, clearly sick in the dome.

El Landerson: The other spends his days actin like an animal, yo if you so tough Keith why yo middle name Hannah though?

Maxwell Dachs: Kerry, you're blinded by your own madness, I'll tell you somethin brother. You mourn over your parents so much because YOU killed your mother!

Verse 2: (Keller Cousins)

Kerry Keller: It's about to be lights out on this battle, because none of you know what it is you're all just cattle.

Keith Keller: You can't contain the blue eyed beast, if you think you can, well you can suck on these.

Kerry Keller: Because you see we're obviously better than this comedy team! Landerson and Dachs together could never Match up to even me, I'm an MC assassin, sneaking up behind you. You  guys are bitches, you're pigs with the swine flu. Lemme tell you something you try to hide, you're really in love with that guy! *points to El Landerson*

Keith Keller: and with that, this battle's over, I think we just killed 'em.

Kerry Keller: I think we did too, man.



WHO WON!

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES... OF EAW!!!!


(I made this for three reasons 1: My boredom. 2: My feud with Team DCW. 3: All the raps that have been going up, this one was short and sloppy on purpose. And If you do like it despite that, tell me what you think and suggest a battle. I'll definitely get to everyone's suggestions.)

RRS VS. Dark Demon!!!