If you had the power to morph yourself into any single animal whenever you wanted, which would you choose? Why?

I think I gotta go with a bear. If I see any threat from someone within a distance, I am killing asap.

Some type of bird, fish can't be on land, things that can walk on land like turtles I assume can't go that deep into seas and I already am able to walk on land. Fly? Fly I cannot, and even as a bird I can land on land.

I would morph into a wolf, I'd be able to run with a pack and run faster than normal. Plus wolves are badass as hell

Kerry Keller wrote:: I would morph into a wolf, I'd be able to run with a pack and run faster than normal. Plus wolves are badass as hell

This

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Some sort of likable bird. Like a blue jay, maybe? People don't hate you as much as they do pigeons, it's a pretty unsuspecting thing to be, and you get to fly.

A Ghost Tiger. You guys ever hear of that shit? Their super rare, apparently only around like 200 or so in existence. No solid footage since they live in the deep jungle of india but they are said to be black with blue stripes. Night hunters. That's bomb as fuck.

A horse so I can have a massive schlong

A dog because what would better than giving someone puppy eyes? Turning into a fucking dog. I'd be so cute, I'd get whatever I wanted and I wouldn't have to live in the wilderness or outdoors like all of you, A/C and a roof over my head. The female dogs would be popping their little coochies for me too. Though since I'd have the consciousness of a human, I don't know if I could do that without feeling morally wrong. Either way, I'm going to be out in the backyard, talking shit to the other dogs in the neighborhood because they can't do anything about it with fences in between us. I can actually communicate with my own dogs if I was one of them as well, so I'll be running around with them and sniffing each other's asses. Oh and if someone pisses me off, I'll shit on something of theirs, turn back into a my normal self and blame it on one of the dogs. Easy.

Tyler Parker wrote:: A dog because what would better than giving someone puppy eyes? Turning into a fucking dog. I'd be so cute, I'd get whatever I wanted and I wouldn't have to live in the wilderness or outdoors like all of you, A/C and a roof over my head. The female dogs would be popping their little coochies for me too. Though since I'd have the consciousness of a human, I don't know if I could do that without feeling morally wrong. Either way, I'm going to be out in the backyard, talking shit to the other dogs in the neighborhood because they can't do anything about it with fences in between us. I can actually communicate with my own dogs if I was one of them as well, so I'll be running around with them and sniffing each other's asses. Oh and if someone pisses me off, I'll shit on something of theirs, turn back into a my normal self and blame it on one of the dogs. Easy.

An Eagle so I can have great eyesight and keep and eye on you motherfuckers.

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A wolf they're quick and can defend themselves

A sloth.

I'm staying chill.

Clark Duncan wrote:: A sloth.

I'm staying chill.

Baby sloths mistake their arms for tree branches and often end up falling to their death as a result.

Y2Impact wrote:

Clark Duncan wrote:: A sloth.

I'm staying chill.

Baby sloths mistake their arms for tree branches and often end up falling to their death as a result.

I didn't say I was gonna be a stupid baby sloth, damn it Karl.

Clark Duncan wrote:

Y2Impact wrote:

Clark Duncan wrote:: A sloth.

I'm staying chill.

Baby sloths mistake their arms for tree branches and often end up falling to their death as a result.

I didn't say I was gonna be a stupid baby sloth, damn it Karl.

Hey, you have to go through those awkward baby stages before growing into an adult.

:jericho:

Y2Impact wrote:

Clark Duncan wrote:

Y2Impact wrote:

Clark Duncan wrote:: A sloth.

I'm staying chill.

Baby sloths mistake their arms for tree branches and often end up falling to their death as a result.

I didn't say I was gonna be a stupid baby sloth, damn it Karl.

Hey, you have to go through those awkward baby stages before growing into an adult.

:jericho:

Kimbo's gone through that for 87% of his life.

Eclipse Diemos wrote:

Y2Impact wrote:

Clark Duncan wrote:

Y2Impact wrote:

Clark Duncan wrote:: A sloth.

I'm staying chill.

Baby sloths mistake their arms for tree branches and often end up falling to their death as a result.

I didn't say I was gonna be a stupid baby sloth, damn it Karl.

Hey, you have to go through those awkward baby stages before growing into an adult.

:jericho:

Kimbo's gone through that for 87% of his life.

House Cat

All the perks of being a pet but you can come and go as you please and everything is pretty much on your terms.... perfect life.

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Direwolf, because of Game of Thrones.

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Sabertooth Tiger because they fucking killed mammoths dude... MAMMOTHS!

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A Bald Eagle, cause America motherfuckers!

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i'd be a throwback chinchilla

An eagle.

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