Ah, another day another victory for Chris Elite. I mean not only did I pick up a victory I picked up a career. I told you all what I was going to do and I did just that and more. Jed should of listened to the name of the finisher and protected his neck. Now look at him in a hospital somewhere crying for his foster mother to come take care of him. Me and Big Mike have Dynasty terrified right now and Big Mike didn't even have to get involved just imagine what goes down when he does. Also Eclipse that's how you an end a career not that bullshit you did to Regulator 2 weeks ago. Jed Gannon will never step in the ring with me again.
I mean to be honest I doubt anyone wants to get in the ring with me again after what I did. Victor Adams? He's probably shaking in his boots right now after watching that. He's probably praying Eclipse get's to him before I do just like Eclipse got to Regulator before I did. Listen Victor unlike some of my upcoming opponents I actually know who you are and I'm pretty impressed by what you are able to do... Impressed enough to think you have a chance of beating me? No. but I am impressed. I mean you are also coming off a pretty quick victory yourself I mean of course you didn't do the damage I did but hey you won in a short amount of time. This time though won't be so easy I mean it won't be easy at all Victor. You know it I know it the WORLD knows it Victor the chances of you even getting my back on the mat is slim to none. So imagine what the chances of you beating me are? I mean I might just do you a favor and have Big Mike wrestle for me. So while I respect the effort you'll put into the match (If you even decide to show up) it isn't going to matter.
Now onto the last topic of discussion my fatal four way match on Dynasty. I think it might be time to get the
#WhosMyOppponent trending again this week. To be honest I just think Dynasty management just hand me the people they are to scared to fire and get rid of and just have me make sure they can't get in the ring again. Which I understand firing people can be tough I just hope I get something in return for doing the work for you guys. Now I know me being cocky and asking people who my opponent is might be getting generic. It might be getting boring... Then again nothing Chris Elite does can get boring. Really though it's just being honest. I mean what do you guys want me to do? Do you want me to lie and act like I know my opponent and tell them how much I respect them? Have you guys not heard the saying "God doesn't like liars"? Which pretty much means he doesn't like half the Elitist in EAW and most of the fans in attendance. Now I know my opponents if they even decide to grow a pair and speak up will tell you all and lie to you all talking about how they don't know me knowing damn well they saw what I did on Dynasty on Friday and pissed their pants when they heard they had to get in the ring with me next. I mean it's cool though I respect it I understand some of you have have to lie to the fans to get some type of reaction out of them. Me on the other hand I just act like myself whether they like it or not. Thing is if they don't like me it's because they
KNOW I'm not lying they KNOW I am telling the truth. They
KNOW I am
God's Given Greatness they
KNOW I am
The Fresh Prince of Dynasty just like deep down you guys know. So go ahead call me generic all you want. Tell me I'm way to cocky It's doing nothing but feeding my already huge ego and making me that much more cocky. You guys are just JEALOUS you have no reason to be this cocky. You have no reason to have an ego as big as mine. So I suggest you all go backstage talk to the people of Dynasty and tell them to make this a handicap match because that's the only way you guys have a chance of pinning me. Matter of fact Victor can skip Battleground and get on this too. I'd love to leave this off with a shitty catchphrase but instead I'll just end it with some catchy yet true hashtags...