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(A CM Nas promo appears on screen)

“I am the best wrestler in the world!”

(The screen turns off and pulls back to show Cloud, closing her laptop. She takes a moment and sighs with a smile on her face.)

That’s great stuff right there. Simple and straight to the point! I wish Aria was as articulate as her cousin (sighs and turns to the camera). Hello there EAW universe. Finally after weeks of waiting in anticipation you finally get the match you’ve all been waiting for: Matsuda vs Nova. You’re all probably expecting some kind of pissing contest where we measure our metaphorical cojones to see who's the baddest bitch alive. That would be great, but last I checked, I wasn’t the one unconscious in the middle of the ring. I wasn’t the one who knocked out her own tag partner with a slow ass superkick. And I certainly wasn’t the one who needed to be saved by the very vixen who stole a title and put me out of action for months. Everything feels turned on its head Tarah? Good. Welcome to my world where nothing is what it seems. A place where a vixen changes and loves changes, and best friends become strangers. If Aria is a stranger to me, then you must be a myth because the Vixen Killer I thought you were no longer exists. There is no more bite to your bark ‘Harley’. The Big Bad Tarah aka BBT has devolved into a BLT: Big Laughable Tarah. Your so-called grit and cutting edge ad libs don’t make me feel a damn thing. You’re less than an explosive supernova and more like a supermassive black hole sucking up everything around you while at the center of the EAW universe. Fortunately for them, I’m the quasar, shining brighter than anyone in this division. I’m going to finish the job that Maddie couldn’t - I’m going to shut you down for good. You wisecracks won’t be able to save you, nor will HRDO, MAC, or any other entity with a colorful acronym. Think not? Just remember how powerless you felt while in my grasp. You had the Sirens there and they still couldn’t escape my blade! You may have avoided the beheading, but make no mistake; you are MARKED Tarah Nova! You are a marked woman who will eventually get her due. If Kendra was able to walk over you after losing to me, then you are surely the shell of the woman you once were. You’re down your knees hag. Give it up already, it’s all over for you. I own Cell Block B and I don’t need a title to prove it. 

Karma has been in full effect during this tournament. The sad eventual reality is that I’ll be reigning over you as the War Queen. Keep the titles and crowns because just knowing you can’t stop me will be more than enough. I’m going to do whatever it takes to beat you Tarah - know it and understand it. This is not about fighting for honor or respect anymore. This match is about making sure you stay the hell down. Save your Cinderella woman act for someone who cares. You’re now in the outskirts of the Land of the Elite on your way out. Aria and Cailin has abandoned you just like they did to me. Know how that feels...let that dread sink into the pores of your very being. Let it enter your heart and wait for the moment that it grows heavy and you can barely stand because it feels just too heavy. Let the pain go down your spine each time you try to smile and lie about how everything is okay. Tell Ryan that you’ll pull through and everything will work out. The Reality is that it won’t work out Tarah. The truth is nothing will work out. It’s all over for you as far as this tournament's concerned. The Sanatorium will own EAW by Road to Redemption and there’s nothing anyone can do about it be it god, machine, or legend. I am The Best in the vixens division and no trick, poison, or katana will make the difference. Only my cunning prevails! My venom!

(stands up)

And my sword. The blade that cuts deeper than anything. My sword that slices up the curtain of lies the brass has fed the fans, obscuring them from Reality. But make no mistake; I don’t do this for them. I’m doing this for something bigger. I’m doing this for myself because kayfabe can’t save this division - only I can. Only I can make the world take the Vixens seriously. Only I can fight with the best of them. They know this and will do anything to keep me away from the three world titles. They will pay attention Tarah Nova. They will know and understand that I am the Ace of The Sanatorium. I AM its secret weapon! Once I’m done with all of you, they will all be watching. They will watch me become stronger. They will watch you become weaker. And before you know it, they’ll stop watching because you will no longer be relevant . I am the Best in the World Tarah Nova. In the words of your sperm donor “Test Me Not” or else it’ll be off with your head! Take what pride you have left and scamper! 

(cracks her knuckles and begins taping her hands)

I’m going to destroy you and eat your soul Nova. I am the Lady Shiva of the Vixens. I’m so excited about beating you within an inch of your life that I might have to change underwear (laughs). August may have been a great month, but September will start off with the bang (stretches). I hope ‘Ria and Cai pay close attention to our match because it will be a preview of what’s going to happen to them. In the words of my ex partner JD…

#CloudyRulesEverythingAroundMe

Know it. Understand it. Believe it.