nah yeah lets keep going you grogs.

What'd ya get up to this arvo?

What'd ya have for brekky?

How fucked are the fuel prices at the servo lately? 

What's your favourite type of grog mate? 

You a fan of the goon sacks? 

What do you like to have when it's time for smoko?

What type of sauce do you like on your sangers?

Do you wear a pair of togs or a pair of bathers when ya head to the beach?

You ever had a run in with the copper dogs? 

How many dunny's ya got in your house?

What do you do when ya feeling devo lad? 

What makes ya feel better when you're crook?

Best thing to eat at Maccas? 

When's the last time you had a piss up with your mates?

Keelan wrote:

What'd ya get up to this arvo?

What'd ya have for brekky?

How fucked are the fuel prices at the servo lately? 

What's your favourite type of grog mate? 

You a fan of the goon sacks? 

What do you like to have when it's time for smoko?

What type of sauce do you like on your sangers?

Do you wear a pair of togs or a pair of bathers when ya head to the beach?

You ever had a run in with the copper dogs? 

How many dunny's ya got in your house?

What do you do when ya feeling devo lad? 

What makes ya feel better when you're crook?

Best thing to eat at Maccas? 

When's the last time you had a piss up with your mates?

Few brews and the BBL final. Usually a nice way to signal the end of the summer slog before getting stuck into the new footy season. 

Smashed avo, bacon and eggs. It's Sunday, fuck up.

Mate it's shithouse. Cunts are dogging us big time.

I'm more of a lager type bloke ya know? Just the good, vintage pub shit straight from the tap.

When I'm starting? Nah fuck that. When I'm pissed to the point where I'm about to have a crack at a flog? Yeah give it to me.

On too much of a health kick to have anything more than fruit

BBQ or die. Nothing else comes close.

Ya know it depends. Togs when I surf, bathers when I'm going for a dip.

Nah I'm a good cunt. I run before the flogs show up.

Three mate. The third one is a true luxury.

Usually grab myself a solid feast and a sixer. Grub and beer helps me forget the problems of the world.

More grog.

BBQ Brekky roll in the mornings is fucking legit. Late night run? Nuggets or a double beef n bacon burger.

Maaate, I'm too old. The real fuckin pisser we went on was in November but those cunts I hadn't seen in years. Usually got a tight group of lads down here who go to some games and a pub for an hour or two afterwards.

Jamie O'Hara wrote:

Keelan wrote:

What'd ya get up to this arvo?

What'd ya have for brekky?

How fucked are the fuel prices at the servo lately? 

What's your favourite type of grog mate? 

You a fan of the goon sacks? 

What do you like to have when it's time for smoko?

What type of sauce do you like on your sangers?

Do you wear a pair of togs or a pair of bathers when ya head to the beach?

You ever had a run in with the copper dogs? 

How many dunny's ya got in your house?

What do you do when ya feeling devo lad? 

What makes ya feel better when you're crook?

Best thing to eat at Maccas? 

When's the last time you had a piss up with your mates?

Few brews and the BBL final. Usually a nice way to signal the end of the summer slog before getting stuck into the new footy season. 

Smashed avo, bacon and eggs. It's Sunday, fuck up.

Mate it's shithouse. Cunts are dogging us big time.

I'm more of a lager type bloke ya know? Just the good, vintage pub shit straight from the tap.

When I'm starting? Nah fuck that. When I'm pissed to the point where I'm about to have a crack at a flog? Yeah give it to me.

On too much of a health kick to have anything more than fruit

BBQ or die. Nothing else comes close.

Ya know it depends. Togs when I surf, bathers when I'm going for a dip.

Nah I'm a good cunt. I run before the flogs show up.

Three mate. The third one is a true luxury.

Usually grab myself a solid feast and a sixer. Grub and beer helps me forget the problems of the world.

More grog.

BBQ Brekky roll in the mornings is fucking legit. Late night run? Nuggets or a double beef n bacon burger.

