Special thanks to Y2Impact for sort of defending me on this. And calling Kimbo out on his BS.

This might be the most pointless thread in the history of pointless threads in eaw

Dark Demon wrote:

This might be the most pointless thread in the history of pointless threads in eaw

Even more pointless than the Spam Thread I made for the purpose of spamming last year?

like i said, if anyone has a problem with me they can come deal with it to my fucking face like a goddamn man. i will fight anyone who shows up.

come get me

1816 SE Salmon St
Portland, OR  97214-3828
United States

I looked up your house on google earth. Is that creepy? 

xkimbo wrote:

like i said, if anyone has a problem with me they can come deal with it to my fucking face like a goddamn man. i will fight anyone who shows up.

come get me

1816 SE Salmon St
Portland, OR  97214-3828
United States

this is basically the equivalent of saying "say it to my face!!11" no one is going to give you their address or travel to your house to fight you over an online dispute, let alone one on an e-fed forum.

If I lived in Oregon I'd burglarize Kimbo's house. Twice.

its not my fault imp is too much of a pussy to come face me like a man. he can't handle the power of dachslemania and won't face me man to man in a real life street fight.

Charlie Scene wrote:

If I lived in Oregon I'd burglarize Kimbo's house. Twice.

Which would probably be the equivalent to robbing El Landerson's house... Twice

xkimbo wrote:

its not my fault imp is too much of a pussy to come face me like a man. he can't handle the power of dachslemania and won't face me man to man in a real life street fight.

You aren't built for the heavyweight fight, pal.

#6reignz

Y2Impact wrote:

xkimbo wrote:

its not my fault imp is too much of a pussy to come face me like a man. he can't handle the power of dachslemania and won't face me man to man in a real life street fight.

You aren't built for the heavyweight fight, pal.

#6reignz

you know where i live faggot. come on over and see you punk ass bitch.

xkimbo wrote:

Y2Impact wrote:

xkimbo wrote:

its not my fault imp is too much of a pussy to come face me like a man. he can't handle the power of dachslemania and won't face me man to man in a real life street fight.

You aren't built for the heavyweight fight, pal.

#6reignz

you know where i live faggot. come on over and see you punk ass bitch.

We've been over this. Nobody is going to come to your house. You are insignificant to everyone else aside from yourself and you project your insecurities on others with nonsensical trolling that you think is funny and actually isn't. No one gives a fuck about you, you are unimportant, and this will continue to be the case. Live with it. I've reiterated this multiple times. Continue with this and see where it leads you... most likely back to Reddit, honestly.

Y2Impact wrote:

xkimbo wrote:

Y2Impact wrote:

xkimbo wrote:

its not my fault imp is too much of a pussy to come face me like a man. he can't handle the power of dachslemania and won't face me man to man in a real life street fight.

You aren't built for the heavyweight fight, pal.

#6reignz

you know where i live faggot. come on over and see you punk ass bitch.

We've been over this. Nobody is going to come to your house. You are insignificant to everyone else aside from yourself and you project your insecurities on others with nonsensical trolling that you think is funny and actually isn't. No one gives a fuck about you, you are unimportant, and this will continue to be the case. Live with it. I've reiterated this multiple times. Continue with this and see where it leads you... most likely back to Reddit, honestly.

bullshit imp. NOW YOU LISTEN HER BROTHER! THATS JUST WHAT A COMMIE BASTARD LIEK YOU WOULD SAY BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT THEY CAN'T MATCH ME IN A PHYSICAL CONTESTyoukikefuckimp. AND ILL HAvE TOU KNOW THAT DACHSLEMANIA IS GLOBAL AND VERY IMPORTANT I ASSURE YOU. NOW LIKE I SAID BEFORE BROTHER. EITHER YOU COME FIGHT ME LIKE A REAL MAN WOULD BROTEHR OR YOU SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE BROTHER. BaCK UP YOUR WORDS WITH PHYCiSIACAL VIOLENCE OR SHUT THE FUCK UP BROTEHR! AND YOU CAN BELLLIVE THAT BROTEHR. BECAUSE STONE COLD KIMBO SAYS SO BROTEHR.

............I kinda think Maxwell is insane.

xkimbo wrote:

like i said, if anyone has a problem with me they can come deal with it to my fucking face like a goddamn man. i will fight anyone who shows up.

come get me

1816 SE Salmon St
Portland, OR  97214-3828
United States

I ordered a pizza to your house. You're welcome.

oh mate what kind is it?

xkimbo wrote:

oh mate what kind is it?

It's a surprise.

TLA wrote:

xkimbo wrote:

oh mate what kind is it?

It's a surprise.

can i see the receipt so i can know what time it gets here?

xkimbo wrote:

TLA wrote:

xkimbo wrote:

oh mate what kind is it?

It's a surprise.

can i see the receipt so i can know what time it gets here?

No I cancelled it and sent it to Imp instead cuz you were asking too many questions.

TLA wrote:

xkimbo wrote:

TLA wrote:

xkimbo wrote:

oh mate what kind is it?

It's a surprise.

can i see the receipt so i can know what time it gets here?

No I cancelled it and sent it to Imp instead cuz you were asking too many questions.

rip my pizza 

found in imp's bunghole: 

This has gone ridiculous. I just wanted to have fun and use Hogan transcripts and replace WWF names with EAW names, but this is bad.

i fleshed out my gimmick:

Maxwell Dachs has elaborately plotted out his return to EAW after suffering a defeat in consecutive falls to El Landerson at Pain for Pride. He has rigorously rehabbed multiple lingering injuries that became a major detriment to his return in 2015 and affected him in his matches, continuing to keep his name in the public eye of EAW under the guise of EAW Intergalactic Champion. He was told by his doctors that he'd never wrestle again, repeatedly seeking other opinions and getting the response that his injuries were too severe to ever step foot in the squared circle as an active competitor again. Some months before he re-established his presence in EAW at the Grand Rampage and the subsequent Dynasty, the extent of his tenuous rehab allowed him to make a miraculous recovery and return to full strength. Undoubtedly influenced by the way his last run ended, he's become more determined than ever to prove to not only EAW's roster, but himself, that he's everything he once was and more. He had to keep up the appearance of being a company man as the EAW Intergalactic Champion to not give his plot away, in the process creating "Galactic Control" and becoming an accomplice in EAW's transition from "elitist" to "galactics," but he's rejected this transition every step of the way in his mind and seeks to express that externally, dubbing himself "The Last Galactic Champion" because of his unwillingness to defer to the powers that be. What else he has in store, only he knows.


thoughts?

Hey, you can never aspire to write as well as me. The next best thing would be to plagiarize my character description, right? Right. (;