Brody Sparks wrote:

TLA wrote:

Brody Sparks wrote:

TLA wrote:

Brody Sparks wrote:

Can i co-own the Poon Palace?

In the Poon Palace you can own whatever you can grab 

Even pussy?

Especially pussy

What about dick?

We ain't gonna discriminate 

Who are your favorite people to promo against and who would you like to face off against in the future

How do I deal with fuckbois in my everyday life? 

Sacramento is filled with them...

showster26 wrote:

Who are your favorite people to promo against and who would you like to face off against in the future

Jamie was definitely fun to promo against during KOE. He was also the only person I got to promo against during KOE but nah legit one of my favorite promo battles in some time.

I want to fight everyone tbh although I'm sure I won't get a chance to face some people. I definitely wanna face you at some point, we could throw down some goat shit. A lot of the top people here I've never faced and want to at some point. DDD, Imp (at least not 1v1 or in EAW), Brian, Robbie (as Ares), I faced Senn awhile back but not for awhile and faced Oasis recently but he didn't promo. So I got a lot of people left to face and I'm sure a lot of newer people also who depending on how long they stick around I definitely want to face.

What is the one mistake that you see so many rookies make?

kennydrake wrote:

How do I deal with fuckbois in my everyday life? 

Sacramento is filled with them...

Fuckbois will try to fuck you over if you don't fuck them up first. You gotta take fuckbois head on and let them know they ain't shit. Fuckbois gotta learn they place gotta stay out the way of real motherfuckers like you. Cuz realness is like the cure to fuckbois they can't tolerate it cuz fuckbois are mentally incapable of recognizing real. When they look up into the realness it does some hardcore shit to their tiny little brains and melts that shit. You just gotta keep it realer than ever and the fuckbois gonna fall to the wayside all fucked up by yo realness.

KellyHackenschmidt wrote:

What is the one mistake that you see so many rookies make?

I think I mentioned this on another thread recently but getting to know people and being involved in the community is key. More generally the mistake is prolly a failure to check their egos at the door.

When people come in thinking they the shit and are gonna be the greatest thing EAW has ever seen it never ends well. People gotta set realistic goals and be in this thing for more than e-success. They gotta show up, have fun, make friends, and work hard if they want to be successful here. Everyone has to work hard here regardless of how good of a writer you are. All the people who have had any success here do all those things pretty much every time they come on.

What's your favorite aspect of writing for Empire?

Have you ever pitched any cool ideas that never made it to the show?

Nasir Moore wrote:

What's your favorite aspect of writing for Empire?

Prolly the people. It's a great group to write for and very rewarding to write shit for people who seem to really appreciate it. I was legit thrilled so many people seemed to like Brody vs. Haruna at KOE. Shit means a lot to me.

Also the writing team is easily the best I've ever worked with. I appreciate that y'all are willing to take risks and are so chill. Most of the people I've had to work with in the past in other feds or even in EAW constantly bitched about my writing style or refused to use any of my ideas cuz it might offend someone. So I got much luv for y'all for letting me do my thing.

It's also really unique to write for an all female brand. It's something I've never seen before in feds so it kicks ass to be a part of something so special.

showster26 wrote:

Have you ever pitched any cool ideas that never made it to the show?

Most of my cool ideas have made it to the show I think. Some ideas fell thru usually cuz people either went inactive or left or shit changed cuz of circumstances. 

Prolly my favorite idea that never happened was introducing a hardcore title/division on Empire. There seemed to be interest in this from several roster members awhile back but for whatever reason it never really happened. I guess it kinda did tho cuz the Specialists title has become very hardcore especially recently and it's more unique than just copying what Voltage has. Besides Empire doesn't have enough people to really have separate divisions like the other brands do. I don't think that really limits us but we gotta consider Empire is still smaller than the other brands when pitching ideas.

What's a match you would recommend to anyone who just started watching wrestling?

1. How are you doing tonight?

2. How do you usually spend a Saturday night?

3. What is the more tiresome match you have written for an efed?

4. Your most memorable efed and real life moment?

5. How does one get to the Poon palace?

What was the first wrestling promotion you watched? Lol.

Hi, TLA!

Where does your inspiration come from when writing your character?

