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WWE CHAMPIONSHIP - IF SETH ROLLINS FAILS TO RETAIN, KANE IS FIRED AS DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS

Seth Rollins (c) vs. Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Randy Orton
(As much as I want to see Ambrose win, it's cos Big Bad Bork Lazer's gonna come back and have his rematch at Summerslam).

King Barrett vs. Neville
(Cos Fuck Barrett)

WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS - 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH

The New Day (Kofi Kingston and Big E w/ Xavier Woods) (c) vs. Tyson Kidd & Cesaro w/ Natalya
(Wouldn't make sense for New Day to lose the belts after one event but at the same time it's WWE booking the Tag Team Division so sadly like the Diva's Division, they really don't know what they're doing.)

Sheamus vs. Dolph Ziggler
(If Ziggler loses, we riot.)

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSIP - I QUIT MATCH WHERE IF CENA LOSES, HE DOES NOT GET A REMATCH

John Cena (c) vs. Rusev w/ Lana
(#CENAWINSLOL | How To Get New Stars Over Chapter 3, oh wait you don't - you build them up only for Cena to go over them.)

Ryback vs. Bray Wyatt
(Follow The Buzzards...)

Naomi & Tamina vs. The Bella Twins (Brie Bella and Nikki Bella)
("GOTTA KEEP THE BELLAS STRONG DAMMIT!")

The Meta Powers (Curtis Axel and Macho Mandow) vs. The Ascension (Konnor and Viktor)
(Because it's AXELBACK...right? Right? *Gets hit in the head*)

WWE World Heavyweight Championship: Brock Lesnar (c) vs Roman Reigns
Winner: Roman Reigns
Reason: Because looking IWC's rage and dissapointed face is a new kind of fun.

Triple H vs Sting
Winner: Sting
Reason: Make HHH have his fourth consecutive loss at WrestleMania. Razz

The Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt
Winner: Double KO
Reason: I don't know, I don't want either of them lose.

WWE United States Championship: Rusev (c) vs John Cena
Winner: John Cena
Reason: #CENAWINSLOL

WWE Intercontinental Championship: Bad News Barrett (c) vs Daniel Bryan vs Dolph Ziggler vs Stardust vs Luke Harper vs R Truth vs Dean Ambrose in a Ladder Match
Winner: Bad News Barrett
Reason: I personally want him win because he's cute.... but no, prehaps people want Ambrose/Bryan win this so, oh well....

AJ Lee and Paige vs The Bella Twins
Winner: nope, don't want to predict this.
Reason: I don't even..... just.... AJ, PAIGE, JUST DESTROY THAT OVERRATED FAKE BREASTED BITCH!! *cough* sorry, I little carried away.

Randy Orton vs Seth Rollins
Winner: Seth Rollins
Reason: Doesn't matter who wins, Seth will cash in at the main event anyway Razz

WWE Tag Team Championship: Tyson Kidd & Cesaro (c) vs The New Day vs Los Matadores vs The Usos
Winner: Kidd/Cesaro
Reason: 'nuff said.

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Winner: Damien Sandow
Reason: Please, Intellectual Savior of the Masses, come back for me!