Hello everyone, for those that don't know me I'm Luke, only been here a few days but I feel like I'll be around here for a while. Anyways, I recently got reminded of a crazy sequence of events that happened to me a couple of years ago and thought maybe you guys might find the story interesting or maybe even you had stories of your own to tell. So here it goes, the story of my crazy ex girlfriend. Be warned, it contains some graphic and disturbing things. I've led kind of a dramatic life so if you want me to tell you any more stories feel free to let me know.

When I was around 16-17 years old (I'm now 20) I had hit a bit of a slump in terms of romance, I was struggling to find a girlfriend so I decided I would try online dating in order to meet someone and see where it goes. At the time I was very new to online dating and I didn't know the dangers involved so you could say I was a bit naïve.

After a couple of days and feeling like perhaps I'd wasted my time since I wasn't getting many replies I came upon a profile of a girl, pale, dark hair, sort of nerdy looking with what looked to be comic books in the background. I was pretty stoked because I'd rarely seen an actual cute nerdy girl before. We got talking and I was surprised by how well it went, she seemed great and I didn't see anything wrong with the situation so we decided to take the conversation onto skype. Ten hours later after spending all day talking we ended up doing something I now regret, at this point I'd realised that I wasn't that into her and I kind of used her (I know, a dick move) but I guess I was a different person back then.

She immediately got very attached to me, wanted to meet up and do stuff in person, it was as if I was the first guy who'd ever shown interest in her. Which surely wasn't the case, I mean, pretty girl like her she's sure to get attention from guys. I felt bad and awkward about using her so I reluctantly gave in and began dating her against my better judgement.

Worst. Fucking. Mistake. I have EVER made.

We never met in person due to the problem with distance and I am so glad we never did. I'll get to that in a moment.

Basically we did the online dating thing for about 2 months during which I discovered she was an alcoholic and would routinely beat her little sister for no apparent reason, knowing what I know now I would have never have even spoke to her, and I feel disgusted that I was intimate with someone I would describe as evil.

Towards the end of those two months she was getting to be very controlling, it became so much that I broke up with her a couple of days before she was meant to visit me and hang out with me and my best friend. She was being very rude, telling me the things I wanted to do for a career (writing, art, making video games) was stupid, insulting pretty much everything about me and telling me I had to get a real job to "buy me nice things" as she put. I broke up with her right on the spot and told her I had other options.

She went fucking ballistic, I've never seen someone act as crazy as her in the following hour. By the end of it she had threatened to kill herself and cut the call. I hated her guts but I'm a good person so I called the police and an ambulance and sent them to her house.

I didn't hear anything for the next week or so until police came around my house to question me and tell me some things I had no idea about. It turns out that this girl was into some fucked up shit. When the police and ambulance had got to her address they found her having sex with her stepdad, they arrested him because she was underage at the time and they were forced to take all of the computers in the house in case he had photos of her, it became a whole investigation.

After looking through my ex's laptop they discovered something much more disturbing than what they had thought. My ex had kept diaries of her life, the entries included things such as her confessions about sexually assaulting her younger sister, having sex with animals as well as the confession of murdering a guy who had tried to attack her in a nearby forest. Police looked into it and yeah, there was a body half-buried in the woods. I was shocked but I had to ask them why they had got in contact with me, what did I have to do with it.

Well, it turns out that on one of her entries, pretty much all of them up until the day I broke up with her she had written about how she had bought illegal drugs online through some dodgy website, one for me and one for my best friend. For me it was some sort of  mind altering drug (I'm not very knowledgeable about drugs so you'll have to forgive me for not knowing the names) and for my friend it would be something that would make him pass out, I imagine some kind of roofie perhaps. She had further written that she had planned to meet up with me and my best friend, drug us both and convince me under the influence of drugs to help her murder my best friend. She had this sick fantasy about the two of us becoming partners in crime and murdering people together but it didn't stop there. She also expressed a desire to cut my friend into pieces, cook the meat and eat him, and at some point have sex with his body.

I was terrified and had to rush to the bathroom to vomit after they told me that. They'd found drugs in her room along with a very large knife I guess she'd planned to use for the murder. I had police watching over my apartment for some time, her stepdad got put in jail for his crimes and as far as I know she was put into a psychiatric hospital or something like that, she was apparently suffering from some kind of mental illness after killing the guy that had attacked her in the woods, I guess it sparked something in her and she had a hunger to do it again.

She got out after the doctors deemed her fit to re-enter society, the first thing she did was message me on a social media account to taunt me, she clearly was not fit to re-enter society and had fooled the doctors. She still wanted me to be "the joker to my Harley Quinn."

