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What has Consuela Rose Ava done that is so relevant in her title reign?
I’ve conquered odds. I’ve defeated multiple women. I’ve won Triple Threat Matches. I’ve won Fatal Four Way Matches consisting of some of the best women in the company. I’ve defeated newcomers who believed for a second that they can end my title reign. Tell me, Megan? What have you done that makes you such a contender for my Specialists Championship? What have you done in 2017 that puts you ahead of the competition that does not involve you screwing with the chairman? Lets not forget once upon a time, you were some heartbroken woman who had her fucking boyfriend cheat on her. Instead of moving forward, you were a immature enough to get revenge over Madison Kaline. You tried to get payback for her being a homewrecker, but Madison was always one step ahead of you. I give you props though. You took several months back and began to work on yourself. You came back with a whole different mindset and associated yourself with Mr. DEDEDE, but not the way Astraea Jordan associates herself with Mr. DEDEDE. Mr. DEDEDE had different ideas with what you would be useful for -if you know what I mean. No one cared for you. No one sympathized with you. Hell, Empire would have moved forward without your weave and hats fucking up the ring. The only thing people knew you for was being Keelan Cetinich’s ex. No one even bothered to learn your name? Was it Savannah Sunshine? Was it Cloud Matsuda? Before your return, you weren’t going anywhere in this company. Constantly, you lose to women who were above you. What makes you think that you have chance going up against? What makes you think that MEGAN RAINE out of all people will be the one to dethrone The Maiden? Astraea Jordan tried. April Song tried. Chelsea Crowe and Mallory Wilde tried and all of them failed. You? You will be another name to add to the list of women I’ve already defeated.
You’re fucking hilarious.
Pulling the Cameron card? Gee, how unoriginal can you get, Megan? I’ve never heard such a pathetic point. Yes, I’ve gotten my opportunities thanks to Cameron! Cameron helped me win the Specialists Championship twice! She helped me win every match as champion! If you’re too dumb to comprehend this, I was being sarcastic. Just like I told you from our last confrontation, you can replace the names of the sentences “You wouldn’t get the opportunities if it weren’t for (blank).” You could add Mr. DEDEDE’s name and the sentence would be for you. You can shout to the heavens about hardworking you are! You worked hard for EVERYTHING you have gotten from acting, singing and modeling! If you’re such a hardworking, why are you with Mr. DEDEDE? You could have been with ANYONE in this company, but yet, you associate yourself with the man with the most power here? It makes me think that you were lying about working hard for the things you want. I mean, the entertainment industry is difficult for women. There’s claims of sexual assault. There’s claims of women being violated by such monsters. All you were doing was surviving. It was either do what you were told or be blacklisted. I can imagine that you did whatever it took to make it in the entertainment industry. It wouldn’t shock me if you had to sleep with producers and other powerful men to get what you want. You’re pretty smart, Megan. But, it didn’t work for Tarah Nova, it won’t work for you. I mean, you’re with the same man who wore #MGTOW and #HOH on his ring attire at Pain for Pride. It all makes sense now. Mr. DEDEDE gets hard for hoes like you! I cannot wait for you to get tossed to the side like yesterday’s Chinese food and he finds a new Instagram model to satisfy his needs. I mean, isn’t that with Keelan did with you? There must have been a reason why he cheated on you. It has yet to come out.
This Specialists Championship title defense came quicker than expected. When I thought about defending the title at King of Elite, I would have liked a more significant challenger that can push me to the next level. I want to face someone who has accomplished something in 2017. I mean, what is your greatest accomplishment to date? Getting a victory over Sydney St. Clair and getting this title shot? Yeah, that is going to send chills to my ring boots. That is going to get me quite concerned about my title reign ending.What happens if you lose at King of Elite, Megan? It’s back to square one with you. You are forced to earn another opportunity for the Specialists Championship. You are forced to work your way to the top - or you can make things easier for you and just sleep with the boss. You must get constantly upset about comments about your relationships, but that’s the only thing people will ever know you as. That’s the only thing people will ever give a damn about you. You win the Specialists Championship and what happens? Are you going to attempt what women like Cailin Dillon and Brody Sparks have done? Are you going to try to have a greater title reign than myself? Are you going to finally step out of the shadow of being a heartbroken woman and be a champion? If you want to do that, you’ll have to go through me first. I dare you to try to take this championship away from me. The storm may be coming, but I’m inside taking for cover.
