LEGAL SHIT

Legal Name - 
Age - 
Height and Weight -

History of Illness or Injury -
Current Health -

History of Drug Use -
History of Alcohol Abuse -

*NOTE: The only narcotic substance exempt from this are pain killers. This party is under the assumption that the opposite party is knowledgeable enough to determine what is considered a banned substance and what is not. 

Sexual Preference - 
How Many Partners Have you Slept With -

Past Accomplishments -
Salary -

*NOTE: Failure to comply with any of the above statements will result in possible legal action being taken against the party. Any answers proved, or found out to be false can also result in legal action. If answers provided are found out to be fake after being accepted, you will immediately be dropped as a client. NO EXCEPTIONS.

TO SEE IF WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG

Favorite Food -
Favorite Music Genre -
Favorite Artist/Band -
Favorite Color -

Coke or Pepsi -
Paper or Plastic -
Over or Under -

LEGAL SHIT

Legal Name - Ryan Savage
Age - 30
Height and Weight - 5'11 and 235lbs

History of Illness or Injury - fractured skull, broken collar bone, broken arm, leg, neck torn ACL, 
Current Health - Great Health

History of Drug Use - None to my memory
History of Alcohol Abuse - No

*NOTE: The only narcotic substance exempt from this are pain killers. This party is under the assumption that the opposite party is knowledgeable enough to determine what is considered a banned substance and what is not. 

Sexual Preference - N/A
How Many Partners Have you Slept With - N/A

Past Accomplishments - Fourth Young Lions Cup Holder, 24th New Breed Champion (current)
Salary - $112,787

*NOTE: Failure to comply with any of the above statements will result in possible legal action being taken against the party. Any answers proved, or found out to be false can also result in legal action. If answers provided are found out to be fake after being accepted, you will immediately be dropped as a client. NO EXCEPTIONS.

TO SEE IF WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG

Favorite Food - Pizza
Favorite Music Genre - Rap/Hip-Hop and R&B
Favorite Artist/Band - Kanye West
Favorite Color - Gray 

Coke or Pepsi - Coke
Paper or Plastic - Plastic
Over or Under - Under

Thank you     Ryan Savage    for your application! We will get back to you soon.


NOTE FROM CROSS: Interesting, are you trying to leave Mr. DEDEDE? If you are... smart move.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Actually I saw what you did for Scott and Venom, you should apply your talents for the only true team in EAW 

I don't know if I should apply for this or not.  

LEGAL SHIT

Legal Name - Starr Stan
Age - 45
Height and Weight - 6'0 and 240 lbs

History of Illness or Injury - Broken leg, torn ALC//MLC, multiple concussions, broken neck
Current Health - Pretty decent

History of Drug Use - Past addiction
History of Alcohol Abuse - Past addiction

*NOTE: The only narcotic substance exempt from this are pain killers. This party is under the assumption that the opposite party is knowledgeable enough to determine what is considered a banned substance and what is not. 

Sexual Preference - Straight
How Many Partners Have you Slept With - One in every state of the beautiful US of A

Past Accomplishments - AWC, 2x EAWC, IB, Elite, Tag Team, Hall of Fame
Salary - $56715

*NOTE: Failure to comply with any of the above statements will result in possible legal action being taken against the party. Any answers proved, or found out to be false can also result in legal action. If answers provided are found out to be fake after being accepted, you will immediately be dropped as a client. NO EXCEPTIONS.

TO SEE IF WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG

Favorite Food - Chicken
Favorite Music Genre - Pop punk
Favorite Artist/Band - Four Year Strong
Favorite Color - Carolina Blue

Coke or Pepsi - Water
Paper or Plastic - Plastic
Over or Under - Under

Thank you ___StarrStan___ for your application! We will get back to you soon.

NOTE FROM CROSS: I find it quite alarming that Ryan Savage makes twice the money you do.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 

Thank you  Roberto Ignacious Vendetta III  for your application! We will get back to you soon.


NOTE FROM CROSS: Legally dead? I'm not a man who likes jokes. If you can't compete, I don't want you.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  

LEGAL SHIT

Legal Name - Devan Dubian
Age - 32
Height and Weight - 5'10 and 195 pounds (88 kg)

History of Illness or Injury - Broken Leg, Torn ACL, Fractured Skull, Severe burns and multiple concussions
Current Health - Pretty Swell

History of Drug Use - N/A
History of Alcohol Abuse - N/A

*NOTE: The only narcotic substance exempt from this are pain killers. This party is under the assumption that the opposite party is knowledgeable enough to determine what is considered a banned substance and what is not. 

Sexual Preference - Straight
How Many Partners Have you Slept With - One in every state of the beautiful US of A

Past Accomplishments - New Breed Champion, National Extreme Champion, Elite Champion
Salary - $56,716

*NOTE: Failure to comply with any of the above statements will result in possible legal action being taken against the party. Any answers proved, or found out to be false can also result in legal action. If answers provided are found out to be fake after being accepted, you will immediately be dropped as a client. NO EXCEPTIONS.

