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The Ryan Wilson Show presents: The Book of Wilson
A peek at the life of an up and comer.
This week: Promo Numero Deux
Voltage Record: 1 Win - 3 Losses - 1 No Contest
[size=13]Opponent:[/size] Reggie, Maddy and Revy
Chapter Title: Gifting for the Holidays
No. of words: 961
Reading time: 3:30 seconds give or take

One has to wonder why I am doing a second promo for what amounts to nothing but a house show.

This match doesn't hold any meaning, doesn't have any stake, It won't affect storylines or on-going feuds or anything like that. Regardless, these shows are needed so that the EAW can draw more money and more fans. Hey, I'm not complaining, I have a brand to bring more awareness to and the Ryan Wilson Show will never say no to new fans and thus more money.

I need to get in the Merch game, I have a few t-shirt designs in the works, they should be on sale in early 2018. I have a few other ideas as well but I want to develop them and then release them all in one big bundle.

Now there's this House Show gig happening tomorrow and even if it doesn't mean anything it's going to be fun even if it's rather worthless. Well, it would allow me to get a second W or another L in my track record but other than that? Hey it's okay though, because it allows for a group of people who haven't met on NEO to face each other. With exception to Lord Nutjob who I faced of course.

I have to give a nod to the Revenant he has a point when he says it's wierd that we didn't face each other back in Developmental. He was on the rise and I was duking it out against Alex Reynolds in a feud that became my ticket to Voltage, I'm even more surprised to see Alex is still on NEO to be frank. But hey, it's not my problem and unless he ends up on Voltage it never will be. Back to the purple Revenant you and I probably would've had a great few matches together if we were booked for it down at NEO but it's irrelevant now. What matters is the now and right now we are facing each other for the very first time in a four way dance with an unknown referee. By the looks of things I have a feeling that the two of us have the potential to steal the show as opposed to the King Bozo and the other guy who you played pros and cons with.

You, the guy who wrecked NEO while you were there, the guy who wrecked people many times over in the MMA scene and me, the biggest loudmouth on Voltage, the official Feed Spammer of all of EAW (Social Media Dynamo!) and an overly confident little shit who can get over a loss quicker than... Nah no need to slide into the mama jokes territory. Walking avatar of the confidence gods. If I was an idiot I would let that go to my head and inflate my ego. But I don't need it to confirm what I am, to remember what I've done and to know what I can do. Revenant you have a damn good point man: Were we not at least a tad confident in our ability to deliver a beating or receive one we would not be here. I'd probably be working on my next cosplay for an upcoming competition or something while you? Or Dampshaw? Or Ares? Heaven only knows. And it doesn't matter because we are not there, we are here! And we are going to duke (dook?) it out tomorrow for the last time in 2017!

Let's talk about your career Revy, to be honest what good does it do to try and rub it in the dirt? You had a good run in the octogon and it's more than likely the reason that got you signed here in the first place! That's actually awesome! I could talk about your time on NEO, but like I said I didn't really follow you. No disrespect or anything but my focus was on Alex and my use of him as a ladder to elevate myself to the next level. And it worked! It started innocently enough, friendly even and then it got intense and personal I mean you've seen it while we both were there. I wonder if Reynolds still hates me... I guess we'll find out if he ever gets drafted on the yellow brand.

Meanwhile on your end you had the recognition of upper management who got you into a match that allowed you to go on the Main Roster. To that I say congratulations, honestly. I got a few opportunities myself while on NEO and it probably helped my case as well but that was in the past. Now we're all on the Main Roster and tomorrow is going to be a showcase of all three brands! I want Voltage to come out of it on top, that means I want to win.

The question everyone has to wonder is what do we need to do to each other in order to get the win? How much pain must we inflict upon each other so that one of us can achieve victory?

To what level of brutality does the winner have to dish out in order to emerge on top?

Sure, it's just a house show right? We could go easy on each other, share a glass of egg nog or whatever. But I'm in the Holiday spirits at the moment, I feel generous! I have the need to give, and by that I mean I want to gift my fists to your faces and my foots to your asses. Revy, Reggie, Maddy, the only gift I want from you guys is a pair of shoulders on the mat for the triple mat tap from the officiating zebra.

It's not too much to ask for... Is it?

Happy Holidays.
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The Ryan Wilson Show!

Week One - Episode One!

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to this Promo!
Welcome... To The Ryan Wilson Show!

It's hard to believe it's going to be three months on November 9th since I first stepped foot in an EAW ring. Already three months, 90 days, since the Canadian Studmuffin brought his special blend of crazy for the EAW but mainly myself to enjoy! And what a ride it's been so far! From impactful beginning against the Motor City Mafia where we, Azrael and I, wrecked the opposition so hard they did not not show up ever since. To fighting against the eventual Tag Team Grand Prix winners. To facing Brayden Wolfe, to retiring Hank Harris and to finish by going into a fantastic feud against undoubtedly the best the NEO Brand had to offer and I'm NOT talking about you Malcolm! (Bitch please...) Really I believe I could not have asked for a better first quarter of year so far!

