(Video fades in of a podium with a poster that reads “Maxwell Dachs #MakeEAWGreatAgain.” Life Wasted by Pearl Jam hits as Maxwell Dachs walks out to the podium waving. He positions the mic towards his face and begins speaking and introducing himself.)Maxwell Dachs: Hello, I’m Maxwell Dachs. I’m the mind behind DCW. I saw not in a braggadocious, I created one of the most popular wrestling promotions in the country. And I want to use whatever that talent is to work for this company as well. So that we have less corruption as a result of cancerous factions, that we bring in more revenue and pay per view buys, we take care and listen to the EAW universe, we get rid of HexaGun, and we have a great company all together.
Luckily all of this can and will be accomplished when I become EAW’s newest and best New Breed Champion. In order to get through that I have to get through the likes of Phoenix Winterborn and Mark Michaels. First of all, I don’t even know why Phoenix Winterborn is even in this match in the first place. He didn’t earn his shot in this match, he was voted in by some lazy and sketchy poll. And he has the audacity to think that he can get his energy up and get the crowd behind him by taking this half assed pot shots at me. Let me set the record straight. Phoenix, I didn’t want to talk about you and those other chumps in the voting because I don’t want to waste my very important and precious time talking and giving attention to those who aren’t worthy. Michaels made the mistake of doing that and he spent all that unneeded time talking talking about those other losers instead of taking the time to talk about myself, somebody actually in the match. By making this rookie mistake, he is now ill prepared for this match against myself, he spent way too much time on caring about those in the polls who don’t matter. Rookie mistake, folks! I didn’t make the same mistake. Michael’s isn’t prepared for the match because of it. On the other hand, I am prepared because I didn’t waste my time, I didn’t make the same mistake.
We’re gonna talk about these polls, folks. They were a waste of time in my opinion. People shouldn’t be voted to get title shots. They should earn them, like myself and Michaels. For all the crap I give Mark he did earn his way into this match fair in square, I will give him that. But these polls were just a waste of time. I tweeted, that I was gonna tweet about the polls during them, and I did. Disgusting stuff those polls were. But, after the polls were finished, people were saying that I was the real winner of the polls because we picked up 160,000 Twitter followers during the polls. Wow. Just wow, amazing stuff folks.
And if you take a look at this news story, I mean this is just wilds. We’re in first place in the match predictions in .. Well everywhere! It is amazing the support we are getting. And frankly there are some reasons for all this support, people like what I am saying in some very important categories. So let’s go over those, who’s with me?
(Someone in the crowd begins calling for a medic.)Dachs: What's that? Medic? What is going on. Oh it looks like a woman fainted.
(Dachs laughs.) That means she got a little excited. Those are my best fans. Those are my favourites. The ones who faint.
(Dachs waits for the woman to stand up.) Make sure she’s perfect. Okay? You okay hun? Okay? Good. Alright let’s get going then.
This first category that people are supporting me now because of my heavy stance is getting rid of HexaGun. People are sick and tired of HexaGun. And as New Breed Champion, what will I do, folks?
(Crowd cheers: “REMOVE HEXAGUN!”)
(Dachs laughs.)Dachs: I love it. I’ve never done that before that’s cute. And that is one of my main things. Phoenix and Michaels, they don’t care about getting rid of threats. They just care about themselves. I, myself am selfless. That is why I work for you! The EAW universe! I’m not in it for the fame. I won’t do any of these shitty EAW movie deals. I’m not in it for the money. In fact, I plan on rejecting the champions bonus you get in EAW. All I want to do as champion is work for the people and help restore this company to its former glory. Phoenix and Mark don’t care about that.
The next category.. So important. The next category.
(Dachs pauses as there is someone in the audience protesting. The camera pans to show a small skinny man with a pimply face and glasses. The protest points to his Phoenix Winterborn shirt and slicks back his extremely greasy hair and continues shouting “DACHS IS A QUITTER! DACHS IS A QUITTER!” The crowd boos him and Dachs laughs.)Dachs: That’s fine. Don’t worry. It’s just fine. This why we have freedom of speech! NOW GET HIM OUT OF HERE! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!
(At this point the crowd begins chanting “OUT! OUT! OUT!” Along with Dachs as the event security takes the man out of the event.)Dachs: Now where was I, yes this next category. This other main difference between me and this weak willed men Phoenix and Michaels is that I am not controlled by anybody. I’ve been all over the world and I’ve been asked the members of the EAW universe, “what are you going to do about things like HexaGun ruining EAW.” And to be blunt the ultimate answer is to dismantle them and remove them from power. People like Phoenix and MIchaels don’t care about the issues plaguing EAW, much like HexaGun and the Sanatorium. And when it comes down to it, the real truth is that Phoenix is controlled by HexaGun, folks. He makes these claims like that I is in the match to teach me a lesson and that he’s doing this for as his passion. This simply isn’t true. Because, let's be honest he’s from Voltage, and people from Voltage are just the lackeys of HexaGun and are forced into doing their bidding. These people from Voltage and HexaGun, they’re rough dudes. They are not nice people. And just last week when this New Breed title match was announced, one of these HexaGun guys came over to me and tried to offer to help turn this match in my favor. I said I had no interest in taking his help. In fact it’s the first time he’s probably been turned down.