What's something that you wish to do with Empire? Different storylines? A different writing approach?

What's your favorite food?

What's your favorite thing to do in your free time?

How was your day today?

Why are you the GOAT commercial writer? You need to teach me your skills.

What's your favorite type of music?

Porque los gringos del board no nos quieren? :c

How far do you feel that world title is?

Is there anyone you're interested in feuding with at this level?

Which match do you consider the best you've written?

showster26 wrote:

What's a match you would recommend to anyone who just started watching wrestling?

The original TLC match from Summerslam 2000 or really any of the early TLC matches. I feel like those matches are fun enough you don't even have to like wrestling to enjoy them.

Mike Showman wrote:

1. How are you doing tonight?

2. How do you usually spend a Saturday night?

3. What is the more tiresome match you have written for an efed?

4. Your most memorable efed and real life moment?

5. How does one get to the Poon palace?

1. Good good

2. Usually working or hanging out with friends

3. Most of the shit I wrote for XMW or AWL cuz people would bitch unless I wrote generic ass boring matches.

4. Prolly either of my PFP wins for efeds.

5. One does not simply get to the Poon Palace the Poon Palace gets to you when you need it most.

Nobi wrote:

What was the first wrestling promotion you watched? Lol.

Prolly CMLL when I was really little cuz my abuelo watches it. WCW is the first promotion I remember watching cuz I remember liking Chris Jericho and Rey Mysterio in the cruiserweight division. I think I started watching WWF around 1999 cuz the first thing I remember for that is when Austin got run over by a car.

Kendra Shamez wrote:

Hi, TLA!

Where does your inspiration come from when writing your character?

What's something that you wish to do with Empire? Different storylines? A different writing approach?

What's your favorite food?

What's your favorite thing to do in your free time?

How was your day today?

Why are you the GOAT commercial writer? You need to teach me your skills.

What's your favorite type of music?

Porque los gringos del board no nos quieren? :c

Hi Kendra!

A lot of it is just me. And working with what my opponents do and what's in shows. Also music and shit that happens irl or shit my friends say give me ideas. 

I just wanna keep Empire goin' hard and keep it exciting to read for everyone. We gotta keep shit unique but also keep up with the other brands so people can get all them opportunities. I hope people will give us ideas for shit too so we can work together more and make empire goat.

Tacos and pizza but also taco pizza

Usually working out gotta keep pumpin that iron erryday. Also spend too much time watching too much wrestling, TV, and efedding.

Good good

Commercial writing takes years of practice to perfect it is a lost art form. You must learn from the ancient Chinese masters.

Rap but also old music cuz of the nostalgia/history

Porque los gringos del board quieren reemplazarnos con mas gringos :c

Jamie O'Hara wrote:

How far do you feel that world title is?

Is there anyone you're interested in feuding with at this level?

Which match do you consider the best you've written?

Idk I thought I'd at least get a shot by now but obviously that hasn't happened for whatever reason. At this rate I might never get a shot since Senn clearly doesn't respect me or take me seriously as a main eventer. 

I'd like to actually get a feud at some point. Instead of the neverending random ass series of matches that has been my career on Dynasty. I think that we could have a goat feud and there are a lot of people I could feud with either on Dynasty or elsewhere where I'd prolly have a better chance of actually being booked as a competitive player in a feud.

I think Brody vs. Haruna at KOE was the best received match I've done in EAW so that could be the best. I also thought the Control in the Vault match a few months ago was pretty good. I wrote some other matches in other feds also that I liked but I find when I go back and read old shit it's always worse than I remembered it. So my newer matches are prolly the best quality tbh.

TLA Amigo lets you and I team up against these  wanna Be's High Rollerz Eaw tag titles at Reasonable Doubt Judgement Day FPV

El Landerson wrote:

TLA Amigo lets you and I team up against these  wanna Be's High Rollerz Eaw tag titles at Reasonable Doubt Judgement Day FPV

I'd love to El Landerson. I'd prolly be better off teaming with yo ass than I am on Dynasty.

TLA you do relies that those Eaw tag team titles are for interbrand in that will be on Voltage and Dynasty So my option is you can come on Voltage or I can come on your brand Dynasty next Friday