If you say you don't pick your nose, you're probably lying   

Confess

lol wow

i have a keen sense of smell so when someone smells good i will be near them all the time sniffing them discretely  

I bite my nails and I know you do too.

  

Why wouldn't I pick my nose? Shit's annoying and tissues are useless/a waste.
Even though you guys try to lie I know you all like feet too. 

Also, I know that you've said "you have plans" when you really don't to get out of meeting people.

You've probably peed in the shower too.

I bet you have hoped for some sort of robbery/shoot out to happen where you single-handedly take out the antagonist.

You've gone to the toilet just to wipe.

When a door is closing you try to get through without touching it like Indiana Jones.

Probably had an imaginary conversation where you find yourself winning the argument.

When you turn the lights off downstairs you run like you're being chased.

On at least one occasion, you've thought of something to post on Facebook then had a crisis of confidence on the funniness or coolness of it.

Chances are you'll deny most of this.

Shits the truth  

A lot of people are reading these and are a tad freaked out that we know so much about them.

Lol I agree

In private of course.