The thing about Phoenix is. The thing is that I’ve watched matches of his. He had a very small amount of the crowd behind him, and I mean I can’t blame them, he had very little enthusiasm, very low energy guy. You need a lot of energy, a lot of crowd support, and a lot of talent to be New Breed champion and turn this division around. All things that Phoenix severely lacks.
He doesn’t care about this company. He doesn’t care about this New Breed division. He’s trying to use his power from his HexaGun controlled Voltage brand. And after seeing the many things Phoenix lacks, I honestly believe that he will run this company into the ground. And folks, I won’t let this happen. That is a promise.
You see, unlike him, I’m not controlled by huge backers like HexaGun or those racists at Dynasty like Michaels. I don’t want power and control like them. All i want to do is make EAW great again. It’s all I want to do.
You can’t trust people from HexaGun’s Voltage like Phoenix. I mean just look at what HexaGun is capable of. These two young girls, nice girls, Cailin and Aria. They were beaten, bloodied, and brutalized by HexaGun. And that is just a few of the many. It’s a big problem. And Phoenix doesn’t even care, he’s just blindly proud to represent Voltage. These are the people he is so proud to represent by representing Voltage. It is deplorable. It’s disgusting stuff. It’s tough stuff. And it is mean stuff. And don’t worry folks, using my influence as New Breed champ, they’re all going to be taken care of. They’re gonna be gone so fast that your head will spin.
The fact is that whether it’s Michaels or Phoenix, they’re all controlled by the dark tentacles of their brand owners. Whether they know it or not. Wanna know the nice part of me and Showdown? I’m not controlled by them. Nor will I ever be. Unlike them, by the mere fact of being on their disgusting corrupt brands means that they have an agenda. They don’t care about the EAW universe. They don’t care about this company, they don’t care about any of it. I do, and that is why I am the perfect candidate for the new face of the New Breed division.
Let’s say that I don’t like whatever kind of shit that the Sanatorium is doing? I would be able to do something about it. I won’t get caught up in any distractions like Michaels and is failing acting career or Phoenix and his shady HexaGun hangups. I will be able to do what is right for this company.
To wrap things up let’s take a look at the kind of petty insults that these two have tried to spew at me. But first let’s take a live look at the Mark Michaels rally going on.
(Dachs motions to the big screen behind him and it begins posting live feed from the Michaels rally.)Mark Michaels: Please clap.
(Suddenly the podium is rushed by three chubby black women with dyed hair and begin taking over the rally and begin preaching the “gospel” of Black Lives Matter while Mark just goes to the side and crosses his arms and puts his head down.)(Dachs cuts in over the feed.)Dachs: Oy vey. It appears that Mark is having a little trouble tonight. He’s having a hard time. What a mess. Mark Michaels is a complete mess. What a weak man. If he cared about this company he wouldn’t let his rally get taken over like it has. He cares more about what makeup goes on his face and his dumb DJ Khaled copycat Snapchat stream than to focus on his wrestling career. He isn’t what’s best for EAW. I am.
(The video from Mark’s rally cuts off and Dachs returns to another epic stumping.)Dachs: This past Tuesday. I released a video about how I would retire from wrestling if I didn’t win the championship. And it was frankly amusing to see the reaction of everyone knowing that the whole thing was false. It was all a clever ruse and all my idiotic opponents fell for it. It reminded me of when my father took me out on a hunting trip and he said, “Max, son, watch this.” And what he did is he put out some nice juicy bait for and in comes this beautiful ten point buck and he put up his gun and shot it right in the heart. I learned from that lesson he taught me. So I masterfully put out this bait and began to reap in the rewards as each and every one of my opponents fell for it. It really was this great plan. I put up this fantastic facade by pretending to be a weak willed man like Phoenix and Mark and they fell for it. Pretty funny stuff, folks. So now they’re game plan is all off. They think that I’m going into this match as this weak willed shell of a man. They’re gonna be in for quite the surprise when they’re were wrong when they were thinking that I am just like them. Unlike them, I am a man of conviction.
Michaels tries to claim that he’s more worthy of this belt because been looked over so many times before and that I’ve had my chances. But you see, Mark doesn’t actually believe that. He knows that if it was true that if he truly has been passed over that there must be reasons why like his lack of talent. He knows it isn’t true though.He said that very simply because he has failed in the build up to this match, it has been a total disaster, nobody cares and frankly, I’m the most solid person in this match. I built a tremendous company in DCW and all I want to do is make EAW great again. I don’t want our company to be taken away from us by HexaGun. The leadership we have suffered under other champions were total disasters and unlike him and Phoenix, I will not let that continue to happen.
And the thing is. My opponents will attack me for bringing up HexaGun. I’m talking about it because it is a real issue and I care about EAW and why they would have the audacity to attack me for bringing up the issues is beyond me. Only people who don’t care about this company would attack someone for bringing up the issues. I’m talking about it because it matters and I care for EAW and all the fans, unlike you two.
To conclude. As a whole in EAW, we don’t win anymore. Not just myself in regards to championships which will surely change, I promise you that much. But this company doesn’t win. This New Breed title will not only help myself get back on track but it will help this company get back on track. We don’t win anyone, Phoenix and Michaels know this but they don’t care at all. It is disgusting. I care and under my New Breed title reign I will strive to make EAW truly great again. Thank you and goodnight, folks!
(Someone from the crowd shouts out “DACHS I LOVE YOU!” Dachs turns back to the microphone at the podium and says his final words before leaving.)Dachs: I love you too! Goodnight everyone!
(Dachs leaves the stage and the video fades to black.) 
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