well, let's make this thread in here....

It's basically a title match. If you already see DDT, it's pretty much the same as DDT Ironman Heavymetalweight Championship that can be defended anytime, anywhere with anyone and anything and that includes animals, non-existent thing or inanimate objects. here I show you the example.

Person A:
Randy Orton hits John Cena with an RKO and pinned him to victory
Winner: Randy Orton

Person B:
Randy Orton slipped in the turnbuckle when he celebrates while the title belt is on top of him. The referee counts for a pin.
Winner: Hardcore Championship Title.

Well, pretty much like that. It's more like parody or something. Okay, starts from me.

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The title is announced at the beginning.
Winner: Vacant

Dean Ambrose catches Hornswoggle taking a shit and flushes him down the toilet. Hornswoggle is under the toilet. Referee counts for the pin!

WINNER: Toilet

Dean Ambrose is taking a shit in that toilet, means that the referee should count the pin

Winner: Dean Ambrose.

Renee Young is fucking Dean Ambrose and gets on him for missionary. The ref counts the pin!

WINNER: Renee Young

-Hornswoggle comes back from under the toilet and rolls up Renee Young.  Ref counts.

Winner:Hornswoggle

Hornswoggle is walking on the street when he is attacked by a rabid dog. The dog jumps on Hornswoggle and tackles him down. The ref makes the cover!

WINNER: Dog

Dog walks into an alley to celebrate his title win. Cat jumps out from the dumpster with a rotten fish in his mouth. He clogs the dog's nose with the fish and throws him down. Cat goes for the cover and the ref counts.

Winner: Cat

An evil veterinarian catches the cat and euthanizes it. The vet covers the cat for the pin. The ref counts. The vet takes his mask off and... IT WAS HORNSWOGGLE.

WINNER: Hornswoggle (2)

-Hornswoggle trying to find somewhere to hide is suddenly gets laid out from a out of the blue elbow drop from...SHANE MCMAHON.  Ref covers.


Winner:Shane McMahon

-Shane McMahon tries to escape on his private jet, but there's a problem. The jet can't take off, and he's waiting, losing his mind nervous as all fuck. He gets up and runs to the cockpit and yells "WHATS THE PROBLEM!?" He puts his hand on the pilot's shoulder, spins him around in his chair and reveals the mask of DARTH VADER!!! Vader chokes Shane out with the force, covers him and the ref counts.

WINNER: Darth Vader

While Darth Vader walks, he falls down and right next to him is a ladder that falls on Vader! Vader chokes and a ref appears and counts!

1.....2...3!!

Winner: Ladder (1)

The ladder is being used at the White House to do some repairs. Barack Obama walks out and tears off his suit and poses and shows off his muscles. He grabs the ladder and throws it down and begins to hump it. The referee counts.

Winner: Barack Obama

Obama is doing a press conference about equality in America, when suddenly the lights go out. Rammstein begins playing and the lights flash dimly, revealing the ghost of Adolph Hitler on stage with Obama. He hits Obama with a chair and pins him. The ref counts.

Winner: Adolph Hitler's ghost.

The referee quickly turns to Adolf Hitler's ghost and reveals to him that he used to be a member of the Ghostbusters. He then reveals some of his old ghost hunting weapons that knocks Adolf Hitler's ghost to the ground. He puts his hand hovering over his shoulder and begins to make the count for himself.

Winner: The Referee

The referee sells the belt on eBay because he needs money.

Winner: A random guy from eBay.

Chuck Norris comes to the buyer's door and his greatness is enough to knock the fuck out of the guy. Chuck Norris put his biggest toe for the cover and takes the belt

Winner: CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS

Chuck Norris is signing an autograph for someone and then that someone punches him out and pins him. It's the only man that can do that to Chuck Norris

Winner: Bruce Lee's Ghost

GHOSTBUSTER ATTTACK! Bruce Lee's ghost was slowly getting zapped and then a ladder fell on him! The ref is counting! 1...2...3!

Winner: Ladder(2)

The ladder is in a garage when a woman in her 40s walks in. She picks up the ladder, sets it up and climbs to the top. She reaches up to the ceiling to change the lightbulb, when all of a sudden a golden retriever runs through the garage followed by a small boy. The boy runs into the ladder, the ladder tips over and the woman falls off. She lands on the floor, but not before cracking her head on the bumper of the car in the garage. She lays on the ground bleeding from the skull while the boy is on the ground as well. The boy's arm is across the ladder and the ref runs in and counts.

Winner: Small Boy

Dovahkiin comes out of the computer screen and Fus Ro Dahs the Boy. He then walks up to the body, covers and wins

Winner: Dovahkiin!

"Sweet n' Sour" Larry Sweeney returns from the dead, falling from heaven, and dropping a 12 Large Elbow Drop on Dovahkiin on the way down. and hits him with the ICW-ICWA Texarkanna Television Title one good time for good measure before taking the cover and booking it towards an exit.


Winner: Larry Sweeney

Sweeney books it towards the exit. But runs into a metal pole. A dog sees him and covers him

Winner: Dog

The dog runs out to the street and gets hit a by a 1995 Mercury Sable. The driver stops the car, but leaves it on top of the dog. The ref counts.

Winner: 1995 Mercury Sable

The driver behind the 1995 Mercury Sable drives off the intersection as incoming police cars approach by. The car continues to stir out of control and far ahead is an academy school. The driver accelerates the car further, jumps off the car, and the Mercury Sable runs over a man wearing a white veil. IT WAS ALEX ANDERSON! Anderson soars way up high in the air and crashes on top of the car, and the referee begins to count.

Winner: Alex Anderson

Suddenly, Ecto 1 rear ends the '95 Mercury Sable, flinging Alex off of the hood, landing flat on his back on the pavement.  Out jump the Chicago Division Ghostbusters cosplayers.  They all dog pile on top of Anderson for the 3 count.  Post-pinfall, they shove the Hi-C Ecto Cooler recipe into his mouth before skit-scatting down the street to the 80's cartoon outro theme.


Winners: Ghostbusters: Chicago Division.