"Introducing First!" Says Ring Announcer Tony Chimel "From Austin, Texas; Weighing in at One Hundred and Eighty Pounds, he is "Arial Strike" PAUL LONDON!"
"Mark my words this man is the future of DEW!" says DEW Commentator Chris Jericho "He's got the speed, but that's not all, don't underestimate his strength."
"If you want to talk about strength let's talk about his opponenet!" says the Co-Commentator JBL.
"AND HIS OPPONENT; From Phoenix Arizona; Weighing in at three hundred and ten pounds, he is KNUX!!"
"By god look at this man" says JBL "He's a monster!"
"He's just tall, yawn." Says Chris Jericho.
"Are you getting butt hurt Chris? Are you jealous that you don't have the build of him?"
"Are you jealous that you don't have the success of me?" Asks Chris "Let's get to the match, the bell is about to ring."
Ding Ding Ding"The match is on! Paul is automatically kicking Knux with a flurry of kicks to the leg trying to get the monster off his feet." Says Chris.
"Knux catches the foot of Paul London, he flips him onto his back, he's got him on his back, and Knux sits on his chest."
"As Knux is sitting on the chest of Paul, he is now pounding on his face, blow after blow as the crowd starts counting."
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"Knux releases Paul." Says JBL "Now he's bringing him up with him AND A MONSTER CLOTHESLINE!"
"BY GOD! KNUX JUST TURNED PAUL LONDON INSIDE OUT WITH A MONSTER CLOTHESLINE."
"Did you know I taught him how to do that clothesline Chris?"
"Did you know that you're a liar and no one gives a damn John?"
"KNUX COVERS!"
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THRE- KICKOUT!!!!
"PAUL LONDON KICKS OUT!" Says Jericho.
"HOW THE HELL DID HE JUST KICK OUT OF THAT?"
"DONT TURN AROUND PAUL! KNUX IS SETTING UP THAT SPEAR YOU DON'T WANT TO BE HIT WITH THAT!"
"PAUL IS UP! TURN AROUND!"
"PAUL JUMPS OVER KNUX! PAUL HOPS OVER KNUX RUNNING AT HIM WITH THE SPEAR!"
"KNUX CATCHES HIMSELF FROM FLYING OUTSIDE OF THE RING!"
"BACKFLIP KICK TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD BY PAUL LONDON!" says JBL
"THEY'RE BOTH OUT! PIN HIM LONDON!"
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"KNUX IS UP! KNUX IS UP! THIS MATCH ISN'T OVER!" Says JBL
"Knux is helping up Paul but it doesn't look like it's out of generosity, AND A SPEAR! KNUX JUST HIT PAUL LONDON WITH A SPEAR!"
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THREE- KICKOUT!
"OH MY GOD HOW THE HELL DID PAUL KICK OUT OF THAT?! KNUX JUST SPLIT HIM IN HALF WITH SPEAR!" says JBL
"IT APPEARS KNUX HASN'T GIVEN UP YET! HE'S PICKING LONDON BACK UP AND A KICK TO THE SIDE OF THE FACE BY LONDON!"
"NO! KNUX IS OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING AND LONDON IS CLIMBING TO THE TOP! DON'T DO THIS LONDON! DON'T DO THIS!"
"450 SPLASH! 450 SPLASH! PAUL LONDON HITS A 450 SPLASH!!"
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DING DING DING"HERE'S YOUR WINNER, BY PINFALL, PAUL LONDON!" Says Tony Chimel.
"HE DID IT! HE DID IT! I TOLD YOU JOHN RIGHT THERE IS THE FUTURE OF DEW! PAUL LONDON WINS!"