“The Lars that belongs behind Bars vs the Ni**a who pulls the Trigga”
Chapter 1
[Carlos Rosso, in the tan suit that President Barack Obama once made famous, is standing backstage waiting to be interviewed, Mao, his manager by his side. He is shown looking to be in deep thought as Erica Ford begins the interview.]
Erica: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m standing by with this EAW.com Exclusive interview with former Interwire and Unified Tag Team Champion Carlos Rosso. Carlos, you return full-time to competitive in-ring action this Sunday on Voltage when you face Lars Grier.
Carlos: That’s great, Elena.
Erica: Erica….
Carlos: Whatever. But that match you’re talking about is not what I want to talk about. The very first thing that I want to talk about right now is that cowardly Madison Kaline! She says that she was hit by me and that caused her black eye? Do you know how all these lame “Women’s advocacy” groups like the Women’s Freedom Center have been doing? They have called on me to apologize. They want EAW to fire me but they can’t because “IRON CLAD CONTRACT, BITCH!”. If anyone watched that as it happened, that bitch clearly had what she had coming to her. I mean, look at all the stuff that she’s done in the Sanatorium, look what she tried to do to YOU at last year’s Vixens Cup? She tried to KILL you. Literally. And then, to try to get sympity from these people, she runs into my fist on worldwide television and wants people to blame me? I’ll tell you what, you ever heard of that hashtag #MGTOW?
Erica: Uhhh….no?
Carlos: Well, it stands for Men Go Their Own Way. As far as I’m concerned, that hashtag is for losers and guys who got burned by some floozie so I’m inventing a NEW hashtag, the greatest hashtag since #LOLHarunaLoses…. #CGHOW. CARLOS GOES HIS OWN WAY! So, for all you people who are sitting at home crying about how I abused “poor, defenseless” Madison Kaline and want me to apologize or pay restitution and all this other snowflake bullshit…FUCK. YOU. Let me say it slowly so all of you can understand….
You step into my ring, you talk shit, you get bit. It’s that simple. And then she talks about me being afraid of Keelan Ostrich? Why would I be afraid of him? The only reason I would have to be afraid of his unthreatening ass is if I were a bloomin’ onion, or a boomerang. I’m neither of those things, obviously. So, she can send her little man out there to get his ass beat again and that’s fine with me. That can wait till Traditional Invasion though in the Territorial…Traditional Invasion Iron Man match! I’ve got more important things to do than worry about that loser.
Erica: Now can we get your thoughts about your match against Lars?
Carlos: Wait, you’re not going to ask me about the greatest Territorial Team ever assembled? Team Carlos Rosso? Team Red Storm? Team Beat Up Keelan? Look at what I got going on with my squad! I have the New Breed Champion, the Big Pickle himself Moongoose McQueen. I got another former New Breed Champion, Cody Marshall. He’s upholding my Constitutional rights to beat the shit out of Keelan Ostrich, and we are going to Make Voltage Great Again by beating those losers up. And of course, you’ve got the big man, the little brother of Eclipse Diemos…are they related? They look nothing alike……
Mao: Carlos, focus?
Carlos: Right. Apocalypse Diemos. Just look at him. He’s probably the size of Madison and Keelan combined. He’s big, he’s tough, and with him on our side we’re damn near unstoppable. Of course, there is the “special opportunity” or whatever it was our General Manager was babbling about, but that’s fine, that’s fine. I’ll talk about this more at our war room meeting on Sunday. Regardless of what carrots are jangled in front of us to try to disrupt team unity, Team Carlos will prevail.
Erica: We still should see Keelan’s team, but now, you face Lars Grier. A grizzled competitor looking to make a statement and make his mark at your expense. What do you think of that?
Carlos: First…who names their kids after characters from Tekken? Lars? Who on earth names a child LARS? Weird name aside, I know a little bit about him. I know he’s eager to make a name for himself. I know he likes nature with all the animal references whenever he speaks. I also know that he must have the greatest bottle of Rogaine ever produced because he went from having zero hair to a headful in short order. I need to get some of that, whatever he’s using, and get some dreads going. Have the Regulator look going…
OLD SCHOOL EAW REFERENCE KIDS!