My hard work paid off, my constant display of athleticism not to mention my skill on the mind both in solo matches and in tag team competition with my brother in crazy (Brother in arms... Get it?) Azrael has allowed me (And him) to get noticed by Upper Management who saw it fit to end our time on the Developmental Brand and push up into the Big League in one of the three main shows! NEO was my home for the first three months, and I am proud to say I have worked alongside (more like against) Alex Reynolds into making it soar into greatness! Azrael has his part into this as well this is why he is now also a member of the Sunday show!

Him, myself and Reynolds we pushed the limits of the NEO brand, we got people to sit their butts in the seats like never before and the attention of the EAW Universe and the Elitists inevitably had to be on us and the brand. And now, Azrael and I are on Voltage baby! And I plan to have a whole lot of fun while beating a whole lot of ass!

I know I'm going to have a kick out of being on this brand because on it's roster is some of the best talent in the federation's history! Poeple like TLA, Mister Dedede, B-hris Elite, Mongoose McQueen and our very first opponents since we got called up to the Sunday show, part which holds a title I want in Finnigan Wakefield and Ironie. That's right I said it in french, sue me I'm French Canadian!

Now, in all seriousness, the guys on the other side of the ring are no push overs. Together they made it to the Finals of the Grand Prix only to come up short while facing two ladies obviously more superior than them. And now they are stuck facing us. Finn, I won't hide it: Nothing would please me more than to take the New Breed Championship away from your grasp and take the title home to Montreal. Getting your title is a goal of mine for a while now. I've watched you compete since I signed here, I saw how you work from when you were on the NEO brand. I know what you can do, and you're as tough as they come so if I ever have a chance to be the number one contender for the strap I know for SURE I'm going to get a massive kick out of facing you. Until then? I'll get a kick out of facing you in tag team action with your buddy the Ironic Luchador!

I have to give some credit to the guy and give him some respect considering what I am about and what I was doing prior to my wrestling career. During my cosplay years I often domed a mask as a tribute to the Lucha style of wrestling. That respect carried over when I was noticed by a local legend and I started my career back in 2015. I just love wearing masks, they make me feel empowered. Not because I have no or very little self esteem or because I am shy to show my charming mug or whatever bullcrap reason. Ya'll know how I look like under the mask if you took a peek at my Brody tribute promo. Man I still can't believe she's gone...

But in all seriousness, a word of warning to Finn and Irony:
What I brought to the table during my feud against Alex Reynolds is what you can expect coming from me and Azrael once we lock horns on the 12th. We're going in to win, sure we will probably try a few dirty tricks and try to get you two off your game but that's part of the process that is a wrestling match.
Azrou and I, we're not going into our first match to be second fiddle to already established players on the Brand, oh no no. We're here to make a statement!

Azrael and Ryan Wilson are here and we're going all in!
You two Brit boys better be ready to get your very first dose of Canadian beating!

It's going to be fun for us, can't say it will be the same for you two.

This concludes the very first episode of The Ryan Wilson Show!
And that as they say ... Just HAPPENED!
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Did you like it Alex? Was it satisfying? Does it make you want more?
I'm not talking about your happy fun time with Kristina in that sleazy hotel, what you do in your spare time is your thing which I don't care about. I'm talking about your win against me and Azrael on the 20th.

Did you feel like you got the best out of your revenge? Do you feel like you will move on and continue on your path to desired greatness? To be the face of NEO? To go for what Shackleford craves which is to become the lead face on the marquee? Or am I still on your mind and nagging like the pain in your neck which refuses to leave? Maybe I should ask Kris, depending on how good a time she had it will talk lengths about what's on your mind. And I feel like I'm still heavy on it. Let's face it Alex, you didn't get real revenge on the last show. You got a win, sure, but I'm still on my feet, I'm still standing and I'm in good shape. I know guys like you, a W on your track record is not enough to be satisfactory in terms of revenge. I know because it wouldn't sooth the drive I have in me either. Were I in your shows I wouldn't be satisfied until at minimum I injured you back. Doing the local pretty girl interviewer with a nice rack won't help either. Not for long anyway. Eventually you're going to want me in the ring again, one on one this time, probably with a stipulation too! And as i said before I'm more than willing to make it happen! Nothing would please me more that to see it happen during an eventual NEO Free Per View! Nothing would please me more than to deny you satisfaction by scoring another pin fall win at your expense! I'll be blunt with you Alex: Losing against you didn't bother me one darn bit! (Doesn't that sting just a tiny winy bit?) It was the logical thing to happen! I did not expect Harris though, but I'm fine with that. Good plot twists you see. That's what make good television, that's what make good wrestling.

Now... Think about the magnitude of a match between the two of us at a Free Per View. Think of the ratings. Think of the hype. Think of the excitement! Think about the thrill of possibly hurting me bad enough to put me out of action a while.

