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Oh would you look at that? Another over the top rope challenge to see who gets to face, wait, nope, this time it’s different, it’s for the EAW Specialist Championship. I mean, the last 3 times I was in one of these matches to see who faced Megan or Consuela next were all contenders match, but this one is different, because it’s for the title. Oh my god, that’s cray cray. So original. Like it must be a metaphor by the Specialist Champion due to how DEDEDE being gay flew over her head. If you guys can’t tell by now, I’m being fuckin sarcastic. I mean, Really? I get it’s Grand Rampage, but like, isn’t this title suppose to mean something, or did Megan some how ruin that just like she ruin all women for DEDEDE? Now granted granted, that’s being a little harsh, because for all we know, DEDEDE was gay before he ever slept with Megan, but to push him over the edge and make him admit it, wow? I mean, can we step back for a moment and talk about that? #GawdIsGay?

It’s a big fuckin’ deal, right? Like it took us all by surprise, like no one saw it coming. But then again. I probably should had caught it sooner, because as offensive as this sounds, but I don’t give a shit, you gays and lesbians play the best damn music in the club and bars. And I suppose I should had been a little suspicious during that time DEDEDE was sneaking around at night, trying to keep a low profile while ordering at the bar. Or that time, he was making out with that one guy in the alley way, but you know, I thought he was just drunk and having fun. Or that time I walked into DEDEDE’s office and saw Amari Steele bent over naked and DEDEDE with a paddle, but I honestly thought that was just them being drunk and having fun. I mean, sure, looking back, they seemed like obvious signs, and I probably should had said something, but like who was going to believe a drunk? Am I right? Now I’m not going to say I’m the reason why DEDEDE came out, because I was too damn wasted to care or even use to this shit to black mail anyone. Because love is love, and hey, I love dicks, and he loves dicks. We got something in common. So all you nerds writing your Revy and Daisy and Savannah sex fantasy fan fiction, unless they got a gun in their pocket, I don’t a single vag about them, because Savannah can’t keep up, and Daisy…. Well… it’s Daisy. Anyway, whatever, good for you, boss. Go get em, Tiger.

As for the champ herself, Megan Raine, bitch, shut the fuck up. First of all, you talk about how you didn’t have any alliances or teams, but bitch, you had the boss in your pocket the whole time, and while you still could had, heck, you could had even played it cool and be all like, “I knew you were gay, and I’ll support that” you have to flip the fuck out and just rail this moment and you basically screwed yourself. That’s how big a fuckin’ thot you are. Megan Raine screwed Megan Raine, and don’t you forget that. But even so, you are right. I don’t get much of a reaction, atleast, not on the level of heat you’ve been getting, and while I see you trying to play the sympathy card, they still hate your fuckin’ guts, and I’m like, “DAYUM!” How can I get some firepower like that? I mean, I’m out here, picking fights with amateurs in the Stunner Challenge, talking trash, and just like doing my own thing, and wasted, I might add, but all you have to do is open your fat lips, and the crowd is all over you. I mean, whose dick do I have to hop on around here to get that kind of heat? Oh well, looks like you ruined that too, but whatever. But let’s face it, everyone hates you. No one wants to work with the bitch that screwed the boss. You’re like the only talent other than Cameron Ella Ava to be a certified “Gold Digger” but I suppose credit is due, you are the only one to walk away with a the gold in hand by doing so. Now add the fact you’re a homophobe, and I don’t know, I just didn’t like you to begin with. You have the same vibe as that Keelan guy. Hate that guy. Like ugh, I’d like to take a Magnum, point it in his stupid face, and just blow a hole through his skull. Sorry, sorry, going way off track. But that guy… ugh! It’s that stupid face of his. It’s enough to make me consider batting for the other team. But as I was saying Megan, you had a nice run, but even I don’t see you walking out of this the champ. I mean, not that I’m going to say I will personally eliminate you, though I would love to and will try, you do realize you have a huge target on you, right? Like you’re the person everyone wants gone, pronto, and I don’t just mean with the Specialist Championship, I mean in general. At some point, you just realize, nobody wants you, and all you can do is just lash out. Believe me, been there, done that, still doing it. But unfortunate for you, just like Mario Kart, that blue shell is on you, and you best believe each and every single woman here wouldn’t hesitate to pull the trigger and blow you smithereens! At this point, it’s not just winning the belt, but who gets the pleasure to take out Megan Raine first. But Gawd, do I hope I get to do it first. And if you wanted an alliance so badly, then maybe, just maybe, after 6….. 8 bottles of beers, I’ll be drunk and stupid enough to except, but that a big maybe, because why would I give up a shot at taking out the most hated woman on Empire at the moment?

