My butler, Crichton Merriweather, told me this might be a good way of people getting to know me before my debut. I shutter at the thought of answering anyone's asinine questions, but if more people know about me, the better.

Get on with it, then!

I have done my research on the other people in this federation, and let me just say you all look like weak peasants. None of you are worth licking my boots, and my boots cost thousands.

(OOC: I came to EAW because of the activity here mostly. Nothing kills my enthusiasm for a fed more than one that's basically dead. I've checked out other characters, but not in detail quite yet. I plan on reading some promos to get the gist on what they're like around here. And no, I just signed up last night so no one has really given me any advice so far.)

Next question, swine,

Why haven't you answered my PM, you rat bastard?

I have better things to do then answer "PM"s, you swine. You know, like counting my money.

(OOC: Apparently, you have to reach a certain amount of thread posts to be able to answer PMs and I have not yet.)

Now, unless this PM stands for precious medallions, I am not interested.

How did you stumble across this fed?

After the unfortunate demise of CWF and the folding of the failed MERGE Pro, what is Dampshaw's plans and goals now that he's here in EAW?

I go wherever the money and the power is. You'd think such a wealthy and powerful man would be satisfied, but I never am.

(OOC: I still miss the hell out of CWF and MERGE. I remember being talked about for a CWF World Heavyweight Championship reign and beating Cecil Massie for the International Championship was a pretty big deal. Also, the MERGE Keys to The Kingdom period was such a fun time for me. I really just want that same level of creativity and collaboration with people that I got there. Plans for Reginald is really just start from the bottom and work my way up, but with all my experience now, I have a better advantage of writing great, consistent promos)

Plans? Simple, peasant. Pure and utter domination. Would you expect anything less?

From Royalty to another is there anything that separates you from the other newcomers to EAW.

Why not the Regal Stretch?

What do you love so far about EAW?

Aren Mstislav wrote:

From Royalty to another is there anything that separates you from the other newcomers to EAW.

If you consider yourself royalty, then we should talk...

What separates me from the other newcomers here? Simple. I am better.

Brett Kennedy wrote:

Why not the Regal Stretch?

The Peasant Pull is much more dangerous and effect than this "Regal Stretch". Plus, I named it and trademarked it, therefore it can be branded, making me more money.

(OOC: I actually did want to use the Regal Stretch as a submission, but I felt like I wanted to stay away from flat out copying Regal's moveset.)

Maybe you'll find out soon enough about the power of the Peasant Pull.

John the Castist wrote:

What do you love so far about EAW?

I love myself. Anything else I put up with. Next question.

(OOC: I love all the different, nuanced things on the forum that make it feel like a real promotion, I love the level of activity, and hell, the layout is pretty nice too.)