Maaate, I'm too old. The real fuckin pisser we went on was in November but those cunts I hadn't seen in years. Usually got a tight group of lads down here who go to some games and a pub for an hour or two afterwards.

English please.

Lars Grier wrote:

Jamie O'Hara wrote:

Keelan wrote:

What'd ya get up to this arvo?

What'd ya have for brekky?

How fucked are the fuel prices at the servo lately? 

What's your favourite type of grog mate? 

You a fan of the goon sacks? 

What do you like to have when it's time for smoko?

What type of sauce do you like on your sangers?

Do you wear a pair of togs or a pair of bathers when ya head to the beach?

You ever had a run in with the copper dogs? 

How many dunny's ya got in your house?

What do you do when ya feeling devo lad? 

What makes ya feel better when you're crook?

Best thing to eat at Maccas? 

When's the last time you had a piss up with your mates?

Few brews and the BBL final. Usually a nice way to signal the end of the summer slog before getting stuck into the new footy season. 

Smashed avo, bacon and eggs. It's Sunday, fuck up.

Mate it's shithouse. Cunts are dogging us big time.

I'm more of a lager type bloke ya know? Just the good, vintage pub shit straight from the tap.

When I'm starting? Nah fuck that. When I'm pissed to the point where I'm about to have a crack at a flog? Yeah give it to me.

On too much of a health kick to have anything more than fruit

BBQ or die. Nothing else comes close.

Ya know it depends. Togs when I surf, bathers when I'm going for a dip.

Nah I'm a good cunt. I run before the flogs show up.

Three mate. The third one is a true luxury.

Usually grab myself a solid feast and a sixer. Grub and beer helps me forget the problems of the world.

More grog.

BBQ Brekky roll in the mornings is fucking legit. Late night run? Nuggets or a double beef n bacon burger.

Maaate, I'm too old. The real fuckin pisser we went on was in November but those cunts I hadn't seen in years. Usually got a tight group of lads down here who go to some games and a pub for an hour or two afterwards.

English please.

Not much. I had a few beers watching the final of the domestic cricket competition. It usually signals the end of the summer drag before getting stuck into the new rugby league season. 

I had avocado on toast with bacon and eggs. It's Sunday, shut up.

They're pretty awful. I think they're ripping us off, they're so high!

I'm a fan of lager when it comes to beer. 

When I start drinking, I hate it, really not a fan of it. But when I get drunk and get rowdy, I might hit someone but the wine really brings me down.


On too much of a health kick to have anything more than fruit


BBQ or die. Nothing else comes close.


Usually speedos when I'm surfing. If I'm going for a swim in the ocean, I wear bathers.


I'm too much of a good guy. When I get a little rebellious, I run before the police show up.


I have three toilets in my house. The third one is a real luxury.


I usually get some food and a six pack of beer. Food and beer helps me forget the problems of the world.


More beer.


BBQ Breakfast roll is really nice from McDonalds. Late night? Nuggets or double beef and bacon burger.


I'm really too old. Last time was in November with friends I haven't seen in quite some time. Usually my friends down here in Melbourne, we go to some sports games like AFL or the NRL and go to a pub afterwards for some drinks, maybe an hour or two before heading home.

Lars Grier wrote:

Jamie O'Hara wrote:

Keelan wrote:

What'd ya get up to this arvo?

What'd ya have for brekky?

How fucked are the fuel prices at the servo lately? 

What's your favourite type of grog mate? 

You a fan of the goon sacks? 

What do you like to have when it's time for smoko?

What type of sauce do you like on your sangers?

Do you wear a pair of togs or a pair of bathers when ya head to the beach?

You ever had a run in with the copper dogs? 

How many dunny's ya got in your house?

What do you do when ya feeling devo lad? 

What makes ya feel better when you're crook?

Best thing to eat at Maccas? 

When's the last time you had a piss up with your mates?

Few brews and the BBL final. Usually a nice way to signal the end of the summer slog before getting stuck into the new footy season. 

Smashed avo, bacon and eggs. It's Sunday, fuck up.