I was with a friend of mine at the time, a sort of punk-rock model from London and I told her the story, she had an idea so we both got half-naked under my bed covers and sent her the picture, pretty much as a "fuck you." She told me I broke her heart and never spoke to me again and to be honest I'm glad. Maybe it was a dick move to send the fake after-sex picture but tbf she was a fucking killer. I did end up with that model very briefly, but that's another story.

So that's my story, I almost met up with a psycho killer who wanted to turn me into a killer as well.

This is some r/TIFU type shit.

Reminds me of the /nosleep subreddit.

Reminds me of the /tldr subreddit.

What the fuck?

Yeah it was a pretty crazy two months, moral of the story, don't meet up with girls you don't know from the internet.

Oh.

You have no idea how relevant an online dating story is to this place at this point in time. Everything's hopefully under control here, though.

And, I'm glad you made it out of there okay. Welcome!

This is part of the reason I don't do Online dating (And why Laura and I keep our relationship mostly IC). There is some crazy Schmidt out there.
Glad you made it out alive eh.

MJDoom wrote:

Yeah it was a pretty crazy two months, moral of the story, don't meet up with girls you don't know from the internet.

Don't tarnish the pure and awesome friendship that I have with Cam! If anything, I'm the freak in the pair, and she knows that well!

Moongoose McQueen wrote:

MJDoom wrote:

Yeah it was a pretty crazy two months, moral of the story, don't meet up with girls you don't know from the internet.

Don't tarnish the pure and awesome friendship that I have with Cam! If anything, I'm the freak in the pair, and she knows that well!

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Damn right!

Are there any articles in any sort of local news publication that substantiate the details of this story?

Keelan Cetinich wrote:

Cameron Ella Ava wrote:

Moongoose McQueen wrote:

MJDoom wrote:

Yeah it was a pretty crazy two months, moral of the story, don't meet up with girls you don't know from the internet.

Don't tarnish the pure and awesome friendship that I have with Cam! If anything, I'm the freak in the pair, and she knows that well!

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Damn right!

SHAAAADDEE. 

Thanks, yeah if I had gone through with the meeting up I probably wouldn't be sitting here right now, and my friend might be around either. She looked a lot like Ruby from Once Upon A Time.

And to Y2Impact, I don't know, it wasn't a local event since I live in the west midlands and she lived in Runcorn, I never heard about it on the news so maybe they were being quiet about things because of her age and the nature of the crimes. I don't know but if there is anything it would be from around 2013 or 2014.

That is nuts.  I had some crazy stories from when I was young and did the whole internet dating thing too, but nothing that severe.  

The closest thing I've ever had to a 'crazy ex' was a stalker that I never even dated.  Since you offered the opportunity to share insane stories I think I'll share mine.

It all started sophomore or junior year of high school.  I forget which since it's been awhile, but it was probably junior year.  I'd cultivated a clique of lunch friends over the previous years and ended up having a lunch period that none of them had.  I was a quiet type anyway so I had no problem eating alone.  It eventually changed but for a good month or so I went to lunch, ate, and then went to the back cafeteria door and just got all zen looking outside.  One day I hear someone talking.  I don't know who she's talking to since I didn't know her from Eve, so I assumed she was just having a one sided conversation with someone who wouldn't answer.  For about a week this girl kept talking to the back of my head without me even knowing about it until someone finally told her my name.  I turn and there's this very tall girl sitting on the wall on the handicap ramp behind me.  She asked me why I never answer back.  Justifiably unnerved I replied "I don't know who the fuck you are and had no clue you were talking to me."  She laughed it off and continued talking to me so I decided to be cordial and talk back.  I'm not an attractive guy so I figured there was no harm in her attention. We talked, got to know one another a bit, got comfortable speaking to one another and she started dumping her life story on me about things I wont discuss here and the fact that her aunt and uncle that she lives with don't really like her that much.  I showed empathy and apparently she took that as something more.

Time passed and she started popping up in other places and kind of shoehorning herself into my social circles. Nobody liked her, but I always attracted the misfit toys of the world so I showed patience with her initially.  She did get annoying fast though, and again that's coming from a guy whose always tried to befriend social outcasts.  She got very physical, and not in like a sweet way.  We ended up in a class together where tables were grouped in fours.  She ended up in my group and annoyed everyone including me.  This was when the first red flag popped up.  My friend at the table told me about how she ended up getting his number somewhere and now she calls and whine and get extremely aggressive when he finally got annoyed with her or if he turned down a sexual advance.  I ignored it.  After all, we were platonic friends and I never put out any feelers to suggest otherwise.  Like a dumb teen in a slasher flick I ignored the harbinger.  At one point while trying to goof around she nearly ripped off one of my ears in class.  The teacher had her switch groups, and even now as I type this out I marvel at how elementary school it all sounds.

