Y2Impact wrote:

Hey, you can never aspire to write as well as me. The next best thing would be to plagiarize my character description, right? Right. (;

[im not reaally plagiarizing anything cuz thats a pretty common gimmick and is frankly unoriginal. so i deiced to add my own original spin on it.

I know how to fight in real life but first let me join a fake wrestling company. mmkk

That isn't even a fucking gimmick, you dumb fuck. It's essentially an explanation of the events that led me to my current character arc. If you knew your history as opposed to acting like a little misinformed troll dipshit on the forums who constantly disrespects people, you'd know that I don't even have a "gimmick". Congratulations on showing everyone your inferiority complex by plagiarizing what I wrote when you most-assuredly know you can never reach me on any other level.

ArtStyle wrote:

I know how to fight in real life but first let me join a fake wrestling company. mmkk

they call me ryu

Y2Impact wrote:

That isn't even a fucking gimmick, you dumb fuck. It's essentially an explanation of the events that led me to my current character arc. If you knew your history as opposed to acting like a little misinformed troll dipshit on the forums who constantly disrespects people, you'd know that I don't even have a "gimmick". Congratulations on showing everyone your inferiority complex by plagiarizing what I wrote when you most-assuredly know you can never reach me on any other level.

you're just saying that becuase you're jealous of the genius of my gimmick and you're pissed off that you didn't think of it first.

honestly i wouldnt expect you to understand it. you need quite the advanced mind to understand such a genius gimmick like mine.

sadly imp is too much a bitch is too busy hiding behind his computer screen and doesnt have the balls to come fight me like a real man would. too bad he isnt as cool or as intergalactic like i am

Y2Impact, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.

I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your gimmick, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest.

I don’t hate you, Imp. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back.

I hate this idea that you’re the best. Because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am and that’s kissing your own ass.
You’re as good as kissing your own ass as yourself was. I don’t know if you’re as good as yourslef though. He’s a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.

Whoops! I’m breaking the fourth wall! (Dachs waves to the camera)

I am the best internet wrestler/"troll" in the world.

I’ve been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And I’ve been vilified and hated since that day because Venom saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That’s right, I’m a Venom guy. You know who else was a Venom guy? The original Maxwell Dachs. And he split just like I’m splitting. But the biggest difference between me and the original Maxwell Dachs is I’m going to leave with your gimmick.

I’ve grabbed so many of Y 2. Impact's brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that there just that, they’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me!

And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on your lovely little collector cups. I’m not on the cover of the program. I’m barely promoted. I don't get to be in movies. I’m certainly not on any crappy show on the EAW Network. I’m not on the poster of Pain for Pride. I’m not on the signature that’s produced at the start of the show. I’m not on Conan O’Brian. I’m not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be.

This isn’t sour grapes. But the fact that Kerry Keller is in the main event at Pain for Pride next year and I’m not makes me sick!

Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you’re the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You’re the ones that buy those programs that my face isn’t on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face and get an autograph and try to sell it on Ebay because you’re too lazy to go get a real job.

I’m leaving with your gimmick on June 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it on Reddit. Maybe…I’ll go back to the Simulation Hockey League.

(Dachs looks at the camera and waves)

Hey, Rider Clitsome, how you doing?

The reason I’m leaving is you people. Because after I’m gone, you’re still going to pour money into this company. I’m just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. Y2Impact is going to make money despite himself. He’s a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You know why he’s not a billionaire? Because he surrounds himself with glad-handed, non-sensical, douchebag (censored)  yes men, like like himself who’s going to tell him everything he wants to hear, and I’d like to think that maybe this company will better after y2Impact is b&. But the fact is, it’s going to be taken over by his idiotic daughter and his doofus son-in-law and the rest of his stupid family.

Let me tell you a personal story about Y2IMpact alright. We do this whole (anti) bully campaign

(mic cuts off.)

My tolerance is low. I've tried to stomach you but you're getting ahead of yourself, Kimbo. I have no problems with you but you're stirring up something that shouldn't be stirred. This isn't me defending Imp or anything, this is just me being a mod on here and making sure that everyone is enjoying themselves. If you find enjoyment in this, that's fine but you have to keep it to a minimum. I've talked to you about this before and I'm not going to tell you again. I know you're joking but you're taking the joke too far and it's troublesome having to go through six pages of this. Please understand what I'm saying.

I'm going to be locking this thread too.