Alright, who else? Hot Topic register girl 1 and 2? Ah Yes, Jael and Chelsea. Trying to move their merchs and suddenly on their high horse about taking out Aria Jaxon. The strange thing is, I don’t know whether to thank you both or threaten you, because as much as Aria Jaxon annoyed me. I personally was looking forward to face her someday, and now, it’s almost as if there isn’t a damn person worth facing on Empire anymore, besides say, Stephanie Matsuda. But none the less, what’s the deal with you two, and the “Crow’s Nest.” Are you here to dominate the Empire Locker room or merchandising? Nope. Nevermind. Lost interest. I don’t care! The second you both started to preach about goals and ambitions, you lost me. Now despite what happened between Aria and I in the past, I can acknowledge a real leader when I see it. There was a chain of command where as soldiers, as subordinates, you respect the order, and god damn it, as much as I loathed her, I respected her. And while I won’t say I’ll be fighting for someone that didn’t ever consider me a friend or any kind, I can already tell based on your actions what kind of bitches the Crow’s Nest is. And quite frankly, I don’t dig it. And as much as I like your buddy, April Song, scratch that, I don’t like her, I tolerate her. This ….”thing” you all have going on. Like why? Surely, individually, each of you are capable of your own achievements, but what I see is lack of faith in discipline in each other if you had to resorts to tactics such as taking out Aria. And now, your main focus, the next part of your evil evil plans…. “How do we stop… the maid?!!” Dun Dun Dun! How fuckin’ stupid is that? Like bitches, fight your own battles, or what? You gonna come for me like you did with Aria? You gonna try to take my out. Well, you come at me with your flock and shit, I’ll be sure to bring my equalizers, duels Beretta 92FS, and just like you had intent to end Aria Jaxon, I’ll have intentions to fill 3 body bags. But hey, only if you try to pull that same shit on me. I’m sure we can keep this a nice, clean, over the top rope match where everything is peachy, and you both keep on minding your own businesses.

Sigh, I’m not doing this again with you both, Azumi and Zakki. At this point, I hope you both trip and fall over the top rope and break your necks, and by trip, I mean, I give ya both the stunner and send you both flying out. #Numbah1Stunnah Bitches! Who needs Aces or a reboot when you got the gun show.

(Revy Flexes her arms)

And let me make this clear. Why the fuck are bitches still putting me together with Savannah and Daisy. First of all, we tagged for a short time, but as far as I know, I drink alone and I fight alone. Savannah has already left to do her own thing, and which I say, “Girl, Stephanie Matsuda is offering you a position. Take that shit. Gurl gotta get paid!” Like, what’s wrong with you? I would had taken that position in a heartbeat. Get on that! Do it. JUST DO IT! What are you waiting for? Just Dooooooo it!! Like I told you before to not be a total thot like Megan before, but this time, you need to frickin open your legs for this opportunity. If you don’t take it now, you’ll regret that day you don’t let Cloud get inside… your head and mold you to be the best bitch you can be. Ugh, I think I threw up in my mouth a little saying that. But damn it, I care, but not enough to not eliminate you at the Grand Rampage. No hard feelings. It’s a part of my training to perfect the Stunner. I will stun you too, bitch. Along with Daisy, Matsuda, the Sushi Train, The Crow’s Nest, Lyons, Savetta, Andrea Valentine. Every single one of them. But know this, Savannah, I’m just doing what I have to do, and gurl, you need to do what you need to do for you. When Grand Rampage is over, we’ll hit gay bar in Cali that serves booze and Milkshakes. And who knows, we might even get you a DEDEDE of your own with the Specialist Title, Eh? Kind of like a reverse Megan Raine, where you or I win the title, and we get ourselves a gay man rather than the other way. Whatever, decision you make, no matter what happens at Grand Rampage, just know, I’m giving you the stunner as it’s just business, but a nice cold milkshake will make the pain go away. A bottle of whisky can to. Whatever bitches, Rose Bowl bout to get lit!

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