Lars though, I get where he’s coming from. He’s had a rough go of things. I had to wait a long, LONG, LONG time to get the World Championship opportunity I had spent years toiling for. And I lost. I’ve lost the most Cash in the Vault matches in history. I’ve unsuccessfully competed in at least two King of Elite tournaments that I can remember. I’ve been, to some people’s understanding a bit of an overachiever….
Mao: Underachiever……
Carlos: OVERACHIEVER! Anyway, Lars, I understand all about losing. I get wanting to beat yourself up, but the great thing about this great sport that we both participate in is that if you’re competing, you’re only as good as your last match. My last match….eh, I don’t talk about that. Nasir can talk shit about it forever but I was not prepared. Not like I am now. For months I have plotted, schemed, rehabbed in both senses of the word. I have gotten bigger, stronger, faster. I think about that last match I had, the last title match I had at pain for pride when I let down the legacy of my old home, the CWF. Does it hurt that I have not held an EAW World Championship, yeah. But my legacy is secured regardless. Regardless of if I’m invited into the “fake news hype generator” that is the EAW Hall of Fame, the fans know, I know, and most importantly, the peers that I’ve faced, win lose or draw, know that I deserve respect and adoration. Just one thing though that gets me a little bit antsy. People act like I’m some old, worn down piece of meat like that wrestling movie with Mickey Rourke or something. IM NOT EVEN THIRTY-FIVE YET, MOTHERFUCKERS! DAMN. I still have time to put in the work I want to put in to fulfill my legacy. Not for your fake ass hall of fame, but my own personal enjoyment. Just think about it, people like Y2Impact, Dedede, StarrStan…all great champions, all adored and respected by the EAW community, sitting at home and me…that one kid that nobody liked, Carlos Rosso, representing Voltage as it’s World Champion.
I am all ready to go here. I feel healthier than I ever have. There is no reason for me to be cocky. Did you SEE how my last match went? I’m going to have to pull some significant stuff out of the wrestling bag to make up for that shitshow. I know I can beat this Lars that Allegedly Drives Cars. I’ve beaten some of the best names that EAW has to offer. Aren Mstislav? Check. Jaywalker? Check. Jacob Senn? Check. For reasons unexplained, I never had much luck against some guy named Lucian. Maybe it was the cowardly chest protector he always wore.
Erica: Lars recently brought up your… (clears throat) failed ventures as a General Manager and how…
Carlos: HE DID WHAT!? HELL NO! HELL FUCKING NO! I WAS ONE OF THE GREATEST GENERAL MANAGERS SHOWDOWN EVER HAD! I WAS MAKING WRESTLING EFFICIENT BEFORE SHERIDAN MULLER EVER SHOWED UP! CHAIRS WERE FOR, AND STILL ARE, SITTING! I DID EVERYTHING THAT I COULD TO MAKE QUALITY, PURE, GLORIOUS WRESTLING FOR SHOWDOWN AND PEOPLE HATED IT! THAT PISSES ME OFF! AND AS FAR AS VOLTAGE IS CONCERNED….I’M THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THE HARDCORE TITLE BACK! I MADE THIS SHIT WATCHABLE!
(Carlos crouches down, holding out his hand as a level marker.)
YOU SEE THIS SHIT, VOLTAGE USED TO BE HERE! IN THE SHIT PILE! TERRIBLE! DOWNRIGHT FUCKING UNWATCHABLE!
(Carlos stands up to his full height, holding his hand up high.)
AND LOOK WHERE IT IS NOW! THE LAND OF OPPORTUNITY! THE PLACE WHERE YOU CAN SEE THE BEST YOUNG GUNS THAT EAW HAS TO OFFER! A PLACE THAT FEATURES SOME OF THE MOST TALENTED ATHLETES IN EAW! KENNY DRAKE AND LANCE HART DIDN’T MAKE THAT POSSIBLE! I DID! HRDO WAS THE ONE WHO FUCKED UP! NOT ME!
Mao: Carlos…please calm down.
(Carlos, in fact, does NOT calm down, stripping out of his suit jacket and throwing it to the ground.)