Think about it, I know you do. Such a match would have ''Of The Year'' written all over it due to it's free no restriction no holding back violence as two men on the path to the top of the NEO Brand will battle it out to settle things and see who is the top draw of the brand! To be honest, our match will have more than revenge on the line as the weeks progresses. Two guys like us? The quality of our work? The intensity of our actions? It has to be worth of note by Upper Management! I would make our match a Number One Contender's match for the New Breed Championship! Talk about raising the stakes eh? Can you feel it Alex? I know I do! Such is a match is meant for men like you and me, it's not meant for ~mid carders~ like Shackleford. I won't waste much time on Shackle, I feel like his own name ties him down (Ha! See what I did there?) and won't help him move to where he wants to go. The truth Alex? Unless someone interferes you own his ass Ea-SY! There is not a shred of doubt in my mind.

You want me to put a dark twist on the whole thing Alex? The more I think on it, the happier I am that the accident actually happened! I was thrilled originally to have you face me, and I know you were too, but see the way I operate I always try to push the envelope, to bring the best (in your case worse) out of my opponent because then he brings his best (or worse) against me and it makes amazing matches and I thrive on those! So, by injuring you by accident I boosted the flame you already had deep inside your pit! I made it burn brighter, flare higher and feel hotter than originally. It brought you the extra motivation to crave the need to push this thing we have past it's limit. I want that! The fans wants it too! I guess this officially makes me the ''heel'' in our relationship doesn't it? I'm fine with that role, I'm a Tweener, I can flip from being good or bad on a dime. I look forward to our match Alex. Don't deny it the fact you're wanting it to happen as well. I'm sure such a match will take place sometimes in the future, up to Management to decide when.

Let's switch gear for a tad shall we?

I need to give some attention to my upcoming opponents after all otherwise I wouldn't be doing my job proper. In tag team action with my good buddy Azrael yours truly will be facing none other than Kenny Schmidt and Axl Willow!

Let's start with Kenny, dude! I have to ask are you in any way related to Kimmy Schmidt? You know, the chick from that Netflix show? If yes that would be so awesome! No one is Unbreakable though, and from what I see of your history young man you are proving my point! What's the matter with you and pressure situations? Cant't handle the heat? You're not dealing well with expectations? You were meant to be the one to bring your family name to the promised land and well, like the Maple Leafs for so long you choked! There's a reason LEAFS means Losers Even After Forty Seasons after all. (Sure... You got Matthews, Marleau, Marner, Nylander and others but I think Jesus McDavid will get the Cup before your crew.) So instead of stepping up you decided to wuss out and actually start fresh with a new ~name~ and a new gimmick? What makes you think you won't fail again? After all you have a track record of failures to show for it. Are you really ready for the reality that you have to face when you go against someone like me? Are you ready to confront the opposition and make it out on top? Did you even face someone like me? Or even Azrael before? How do you think you'll do if you can't measure up to your family's standards? Azrael and I we are not the tender type and we don't go easy on anyone, you and Willow won't exempt yourselves from the beating that's coming your way. See it as a test of character because your limits will be tested as Az and I have a tendency to be brutal in any match with any scenario. Are you ready for us? Are you ready to pay the price of admission to the Wilson and Azrael ride and believe me it's going to be a bumpy one!

And what about your little buddy of a partner, what about the soul trapped Axl? Mister I had a rough childhood and I am making a story of it. Doesn't he know rough childhood is such a cliche as a story? Just because you lived in the ''rough streets'' doesn't certify you as a bad ass or as a credible entity in a ring. It makes you a guy with a gimmick done a thousand times already! The guy's dad is a wrestler and he was on the road more often than not, again that's nothing new! The one who trained me back in Montreal, a local Legend, was just the same to his kids! The two of them ended up having great wrestling careers even if Daddy wasn't around much. Oh what's that? Your father was a piece of trash after he retired? Should I cry a river over this? Do you expect the fans to get sympathy out of this? You're not the first I see who ended up giving a beating to his abusive old man. This does not make you special Axl, not one bit. You're just another Joe trying to make it in this business. A piece of advice: Get a better backstory! Try to be original! How many wrestlers do you know that are like me and were noticed out of a Cosplay competition? I'll give you the exact number: One! And that's me! I don't need to pretend to be dark and brooding to look interesting, I don't need a by the number back story to be pertinent, oh no. I let my in-ring actions speak for myself that along with my awesome mic skills. With a name like yours... Axl Willow... I got a three letter word for ya: E...M...O. Please do us a favor when Az and I defeat you: If you feel like crying... Don't. Or at least wait to be in a shower with a box of cookies while ''How Could This Happen To Me?'' from Simple Plan plays in the background. Azrael and I? We plan on steam rolling through the two of you. It's nothing personal, it's just business. And I take great pleasure in doing business. So business is definitely my pleasure. And it's a pleasure to do business.

To conclude, I like what I see of the NEO brand currently. Alot of hopefuls, wannabe's posers and pretenders aspiring to a taste of the good stuff and thinking they are the best the brand has to offer. Basically, a lot of inflated ego and paper chumps. Except for Daryl he's cool, anyone reading comic books is. From the Shacklefords to the Sinister Aces and several others they all want to step up to the plate. How many of them will hit a homer and how many will strike out? I'm the Pitcher of NEO see, and I plan on giving them a dose of reality by going where I KNOW I'm going: Straight to the top!

And That... Just... Happened.
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