Mate it's shithouse. Cunts are dogging us big time.

I'm more of a lager type bloke ya know? Just the good, vintage pub shit straight from the tap.

When I'm starting? Nah fuck that. When I'm pissed to the point where I'm about to have a crack at a flog? Yeah give it to me.

On too much of a health kick to have anything more than fruit

BBQ or die. Nothing else comes close.

Ya know it depends. Togs when I surf, bathers when I'm going for a dip.

Nah I'm a good cunt. I run before the flogs show up.

Three mate. The third one is a true luxury.

Usually grab myself a solid feast and a sixer. Grub and beer helps me forget the problems of the world.

More grog.

BBQ Brekky roll in the mornings is fucking legit. Late night run? Nuggets or a double beef n bacon burger.

Maaate, I'm too old. The real fuckin pisser we went on was in November but those cunts I hadn't seen in years. Usually got a tight group of lads down here who go to some games and a pub for an hour or two afterwards.

English please.

Aiight will translate:

What did you get up to this afternoon? 

What did you eat for breakfast? 

How bad are the prices at the fuel station as of late? 

What is your favourite type of alcoholic spirit mixed with water? 

Are you a fan of the bag inside a cheap carton of wine? 

What do you like to eat when it's time for lunch? 

What type of sauce do you like on your sausages?

Do you wear speedos or a pair of shorts when going to the beach? 

Have you ever had a confrontation with the police?

How many toilets do you have in your house?

What do you do when you're feeling down?

What makes you feel better after you're feeling sick?

Best thing to eat at McDonalds?

What is the last time you had a night out with your friends?

Lets go dropkicks.

Is Kento Miyahara our lord and savior?

Azumi Goto wrote:

Is Kento Miyahara our lord and savior?

I would follow the ledge to the ends of the earth and back.

How's life without your WHC?

Can my Tag Title take the spot where your WHC was on our mantle?

Since you gonna be drinking and eating snags during your break, we should just elope?  

Why won't you accept muh lub?  

Are you capable of kicking Cage's ass when it comes to defend my honor?

Cameron Ella Ava wrote:

How's life without your WHC?

Can my Tag Title take the spot where your WHC was on our mantle?

Since you gonna be drinking and eating snags during your break, we should just elope?  

Why won't you accept muh lub?  

Are you capable of kicking Cage's ass when it comes to defend my honor?

1. It's legit wrong. I always look back at the site as if I'm still the champion, I might get some thought in my head that involves me being World Champion and then I realise I'm not. I feel so naked without it. It...it shouldn't be this way. I'm like an addict and need my fix asap. 

So piss HBG off and we can be tag champs

2. Nah. All my EAW Awards are going there.

3. Oh right, the ring...engagement thingy. Yeah sure why not.

4. I accept your lub always lovie. <3

5. tbh I feel you can defend your own honour but Cage is a flog, not a ledge like me so of course!

I have started calling my girl lovie, much to her chagrin. Do I blame you or Cam?

Finnegan Wakefield wrote:

I have started calling my girl lovie, much to her chagrin. Do I blame you or Cam?

Cam. Always blame Cam.

Jamie O'Hara wrote:

Finnegan Wakefield wrote:

I have started calling my girl lovie, much to her chagrin. Do I blame you or Cam?

Cam. Always blame Cam.

I blame Lexi.

Can I have balor again

Jamie O'Hara wrote:

Nasir Moore wrote:

If you're not first what does that make you?

Nothing.

What point is there to call yourself second? Or third? It's just admitting that there's someone or people better than you. Being second means you're no better than the bloke who is last.

Going purely off of your own words and logic here, how does it feel objectively to be nothing? (Don’t hurt me m8 I luv u)

Nasir Escobar wrote:

Jamie O'Hara wrote:

Nasir Moore wrote:

If you're not first what does that make you?

Nothing.

What point is there to call yourself second? Or third? It's just admitting that there's someone or people better than you. Being second means you're no better than the bloke who is last.