AND I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE THE UTMOST RESPECT FOR JAIME O’HARA, YOU PIECE OF SHIT! HE’S A REAL MAN WHO DOESN’T ATTACK PEOPLE WITH COWARDLY, FAKE, FALSE PROPAGANDA LIKE YOU DO! YOU WANNA KNOW HOW STRONG MY BACKBONE IS? I, ALONG WITH MY PARTNER, CARRIED A LISTLESS TAG TEAM DIVISION IN THIS COMPANY YEARS BEFORE THE HIGH ROLLERZ PULLED THE TRICK! I WAS CATCHING LEER JETS WRESTLING ON EVERY FUCKING EAW SHOW IN EXISTENCE WHEN YOU WERE IN PE CLASS THINKING ABOUT WHAT FACEBOOK PICTURE OF YOUR FIFTH GRADE SCIENCE TEACHER YOU WERE GOING TO JERK OFF TO ON YOUR FUCKING DIALUP INTERNET YOU SON A WHORE! You wanna find out how strong my backbone is, believe me, you’re going to see. People have made this mistake before. They think all the talk, all the stylin’ and profilin’ means that I’m some sort of punk who can’t wrestle. I have invented more ways to hurt people in a wrestling ring than Miss Manami and Ares Vendetta combined. You have no idea what you are stepping into a wrestling ring with. You want to play and talk about MY failures when you haven’t been here for a cup of coffee and have not done a motherfucking thing? Nope. Not going to work that way. I’m going to show you why people who think my best days behind me are dead wrong. You are going to find out what World Champions, Keelan Ostrich, Madison Kaline and everyone else with a brain already knows.
I AM. THE TEAM CAPTAIN! I AM. THE MAN WHO WILL MAKE VOLTAGE THE GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW ON THE PLANET! I AM…….ICHIIIIIIIIIIIIIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN.
(Carlos picks up his jacket and starts to turn away.)
Erica: And that’s all from Carlos Rosso.
(Carlos suddenly clasps a hand over Erica’s lips and takes the mic.)
Carlos: Oh, one more thing. Don’t ever again call me boy. I’m American and shit, but I learned wrestling in Japan. I AM YOUR SEMPAI, BITCH. YOU ARE STILL A YOUNG BOY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO TO YOUNG BOYS!?
(Carlos immediately facepalms as he realizes what he said…. Mao only looks on shaking her head in disbelief.)
Carlos: NOT IN THAT SENSE, YOU FUCKING PERVERTS! LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT I DO TO YOUNG BOYS IN THE WRESTLING WORLD!
(The camera immediately follows along as Carlos trots off to search the backstage area, microphone in tow as he comes across a younger EAW elitist who has yet to debut, dressed in black trunks and boots, texting someone.)
Carlos: Hey, man. What’s your name?
Young Boy: Tim…..
(Before the young man can say anything else, Carlos has immediately kicked him in the face, knocking him out cold.)
Carlos: THAT’S FOR NOT WATCHING MATCHES GOING ON IN THE RING! YOU SHOULD BE LEARNING, NOT TEXTING!
(Security and backstage personnel come to usher Carlos out but he is walking away already, spiking the microphone on the ground.)
Well since I'm finally back full time and devoted to EAW once again. I created this thread to seek out a tag team partner in the near future since Davidson and Ripley cleaned out the tag team division (seemingly) and since it looks like I won't be teaming with Mr. DEDEDE anytime soon would there be anyone interested in teaming up with me?
So I've been following this story for several days. Some of my homeboys will tell you, I've been venting about this evil whore but the story just became 10x worse with this shocking new development.
In yet ANOTHER example of why marriage is the worst investment a man can make, Ashley Murrell literally nagged her husband Mikey to death after coming home one day from a 16 HOUR work day only to blow up at him and force him to sleep on the couch. While this lazy whore, whos job occupation is as a "beauty therapist", sat her lazy fat ass at home all day and has children from different men, Mikey worked 16 hour days 7 days a week to save enough money to take his family on vacation to Prague as a surprise. Let me also touch on the fact that men work hours like Mikeys all the time, but women are somehow allowed to bitch about a non existent gender pay gap even though they have worthless careers like "beauty therapist" and work significantly less hours. But that won't stop women from complaining like they always do. Nothing will ever be enough for women until they're literally our overlords, nothing can ever satisfy women, not even working endless hours for your family. I digress.
