Disney serves papers to Magical Blue Dolphin with Wings for likeness rights and copyright infringement on behalf of one Little Mermaid, despite her resembling him very little.  But Disney's lawyers are good enough to pull a lawsuit out of a whole new world.

Winners: The Law Office of Huey, Dewey, and Louie McDuck Esq.

Leonardo DeCaprio shoots them all with a 12-gauge and pins all 3 of them for the ghost referee to count it

Winner: Leonardo DeCaprio

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Leo and knocks him 6 feet deep into the ground. After digging for some time, he makes the pin on Leo and the ground.

Winner: Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris randomly passes out. The Angel of Death descends upon Chuck for the pin.

Winner: Angel of Death

The Angel of Death scratches an itch and accidentally kills self.  Clu Gulager shows up from his latest scifi b-movie shoot and pins the reaper.

Winner: Clu Gulager

The ghost of the referee has now found his sixth dragon ball in a rain forest. Meanwhile, late at night, Clu Gulager is walking down a street. Up on a rooftop, a shadowed figure stands, barely illuminated by the moon. He jumps down and drop kicks Clu Gulager. The man pins and the ghost of the referee returns to count. The man stands and reveals himself to be Batman.

Winner: Batman

*Batman is shown wandering in the alleys of Chicago.  Out of no where Chief Keef and his crew jumps him.  Batman manages to beat all there asses but before you know it Joker knocks him out with a lead pipe. Ref counts.


Winner: JOKER

*A rip in the space-time continuum happens, and the Flashpoint Joker arrives. After a fifteen minute duel, Flashpoint Joker out-duels the original Joker. Then, after seeing her son, Bruce, alive, she reverts back to her sane self and pins Joker.

Winner: Martha Wayne

Brett Kennedy arrives in a spaceship while everyone argues what his height should be. He boots Martha Wayne's head off and pins her body

Winner: Brett Kennedy

Dean Ambrose immediately signs up for EAW and makes a wrestler named 'Jon Moxley'. He beats Kennedy in his first ever EAW match

Winner: Jon Moxley

Seth Rollins joins EAW and makes a wrestler named Tyler Black, Tyler Black beats Moxley and rides off with the title.

Winner: Tyler Black

On the top of Mount Everest, the ghost of the referee finds the seventh dragon ball and he is ready to make his wish. Meanwhile, Tyler Black is celebrating with some fans until one fan kicks him in the shin. Tyler Black falls to the ground in pain and the man who covers him is Tyrion Lannister. The ghost of the referee appears to count.

Winner: Tyrion Lannister

Tyrion Lannister is spotted going to a bar. As soon as he steps aside, a sword is thrown and it pierces his head completely. Tyrion falls lifelessly on the floor, and Jaime Lannister makes the pin.

Winner: Jaime Lannister

Tony Rolland joins EAW under the name 'NotTonyRolland'.  Tony puts Jaime into the '4th Walls of Jericho' for a tap-out victory after grazing the capslock with his pinkie on accident.

wINNER: tONY rOLLAND

Tony Rolland is celebrating with some gangsters in a strip club. Out of nowhere, somebody drives a Monster Truck through the wall and hits Tony Rolland. The driver is TLA and he jumps out and pins Tony Rolland while he gets a lap dance from a stripper named Kimbo.

Winner: TLA

TLA turns around and is blindsided by TLA! What! He looks around as pulls a mask off revealing the first TLA to be an imposter TLA! TLA rolls the imposter up for the one two three!

Winner: TLA

TLA walks away and pulls out a gun, shooting at the sky in victory. Suddenly, a white police officer storms straight at TLA and spears him down to the ground. TLA is left paralyzed, and the cop goes for the pin.

Winner: White Police Officer

Sting descends from the rafters and lays out the honky cop man with his baseball bat. But whose side is he on!?!

Winner: Sting

Sting gets stung by a bee. Stung falls unconscious to the ground, and the bee settle upon him.

Winner: Bee

The bee can't move, referees check up on it and hold the X sign up...The title is stripped...

Winner: Vacated

Andrew Dice Clay wins the vacated title out of a claw machine.  OH!

Winner: The Dice Man

The ghost of the referee has finally gathered all 7 dragon balls. He summons Shenron and wishes to be brought back to life. His body becomes solid again. The referee uses the second wish to make it where super hot girls can't stay away from him. A crowd of strippers soon gather around the referee and they won't go away. The referee approaches The Dice Man. The Dice Man gets slapped by several of the strippers until he falls to the ground. The referee makes the pin and counts for himself. He holds up the hardcore title belt as a 3 time Hardcore Champion. After his long journey he is now alive, champion, and covered in bitches.

Winner: The Referee (3)

The referee is struck by lightning.

Winner: lightning

The referee wasn't pinned.

Winner and still champion: Referee (3)

The referee after being struck by lightning gains super powers. However, his super powers cannot save him from losing a battle rap to Hunter Moore. While Sage is dissing the referee Nana Moore sneaks up on the referee and sits on him with so much weight not even his super strength can kick out.

Winner: Nana Moore