For you studs out there that have actually had more than one girlfriend.

I do the heart breaking

"My mom just tried to kill herself and I really don't have time for a boyfriend anymore."
"You're the worst sex I've ever had and I'm already talking to someone else."
"You were just a summer thing and I'm going back to college."

And my personal favorite..

"You're in prison and I never see you anymore."

These are all true, by the way.

Charlie Scene wrote:

"My mom just tried to kill herself and I really don't have time for a boyfriend anymore."
"You're the worst sex I've ever had and I'm already talking to someone else."
"You were just a summer thing and I'm going back to college."

And my personal favorite..

"You're in prison and I never see you anymore."

These are all true, by the way.

You seem to have bad luck.

Money...

I ask "What do you see in him?" And the first thing out of her mouth is "He plays drums, he plays guitar, he sings."

True story.

When I was 15 I told the girl I was dating that I was gay

I once told a girl I was gay and broke up just to date her sister.

another one is "it's not me, it's you."

and " Undertaker lost at mania so I think it's time to make some changes in my life and move on."

and " Your not Ms. Right, Your just Ms. right now.."

and then a girl said I love you like in hour into our relationship and I said I like you too which was a nice break up but that was on her behalf lol.

When I was 12, new in high school, I used to be a right cunt, basically telling them I just didn't like them anymore. 

Only dated a few times since mostly because I'm selfish as fuck but most ended the same way, being told exactly that. So nothing bad, all deserved.

They just lost interest.  Ouch!  How do you just suddenly lose interest in someone?!  To be that's a bullshit excuse and proves you didn't truly like the person in the first place.  Especially if you're not willing to talk/work it out.

Zack_Crash wrote:

They just lost interest.  Ouch!  How do you just suddenly lose interest in someone?!  To be that's a bullshit excuse and proves you didn't truly like the person in the first place.  Especially if you're not willing to talk/work it out.

Well my stupid ex made it about that as well as money. At least that is what she said it was about interest but c'mon, a guy who has loads and loads in money suddenly starts speaking to you and not even a month of knowing him, she ditches me for him! I found out later on (because the stupid bitch left her account logged in my tablet) she was buzzing he had loads of money...

But her excuse was interest. If it was, which I know it isn't, like you said. How the hell do you suddenly lose interest? Why not work shit out? I find it hypocritial she wrote a tweet a week prior to us breaking up saying "Someone can't just drop someone in a click of their fingers. You either still care for them or you never did". I tried talking it out with her but guess who got blocked lol. But I agree man.

I never have messy break-up's, usually because I see them coming and pretty much coax it out of the other person to tell me what's going on, so I get let down easy, which sucks in it's own right.

I think the worst was one girl I dated in high school who initiated the dating, and then after the first date, just...disappeared.  Like, she no longer inhabited any space I took up.  I literally never saw her again.

This reminds me of the story of a girl I dated long distance. She was my first girlfriend and I had to spend a long time of us flirting just to get her to notice I wasn't joking about liking her. The first time we dated, she cheated on me two days after we got together. Saying that "she didn't know we had gotten together in the first place" i tried two more times with her and got the same result. Which led me to the one I'm currently dating, and have been for going on two years this June