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Topic: LC just cut a really funny promo. | Anderson.
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| Search in: EAW Discussion Subject: LC just cut a really funny promo. July 21st 2017, 2:19 pm | Shut the fuck up, Zack Crash.Back to back, bitch! Fuckin' GOT EM! Listen, Scott. This might seem like a big blow. It is. It's a giant fucking low. Huge. But that's okay, Scott. I don't want my dominance over you to get you down. I want you to keep going. Don't become an LC. No one wants to become and LC. Not you, not RRS. Not one person! Except for one person. That's me. I've seen the lows, Scottie. I'm still in the lows. I am the low end theory. I want you to come back STRONG, Scott. I want you to succeed, Scott. I mean, not against me this Friday, you won't do that...But after, Scott, I want you to keep going. I want you to keep your head up, and I want you to PLOW. PLOW FOWARD, SCOTT. Do I want to entertain what has become the sideshow of Zack Crash? No, of course not. Would I rather be in a program with someone like #Top23 Scott Diamond? OF COURSE, SCOTT, I WOULD. Scott is GREAT. Scott is FUN! Scott is... somewhat of an easy beat, yes, BUT! You're not, Scott! You're better than this!Not better than me, but this!Scott, when I beat you, when I cover your hot sweaty body for three seconds in the middle of the ring, brushing my forearm ever so lightly on your chin so you know who daddy is, I will proceed to go on to the shitty gimmick that is Zack Crash. I will proceed to do to him what I do to you, yeeeees, but I'm not going to do it in the same fashion, Scott. No, Scott. I'll only hurt you so good, Scott. Mr. Crash I will hurt bad. I'm gonna make it a boo boo bad boy wreck on Crash, Scott, yes. I'm going to take an EAW title, something that I haven't had since many Pain For Pride's ago. I'm going to take that title, Scott Diamond, and it will all be because of you. I'm going to have the Hardcore Championship, then I'm going to take the Answers World Championship. I'm going to unify those tiles, Scott Diamond, once again becoming the Undisputed Hardcore Champion, Scott Diamond. And it'll be because of you Scott Diamond. I will go on to rule Dynasty with a flick of my wrist, Scott Diamond, with my titles on each shoulder, Scott Diamond. I will rid Dynasty of the shit general managers and go on to be the Undisputed Hardcore General Champion of Dynasty. Then I go on to rule EAW, Scott Diamond, all because of you, Scott Diamond. I'm just kidding.I'm not going to be general manager.The rest, yeah, that's gonna happen.I'm gonna fuck shit up.made me laugh. #COLLARJOHN#ADOBEHOUSEMUSIC#THATNEWNEWhttps://soundcloud.com/collarjohn | | |
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