She moved from group to group, annoying each one to the point that everyone kicked her out.  She spent her time in class yelling across the room to our group and it got so distracting that the teacher pulled my table aside after class one day and gave us the ultimatum that we had to take her back or otherwise she's going to have to retool her entire class dynamic.  We all declined.  My teacher, the professional in this situation, says to me 'but she loves you.'  I remember feeling my face turn red with both embarrassment and anger as I told her that the feeling wasn't reciprocated.  She tried to backpedal the comment, but it was clear what she meant.  It was at this point that my group turned on me and tried to get me to switch groups just to keep her out. I didn't budge and she landed back at our table.

Toward the end of the year she ended up on the annual committee. She showed up in my art class one day and handed out yearbooks and encouraged everyone to start signing one another's, much to our teacher's chagrin.  I did the name and number thing in a few books, somehow she either slipped hers in or got my number out of someone else's because she called that night.  She discussed boys she liked at school, and asked me who I liked.  I told her and she immediately got belligerent about it.  After she chastised me for boring her with my crushes and told me that I'd never have a chance I told her to fuck off.  I got her mad enough to cry because at this point I really didn't want to see or talk to her again.  I told her to lose my number and hung up.

THE VERY NEXT FUCKING DAY she calls me after avoiding me at school and apologizes.  Somehow I haven't caught on that this girl has any romantic interest in me and haven't vied to change my home number.  So we talk and this goes on for awhile. Even after we leave high school she'd pop up and call now and again, talk about boys, get mad at me for talking about girls or when I encouraged her to pursue these boys or told her about dates I'd went on.  She started lying about having sex with these boys and almost every conversation would end the same with her getting mad or me getting frustrated with her for being too sensitive or clingy for no apparent reason.

   While still in high school she invited me to her birthday party, which no one else showed up to (and I began to question if they were even invited), to prom, and other events where she tried to coax me into a boyfriend position.  I rejected everything that didn't feel platonic.  Her eagerness for prom in particular started planting the idea in my mind that she was indeed in love with me.  She promised if I went with her that her guardians would buy the limo, foot the bill on a tux, and pay for tickets.  This was too forward for me.  It was at this point that one of my best friends imparted his wisdom on the situation in me and told me to fuck her and she'd go away.  I told him that was gross, but every time I brought up her drama it was always his answer to the problem.

Anyway, while in college she'd call. Again, we'd commiserate about being single and share secrets and in my eyes she became like an annoying kid sister. In her eyes I became an object of affection and lust. I never pick up on when girls like me because they rarely do and I'm almost convinced I was in complete denial at this point.  So I tell her a huge secret about myself after she coerces me with guilt after telling me something horrible and traumatizing about her life.  It was of a sexual nature and I regret ever telling her.

Time passes and it becomes clearer and clearer to this dummy that she likes me.  It also becomes clear that she doesn't have anyone else.  She even tells me a story about how a foster parent 'abandoned' her after her aunt and uncle stepped in as legal guardians.  It becomes clear to me that she saw him as more than a father figure and that he alienated her for all the right reasons.  Again, I try and distance myself from her in that regard. I try and push her on other friends, when she suggests hanging out I bring up having a group activity with some of my friends, etc. etc.  One day she finds an innocent enough sounding 'in' though.  I tell her I own My Cousin Vinny on DVD.  She claims she's never seen it and says she wants to come over.  The day before she comes over she e-mails me asking me if I want to be friends with benefits.  I think she's either ignorant to what that means or is legitimately crazy.  I say no thank you and maybe we shouldn't hang out if that's what she wants.  She doesn't reply, and may not have read the e-mail until after but I somehow doubt it  Seeing as how I'm legally blind I can't drive, and seeing as how she's lazy and broke she doesn't. So her guardians drop her off and I immediately notice that she's dressed in a way that she knows would get my attention on any other girl.  It's subtle to anyone else because they don't know about my secret, but she knows and I see it in her eyes that she did this intentionally.  Speaking of, she's tried to gussy herself up to look pretty, which resulted in her plucking out all of her eyebrows and drawing on new ones and putting on makeup with what appears to be the motor skills of a six year old.  I still live at home and my mom's home.  I say 'let's watch this in the living room'.  My mom says no for whatever reason.  Side bar; I'm pretty sure my mom liked this girl and didn't see through her bullshit.  So we go into my room (my mom prompting us to shut the door behind us).  I do, and I turn around and she's sprawled out on my bed with the closest thing to a come hither stare as you can get with drawn on Joker eyebrows.  She mentions the thing that she knows I'm attracted to and I ignore her and put on the movie, opting to sit at my computer desk while it plays.