Going purely off of your own words and logic here, how does it feel objectively to be nothing? (Don’t hurt me m8 I luv u)

It's funny. I don't know any other way of doing this other than going at it 110% and despite being disappointed that it ended, I feel more motivated to recapture it than I ever felt defending it and it hasn't even been a week yet. It might make me seem unsatisfied with what I did for nearly 11 months - that absolutely isn't the case - but I have the new goal of doing even better than that the next time around even if people groan at the idea of it. 

I like being 'nothing' again, it gives me more of a reason to do better and better and better.

Edit: That being said - and this conflicts with everything I said above - I think what I've achieved has put me beyond the necessity of being World Champion. I think there's a point where you're no longer ranked alongside everyone in EAW, just a select few and I think what I've achieved here with that reign - even longer given my body of work for well over a year - has put me in those discussions instead. Being World Champion is great, it's a great feeling and despite how much I like chasing it and want to chase it constantly, but I won't lose sleep because I have nothing to prove regarding it unless I'm trying to win it off certain people.

Mstislav wrote:

Can I have balor again

You know, I like what you're thinking...

...but nah.

Hello Jamie.

How have you been?

How as your day?

If you can put someone in a cannon and shoot them into space, who would it be and why?

Who is your favorite Di Consentes member and why is it me?

If I let you into the team, will you promise not to kill HBG?

Why is Jameron the goat ship in EAW?

We getting married. Where do you see the location being?

Come back to us, Jamie. You need to get your revenge on Imp.

If you're not fighting at PFP, will you be in the crowd cheering me on? You should since I did that at Brooklyn Heights.

Why is Consuela your favorite Ava sibling and why?

Why did you let that cunt Desmond Helms take care of your apartment? What in the world were you thinking?

Also, he's no fun at brunches. Why must be put VB in the tea?

How does it feel knowing that I have two titles?

We need to get your a trophy case to put your EAW Awards because I want my titles to be on the mantle? Where do you want the trophy case at?

If Jamie vs. Cam I led to our relationship, Jamie vs. Cam II led to our engagement, will Jamie vs. Cam II lead to a baby Jameron? I wonder these things.

How many kids you want when it's all said and done? 

How does it feel that twins run in my side of the family and the changes of we having twins increases?

Who are your top three flogs?

Who are your top three ledges?

On the scale of 1 to 10, how awesome am I?

Why will Consuela be the one to dethrone Aria?

Is Aria the female Jamie?

How does it feel to have these flogs thirsting over me? Like, I find it annoying.

If I want to face you in my last match in EAW, would you be up for that?

You get inducted this year. Who is the one to induct you?

If you're at PFP in a match, do you have an entrance already thought of?

Who are you expecting to have the stand out entrances this year at PFP?

Why do you call hotdogs bunning snags? Like, it's not going to happen.

Why am I such a delight to talk to?

Why do you cheat in C4? Like, it's not nice.

Do you like the dancing Indian man or hula emote?

What is your go-to gif?

Why do you have the best gif game in EAW?

Do you call yourself a God because I am a Goddess? 

Is it all night, erry night with us?

When was the last time you cried?

Do you believe in destiny and fate?

Why do you like to call me lovie?

Why do you call me an oddball? Like, I am perfectly normal.

Why do you bother answering these questions?

Are you like bored or something?

Not sure how many questions I have at the moment, but are you enjoying them?

Why am I the best thing ever to happen to you?

Why are you such a GOAT?

Cameron Ella Ava wrote:

Hello Jamie.

How have you been?

How as your day?

If you can put someone in a cannon and shoot them into space, who would it be and why?

Who is your favorite Di Consentes member and why is it me?

If I let you into the team, will you promise not to kill HBG?

Why is Jameron the goat ship in EAW?

We getting married. Where do you see the location being?

Come back to us, Jamie. You need to get your revenge on Imp.

If you're not fighting at PFP, will you be in the crowd cheering me on? You should since I did that at Brooklyn Heights.

Why is Consuela your favorite Ava sibling and why?

Why did you let that cunt Desmond Helms take care of your apartment? What in the world were you thinking?

