"Have Faith In the Freak"
*Down With The Sickness hits and Duke Kade appears from the gorilla position, he taunts towards the crowd who give off a mixed reaction with UWA, Saints and URW chants but Kade brushes it away with smile. With his black leather jacket and Saints Of Supremacy shirt plus ripped denim jeans he strolls down the ring a swagger in his step, a ring side crew member hands him the mic as he walks up the steel steps to step through the middle ropes*
"Ahhh how cute, Demetri beats up people in front of his own daughter! I know I am being very hypocritical but your not the best daddy in the world are you? Do you consider your actions may create a monster in the form of your own daughter! Before you even think thats a good thing, you can't control the uncontrollable and God cannot help you when puberty hits!"
*Kade chuckles to himself*
"Propaganda? Thats a big word for a Bike dealer! I feel a fuzzy feeling in my stomach for your compliment by calling me a leader because I am, I can lead anyone, to anywhere but ultimately to greatness! Just like me leading your head into the mat which will ultimately lead to you having a great concussion!"
"Why would I lie to you and the world? When you lying to yourself! You know the truth! As does everyone in this arena but you denie it is actually there! Just like Dominating Don denies he favorites D.O.M and says URW is a team when last time I checked Rybolt got kicked out because he disrespected Dominating Don and there was no vote what so ever, the only decision that was made was by Don's ego!"
*Kade scratches his head*
"That face you posed Demetri, that face is off fear! In dramatic irony that face will reappear on your face when I beat you for your meaningless title! Are trying to diss my way of life? If you are aren't trying very hard! You know all what was bad actually to me is good because unlike you I don't have to feel the dread when my wife walks out door or when her body becomes old and her mind becomes wise unlike me who can get the wildest, hottest desirable chicks in the world!... Just because I can! But with your attitude I suppose your wife left you a long time ago and I tip my hat her because she can find and get a man a hundred times better than you!"
*Kade smiles and raises a finger*
"So in this match you don't want stooges or hoes? Just because this angers you, now I will order as much cardboard cut outs of Braxton Holt as possible then at our match scatter them at ring side plus Holt and I will be accompanied by atleast five whores each just to piss you off plus because I can!"
*Kade laughs and walks around on a spot with a smile*
"Do you really think I need help with my promos? Are you that idiotic that would even think about thinking that? If so you are really a special type of stupid! Well duh the clock is ticking I would be quite scared if it didn't cause I would miss the fucking session with your mum!"
*Kade pulls a sarcastic face at the camera then seriousness takes over*
"Ones ending is another mans beginning! The past is yesterday and today! The future is tomorrow! Unfortunately for you my little grease monkey the future dosent involve you at all only its embers, you don't even scratch the surface! The embers where you will be left to be forgotten! In the embers you will burn in my light!"
*Kade licks his lips*
"Everyone tells you to believe in something. Let it be God or aliens and anything inbetween, you are told to believe in it but yet everyone forgets the real meaning of the word BELIEVE! Now to find out the definition of a word we must pick up a ENGLISH dictionary- not a American dictionary a ENGLISH dictionary! After trawling through the dictionary for half of your worthless life, you will find the word believe"
*Kade takes a dictionary from his inside pocket and opens it up at a bookmark*
"So it proclaims "Believe: accept as true or real; think, assume or suppose" To put it simple, everything you "believe" in, is propaganda a lie that you considered real but like most thing in life turn out to be fake! So instead I ask of you; have faith in The Freak! My words are religion and I am your God! Do you see me beat up guys for no reason? "
*Kade looks around the arena*
"The obvious answer to that is NO! I do not strive to be someone, I only be me! Me being a freak! Even if some don't like me I do not care for I like myself! And if others like me for example Holt, good on them maybe we can get drunk one day or fuck a hoe however if you are a woman then I'd probably fuck you too!"
*Kade laughs harder*
"A lot like I will fuck you other Demetri! I will make you fear for your worthless life and make you feel real pain! Real pain is what I do to everyone who I face in this ring! Real pain is awaiting you Demetri come Carnage! "
*Kade laughs then shouts louder*
"IN THE WORDS OFF VTECH! REMEMBER THE NAME, REMEMBER THE NAME DUKE KADE!"
*Down With The Sickness hits as Kade tosses the mic to the floor to taunt then slide out of the ring*
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