Drake Jaeger
Posts : 226
Age : 38
Hailing From : Japan(town, Canada)
Status : Wait til they get a load of me.
 |  Subject: The Late Drake Jaeger Happy Birthday Thread  January 1st 2017, 2:00 am | |
| Because you pieces of shit couldn't be bothered to stop stuffing your faces and turn your attention away from a bunch of greasy New Yorkers stuffed into Times Square drunkenly waiting for a big lite-brite to drop, it would seem my Birthday went unnoticed.
I have feelings too, you know. I'm not just some incredibly athletic, strikingly handsome piece of meat that you only pay attention to when you feel like watching a 5 Star match or merely the only entertaining part of any show that takes place every week.
Whatever, man, I don't need you. I don't need ANY of you. And after you people come crawling, begging for forgiveness when I become King InterWire Jaeger, I will bitch slap the soul from your body and make you never forget the day you crossed me.
Love,
Drake "Drake Jaeger" Jaeger |
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Jamie O'Hara
Voltage
Posts : 1640
Age : 30
Hailing From : Melbourne, Australia
Status : Dejected. Inspired.
| | Subject: Re: The Late Drake Jaeger Happy Birthday Thread January 1st 2017, 2:01 am | |
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Moongoose McQueen
Voltage
Posts : 758
Status : Whether I go or not, I'll die anyway. I have an organ more important than my heart. Although you can't see it, I feel it going through my head down to my feet, and I know it exists within me. It lets me stand on my feet, it lets me walk forward without trembling. If I stop here, I feel like it would break... My soul will break.
| | Subject: Re: The Late Drake Jaeger Happy Birthday Thread January 1st 2017, 3:07 am | |
| Quick! Someone get this guy a Wah-bulance! WAH WAH WAH! |
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showster26
Dynasty
Posts : 1988
Age : 36
Hailing From : The Great State Of California
Status : #HardWork
| | Subject: Re: The Late Drake Jaeger Happy Birthday Thread January 1st 2017, 3:12 am | |
| Hey no one said anything for my birthday but you won't find me complaining. Sorry, happy birthday may it be a great one.
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Jack Ripley
Showdown
Posts : 209
Hailing From : Sin City
Status : Place Your Bets!
| | Subject: Re: The Late Drake Jaeger Happy Birthday Thread January 1st 2017, 3:23 am | |
| I didn't know you were given birth to |
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Amadeus
Voltage
Posts : 625
Status : The Nightmare is over; the dream lives on ...
| | Subject: Re: The Late Drake Jaeger Happy Birthday Thread January 1st 2017, 6:43 pm | |
| Read the title of this thread and thought 2016 has claimed one last celebrity. Needless to say I'm horribly disappointed.
Hugs & Kisses with Best Wishes
ONI |
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