Now, the bitch whore Ashley didn't need an explanation as to why he was working such long hours, but since women are insecure grown ass children chances are she was probably dogging him out for "cheating" or some bullshit that women always come up with since they think they're so "intuitive". She made a man who worked longer hours than some people are even awake, who was suffering from spinal arthritis as of 2014, sleep on the couch.
Well that night he died. Obviously a stress-induced death. And the bitch whore made sure to go public and get as much attention as she could about how bad she feels about her husband death, since women are merchants for attention and sympathy goes hand in hand with attention. I had my judgement made already, but now apparently in the wake of her husbands death which she caused due to emotional abuse, she's now dating Chris Murrell, Mikey's brother.
Men have gone to jail for emotional abuse yet this whore receives no jailtime and is getting sympathy from news outlets. Only her side of the story is heard from her perspective, but not only does she not face any jailtime for emotionally abusing her husband to death, she has now moved on to Mikey's taller and more handsome younger brother so that she can leech off of his resources and bitch at him to death, and in postmortem collect all of his insurance money for herself. This is why it is best for every man to stay as far away from women as they possibly can. The majority of women are opportunists who, for the most part, will target any man who provide something for them to gain and will bleed them dry until they are decrepit and arthritic. This is the state of adult male and female relationships in 2017. This is why #MGTOW exists.
I was actually gonna PC u this vid then I saw u already had a thread about it
For context as to why he went in on her before anyone starts caping because I know everyone loves to hate Lavar
Don't spend weeks shitting on a person disrespecting them insinuating that a man who got all 3 of his kids to a division 1 college and possibly the NBA is a fucking abusive parent then shit on his brand and disrespect his children and expect him to treat you with respect.. FOH Becky
Also, he couldve went in on her but he took the route of refusing to acknowledge her.. so what does she do in response? Grasps for straws and plays victim and put words in his mouth.. now suddenly he doesn't respect women because he didn't talk to YOU?
Another KEY example of why women are a burden to every civilized discussion and are just bad people in general.
Here we have a proud African american father doing what's best for his son and his family. An entrepreneur, the starter and promoter of a successful business, breaking the stereotypes by being involved in his children's lives and actually deserving the credit his kids give him for their success.
The blonde whore talked loads of shit about Mr. Ball, saying she wouldn't wear his clothing, and some fat piece of shit had the nerve to call him out of his name as well. Think that's bad? Then the whore talks shit to Lavar's face, even though he's made it clear he wants NOTHING to do with her. He knows you cannot win using logic in a discussion with women, so the only way to win is to not play. Not engage.
Off top the bitch starts to antagonize him. THAT ALONE is a asswhoopable offense. In the good old days, let's just say she would have had a rough time -Trump voice-
The bitch whore continues to misconstrue his words by saying he's "disrespecting women". I hate when women say that shit. Why the fuck are women worthy of respect by proxy? When did that ever start to become normal and acceptable?
You gotta respect retarded people and cripples by proxy because they're lesser than everyone else. Is that what bitches mean when they say dis type of shit. O iight, copy dat. No seriously taken group of people would ever expect respect from jump street, they would earn it. That's how ADULTS move.
And to top it off, the racist whore gets offended on behalf of a fat muthafucka who dissed him, claiming he's fat shaming. Then Lavar says "you disrespect me, you got something coming to you" CLEARLY meaning that he will reciprocate disrespect with disrespect, and somehow the bitch thinks he's threatened her life on national TV. Yes, women really are that stupid.
TBH some of the blame falls on Lavar. You know this will happen going on a show with a woman, let alone a woman who has talked shit about your success. Women don't like to see a man successful unless they can somehow use them to their advantage. She knows Lavar exists only to feed his family and better his kids lives, so being that his business is successful naturally she doesn't want to see a dedicated proud african american father shine. That's why the best thing you can do as a man is to avoid women in the majority of social settings. They will do you more harm than good 90% of the time, and even if you refuse to address their bullshit, long as you in the same room these stupid muthafuckas will try to antagonize you and flip your words on you to amplify it and turn you into da villain. #MGTOW
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