Soon after my mom leaves unannounced and I realize I'm fucking stranded.  The girl, let's call her Amy, asks me to sit on the bed with her.  I decline.  She starts begging all kiddy like and I ignore her and tell her to watch the movie.  She tells me to pause the movie.  I'm using my Playstation 2 as a DVD player so I get up to go get the controller.  I sit at the foot of the bed because that's as far as the cord will go. She starts trying to tickle my sides with her toes.  I scoot up the bed, which was a mistake, because she pulls me on top of her and starts tickling my sides.  Again, this girl is built like Paul Bunyan.  She has me on reach and height, and while she's not fat, she's still built like a linebacker.  She starts teasing me in a way that involves the secret and I start hearing my friend's voice in my head say 'fuck her and she'll go away'.  I start to think 'is this what rape is like?' when I suddenly feel her hands start tugging on my belt buckle.  I'm immobilized and almost fully resigned to the fate of being raped by this girl when my new cell phone rings.  She gets distracted, I see the loop hole to save myself and lunge off of the bed and toward my cell phone.  It's another female friend, one I actually like and ended up dating.  She offers to pick me up for lunch.  I say 'fuck yeah, but we have company'.  I didn't tell her who but I knew better than to leave this psycho in my house alone.  Other female friend, let's call her Sandy, picks Amy and I up.  Amy goes for the back seat so I jump in shotgun.  All the way to eat she's tickling me from behind, trying to grab me, and Sandy's like 'what the fuck?'.  We get to the restaurant and eat.  I let Sandy corner her into the booth while I take the other side.  Still, she does everything in her power to try and touch me.  We get up to pay and Amy says 'I haven't got any money'. I say 'guess you're washing dishes'. She proceeds to pull out a change purse and count out what had to be 15 bucks in quarters, dimes and nickles.  While she does so Sandy mouths the words 'I hate you' in my direction.  I shrug and smile, and then offer to ditch Amy with a non-verbal thumb toward the door.  Sandy either ignores or doesn't catch on.  She drives us back to my place immediately.  Luckily my mom was back.  I tell her to drive Amy home.  My mom asks why, Amy objects, and I say 'I've got  homework to do' and that's the end of that.  Or so I think.

As soon as Amy gets home she e-mails me how much she hates me and how I must have a baby dick and how I'm the scum of the earth.  I e-mail back that she can go fuck herself and that she has no point of reference to my dick size and never will despite her best efforts.  I tell her once again to lose my number and to fuck off, this time with the threat of calling the cops for attempted rape.  She replies immediately apologizing and begging to still be friends.  I reply with a huge fuck off and die along with some of the worst things I've ever said to a human being.  She disappears,save an attempt at messaging me on yahoo (thank god that's gone) and calling my house before the landlines were taken out (thank god that's gone too).  I've had a few run ins in public with her, one of which included her chasing me through a Walmart, and another where she ran across a Staples to ask me if she knows me before pretending to remember my name.  Both times I tell her she's a miserable human being and that she needs to leave me alone.

She starts dating a friend from high school, and I'm paranoid enough to believe she's doing so just to get a link to me through social media.  Soon enough she's replying to every post I make on someone's page with a 'haha, good one' or 'you're so clever'.  So I block her boyfriend and all other connected mutual friends for awhile, only to learn later that she went batshit on him as well shortly after.  So yeah, paranoia vindicated.  I haven't heard from her in awhile and I hope it stays that way.  

Because of her I no longer trust others with anything intimate or secret, I no longer give out my cell phone number, and I rarely go to certain Staples because I know that she probably still works there.  Anyway, another Candle rant over.

Damn dude.

Interesting story, was a good read and made me laugh a little. I get the feeling she was just a crazy girl who wanted to get laid and got attached to you.

I got reminded on a shorter story that happened to a friend of mine, he's gay as hell but back then he presented himself as straight and was very much in the mindset of "if I fuck girls nobody will know I'm gay" but yeah, everyone knew already.

I should mention this now openly gay guy was formerly the most promiscuous person I've ever met, at one point in time he had messaged every single woman on a dating site and had met up with literally 700 of them. According to him many of them turned out to be trans but he didn't mind.

So basically what happened was that he was with this girl, I don't remember her name but she must have weighed more than Nia Jax and had pretty noticeable braces, though tbf he's no looker either. They go to his room to play video games and things start getting heavy, they make out and one thing leads to another and she's going down on him. About ten minutes in his dad rushes in to ask him something and the girl jumps up not wanting to get caught. They got caught alright.

My friend screamed out in pain as his foreskin had gotten stuck in her braces and when she lifted her head up so fast she had made a huge gash in his dick and tore off part of the skin. Everybody screams, he's in the worst pain of his life, his dad doesn't know what to do and she's crying. In the end he had to have corrective surgery and lost his foreskin and they never spoke again.

Not long after that he would start dating guys.