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MTM
Posts : 2369
Age : 24
Hailing From : San Diego, California
Status : Welcome back to my world.
 |  Subject: What was the best way that someone has hit on you? October 20th 2015, 6:51 pm | |
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Lumen Gray
Posts : 125
Age : 38
Hailing From : London, England
Status : Morally Undefeated
| | Subject: Re: What was the best way that someone has hit on you? October 20th 2015, 6:55 pm | |
| I always seem to attract shop assistants...
As a teacher I was buying s book in a book shop on teaching when I was in my training year. The shop assistant said "My shift finishes in 20 minutes and I always had a thing for teachers would you like to go for coffee?" |
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Selena Lopez
Posts : 34
Age : 37
Status : Does he look like a bitch?
| | Subject: Re: What was the best way that someone has hit on you? October 20th 2015, 9:36 pm | |
| This guy at work was subliminally hitting on me by saying I look good for my age. |
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Aria Jaxon
Empire
Posts : 2593
Age : 29
Hailing From : Sparks City, California.
Status : Wanna seize the throne, but what would you do with all that control?
| | Subject: Re: What was the best way that someone has hit on you? October 20th 2015, 10:01 pm | |
| The first day of my sophomore year, my English teacher does the "let's go around the room and have everyone tell us a bit about themselves" shit. So a couple rows over from me is this dude who mentions that he's that since he plays football and I cheer, we'd be a perfect match. I called him dumb to his face...
And we started dating like six weeks later. He was my on-and-off boyfriend from the time I was 14 until I was 17. I fell for some dumb stuff, man. |
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Mr. DEDEDE
EAW Hall of Famer
Posts : 3518
Age : 33
Hailing From : The Gay Meat Community
Status : #LoveWins
| | Subject: Re: What was the best way that someone has hit on you? October 20th 2015, 10:04 pm | |
| A girl I met on Yahoo Answers told me she looked like a WWE Diva and was training to be one, and changed her name to Mrs. DEDEDE. We then realized that shit was a dirti ape
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VENTURA.
Posts : 3410
Age : 40
Hailing From : The Underground
Status : Just.....
| | Subject: Re: What was the best way that someone has hit on you? October 20th 2015, 10:06 pm | |
| Back when I was working at Target, this girl walked over towards my direction (I was handling some items), then for some reason, she dropped some item on the ground, bent her arse towards my temple, then all hell broke loose. Couldn't hide Rhaegar Jr. anymore. |
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Impact
EAW Hall of Famer
Posts : 2487
Age : 27
Hailing From : The Upper Room
Status : You broke the rules you can't break.
| | Subject: Re: What was the best way that someone has hit on you? October 20th 2015, 10:07 pm | |
| Mr. DEDEDE offered to torture our testicles together once. Never have I experienced such flattery. |
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Mr. DEDEDE
EAW Hall of Famer
Posts : 3518
Age : 33
Hailing From : The Gay Meat Community
Status : #LoveWins
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