TO SEE IF WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG

Favorite Food - Pizza
Favorite Music Genre - Rock
Favorite Artist/Band - AX7
Favorite Color - Blue

Coke or Pepsi - Fruit Punch
Paper or Plastic - Paper
Over or Under - Over

Trying to get a manager to go up with Murrow? I see what stunt you are trying to pull here?  

Acknowledging you need Murrow to win?  but ye, ac has yet to even evaluate me...
 

LEGAL SHIT

Legal Name - Aren Mstislav
Age - 23
Height and Weight -6'2" 220lbs

History of Illness or Injury -Schizophrenia, Broken Ribs
Current Health - Schizophrenia aside, condition is great

History of Drug Use -N/A
History of Alcohol Abuse -N/A

*NOTE: The only narcotic substance exempt from this are pain killers. This party is under the assumption that the opposite party is knowledgeable enough to determine what is considered a banned substance and what is not. 

Sexual Preference - Straight
How Many Partners Have you Slept With -2

Past Accomplishments -EAW Tag Team Champion, First and Last Young Lions Tag Team Cup Holder (w/The Nas)
Salary -$28,368

*NOTE: Failure to comply with any of the above statements will result in possible legal action being taken against the party. Any answers proved, or found out to be false can also result in legal action. If answers provided are found out to be fake after being accepted, you will immediately be dropped as a client. NO EXCEPTIONS.

TO SEE IF WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG

Favorite Food -Steak
Favorite Music Genre -Rock/Metal
Favorite Artist/Band -Decyfer Down
Favorite Color -Red

Coke or Pepsi -Pepsi
Paper or Plastic -Paper
Over or Under -Under

Legal Name - Nigel
Age - Old enough
Height and Weight - Not tall enough, but not too short.

History of Illness or Injury - Where do I even start?
Current Health - In the pink.

History of Drug Use - Zilch
History of Alcohol Abuse - Minor

*NOTE: The only narcotic substance exempt from this are pain killers. This party is under the assumption that the opposite party is knowledgeable enough to determine what is considered a banned substance and what is not.

Sexual Preference - Whatever you want bb.
How Many Partners Have you Slept With - More than you.

Past Accomplishments - More than anyone else who will apply
Salary - 1,000,000 gummi bears a week.

*NOTE: Failure to comply with any of the above statements will result in possible legal action being taken against the party. Any answers proved, or found out to be false can also result in legal action. If answers provided are found out to be fake after being accepted, you will immediately be dropped as a client. NO EXCEPTIONS.

TO SEE IF WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG

Favorite Food - I'll have what you're having.
Favorite Music Genre - I'm all about that bass, 'bout that bass. No treble.
Favorite Artist/Band - Mainly, but not limited to, The Weeknd
Favorite Color - Rainbow.

Coke or Pepsi - Pepsi
Paper or Plastic - Paper
Over or Under - Porque no los dos?

Thank you  Devan Dubian  for your application! We will get back to you soon.

NOTE FROM CROSS: Hmm... you're a good talent, but very injury prone, this is gonna be hard.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        

Thank you  Aren Mstislav  for your application! We will get back to you soon.

NOTE FROM CROSS: Considering my client beat you to a pulp only a few weeks ago, I don't see how this is going to work out, we'll see though.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

Thank you   Nigel   for your application! We will get back to you soon.

NOTE FROM CROSS: Clearly you didn't take this seriously.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       

LEGAL SHIT

Legal Name - Prince Alexanders
Age - 34
Height and Weight - 6'5, 305 lbs

History of Illness or Injury - Broken neck, fractured skull.
Current Health - Alright

History of Drug Use - None
History of Alcohol Abuse - Of course.

*NOTE: The only narcotic substance exempt from this are pain killers. This party is under the assumption that the opposite party is knowledgeable enough to determine what is considered a banned substance and what is not.

Sexual Preference - Straight
How Many Partners Have you Slept With - Scarlett, my gf.

Past accomplishments: In American Wrestling not pro wrestling Best wrestler of the year (2005,2006,2007,2008) Rookie of the year (2001) in pro wrestling: Dominant man (2009) Arm wrestling: Arm wrestler of the year (2001,2002,2003,2004,2005,2006,2007) Hall of famer Class of 2011
Salary - 1,500,621,765

*NOTE: Failure to comply with any of the above statements will result in possible legal action being taken against the party. Any answers proved, or found out to be false can also result in legal action. If answers provided are found out to be fake after being accepted, you will immediately be dropped as a client. NO EXCEPTIONS.

TO SEE IF WE'RE GONNA GET ALONG

Favorite Food - Pizza
Favorite Music Genre - Rock.
Favorite Artist/Band - Not Justin Bieber, Fit 4 rivals!
Favorite Color - Yellow.

Coke or Pepsi - Pepsi
Paper or Plastic - None. Iron, those are my arms.
Over or Under - Uhm, Over.

No trollerino

Y'all too weak.