Also, he's no fun at brunches. Why must be put VB in the tea?

How does it feel knowing that I have two titles?

We need to get your a trophy case to put your EAW Awards because I want my titles to be on the mantle? Where do you want the trophy case at?

If Jamie vs. Cam I led to our relationship, Jamie vs. Cam II led to our engagement, will Jamie vs. Cam II lead to a baby Jameron? I wonder these things.

How many kids you want when it's all said and done? 

How does it feel that twins run in my side of the family and the changes of we having twins increases?

Who are your top three flogs?

Who are your top three ledges?

On the scale of 1 to 10, how awesome am I?

Why will Consuela be the one to dethrone Aria?

Is Aria the female Jamie?

How does it feel to have these flogs thirsting over me? Like, I find it annoying.

If I want to face you in my last match in EAW, would you be up for that?

You get inducted this year. Who is the one to induct you?

If you're at PFP in a match, do you have an entrance already thought of?

Who are you expecting to have the stand out entrances this year at PFP?

Why do you call hotdogs bunning snags? Like, it's not going to happen.

Why am I such a delight to talk to?

Why do you cheat in C4? Like, it's not nice.

Do you like the dancing Indian man or hula emote?

What is your go-to gif?

Why do you have the best gif game in EAW?

Do you call yourself a God because I am a Goddess? 

Is it all night, erry night with us?

When was the last time you cried?

Do you believe in destiny and fate?

Why do you like to call me lovie?

Why do you call me an oddball? Like, I am perfectly normal.

Why do you bother answering these questions?

Are you like bored or something?

Not sure how many questions I have at the moment, but are you enjoying them?

Why am I the best thing ever to happen to you?

Why are you such a GOAT?

Hello Cameron

I've been quite well

It was a busy day

It would probably be you because you let me down at BH. 

Because you're a wonderful person with a wonderful attitude and personality.

I promise I won't kill HBG outside of taking her title because not having a World title feels far too wrong.

Because we're goalz

A CASTLE!

Imp will bend de knee soon enough.

I'll around the ring to cheer you on!

Consuela cooks and cleans and does all the things you don't do and instead make me do despite me not wanting to do such things.

I've already got 5 violations in that place; Desmond adding another doesn't bother me.

Because VB is the nectar of Aussies. Without it, we do no function.

Shithouse. GIMME ONE!

Fine, in my library.

...On second thought, Imp can live and I've decided to retire from EAW immediately.

KIDS? WHAT? NO! okay maybe 3


I...I would rather not think about twins...

You, Imp and Keelan

Myself, Desmond and Finn

About an 8. I think that's pretty fair.

Because she has to. Muh record

I'm the male Aria.

I find it funny because it annoys you and I know they can't compete with an Australian ledge like me.

Sure, I can go 3-0.

I've got a few people in mind for when it happens. 

Well I did...and then I lost the WHC. But I guess it's something that still works without it.

Robbie, DDD, Imp, Xav, Aria, You and HBG.

BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT THE SAME WOMAN GOD DAMN IT.

Funny and witty; just a great person all round.

Cheat? I'm just tremendously skilled at everything I do.

DANCING INDIAN MAN 5EVER.



I'm surrounded by people who use gifs as their primary way of communicating feelings. Years of it just strengthened my game.

Of course. I have to step up to the standards set by my Goddess.

It's every morning, it's every day possible and it is certainly erry night.

When my Knights won last Friday. I've only just stopped crying tbh. It made touching myself a bit awkward...

Yes, yes I do.

Because you're muh lovie

Because you are an oddball but it's adorable and I wouldn't want you to be any other way.

Because I'm procrastinating.

I'm already bored. I guess you could say I'm bored squared.

They've been alright, I suppose.

You're an awesome person who is always amazing to talk to. I'm glad there's someone like you here that I can be honest and open with.

I piss excellence, everything I do is just amazing. 

What is more culturally correct? "Shrimp on the Barbie" or "Snag on the Barbie?"