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Jack Ripley
Showdown
Posts : 209
Hailing From : Sin City
Status : Place Your Bets!
 |  Subject: Tell us a joke  December 30th 2016, 6:44 pm | |
| Post some of the funniest jokes you've heard |
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Jack Ripley
Showdown
Posts : 209
Hailing From : Sin City
Status : Place Your Bets!
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 6:44 pm | |
| So a pedophile and a little boy walk into the woods, the little boy looks up at the pedophile and says, gee these woods sure are scary.. so the pedophile looks down at the kid and says, how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone. |
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showster26
Dynasty
Posts : 1988
Age : 36
Hailing From : The Great State Of California
Status : #HardWork
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 6:57 pm | |
| An Irishman is sitting at the bar. Out of the corner of his eye he sees something shining in the light. He gets up and finds a lamp sitting at the end of the bar. He gives the lamp a rub and put pops a genie.
"Master I shall grant you any three wishes you have!" Says the genie. So the Irishman thinks it over and says "I want a bottle of beer that will never go dry."
Suddenly a bottle appears on the bar. The Irishman drinks till there a sip left, and the beer refills itself.
"Master, what do you want with your remaining wishes?"
The Irishman says "I really wish I had two more of these." |
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Nasir Escobar
Dynasty
Posts : 3316
Age : 28
Hailing From : Brick City BITCH~!
Status : If you don’t like your destiny, don’t accept it. Instead, have the courage to change it the way you want it to be~!
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 7:15 pm | |
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Jack Ripley
Showdown
Posts : 209
Hailing From : Sin City
Status : Place Your Bets!
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 7:29 pm | |
| - Nasir Moore wrote:
- This thread
Your title run... oh wait |
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Sir Killian Charlamagne
Dynasty
Posts : 1660
Age : 27
Hailing From : Camelot, Ontario, Canada
Status : DEUS VULT!
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 7:29 pm | |
| If I wanted a good punchline. I'd talk to Chris Brown |
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Nasir Escobar
Dynasty
Posts : 3316
Age : 28
Hailing From : Brick City BITCH~!
Status : If you don’t like your destiny, don’t accept it. Instead, have the courage to change it the way you want it to be~!
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 8:03 pm | |
| - Jack Ripley wrote:
- Nasir Moore wrote:
- This thread
Your title run... oh wait I was hoping you'd have something more original to say  |
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Azumi Goto
Empire
Posts : 3679
Age : 27
Hailing From : Orlando, Florida
Status : If you fall, be able to stand up on your own. And if you can do that, you're Unbreakable!
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 8:04 pm | |
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Jack Ripley
Showdown
Posts : 209
Hailing From : Sin City
Status : Place Your Bets!
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 25
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 8:15 pm | |
| Yo Mama is so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live. |
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Keelan
Voltage
Posts : 1175
Age : 27
Hailing From : Gold Coast, Australia
Status : Alive.
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 8:23 pm | |
| A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to some railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it." |
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Finnegan Wakefield
Voltage
Posts : 1731
Age : 28
Hailing From : Great Britain (actually Australia)
Status : A pretty top bloke, yeah?
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 9:29 pm | |
| Ayy girl, are you sandy hook elementary school? Cause i want to shoot kids inside you. |
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Hinata Shinoda
Posts : 298
Age : 25
Hailing From : The Edge of Reality
Status : Ready to Jump in the Moshpit
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 9:35 pm | |
| - FinneganWakefield wrote:
- Ayy girl, are you sandy hook elementary school? Cause i want to shoot kids inside you.
XD, never was I so Triggered, yet laughing so much.  |
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Sir Killian Charlamagne
Dynasty
Posts : 1660
Age : 27
Hailing From : Camelot, Ontario, Canada
Status : DEUS VULT!
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 9:37 pm | |
| How do Newfoundlanders get a kick?
Well, when all else fails they go Codfishing. |
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Mr. DEDEDE
EAW Hall of Famer
Posts : 3518
Age : 34
Hailing From : The Gay Meat Community
Status : #LoveWins
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 10:51 pm | |
| Hey gurl, you know why they call me Omar Mateen?
Cause im tryna shoot the club up |
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Nobi
Showdown
Posts : 2134
Age : 30
Hailing From : Indonesia
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 10:55 pm | |
| Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on another side xD |
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Bhris Elite
Voltage
Posts : 2052
Age : 27
Status : #FRA
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 10:56 pm | |
| It took me 7 years to win a title  |
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Xavier Williams.
EAW Hall of Famer
Posts : 107
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 10:57 pm | |
| What did the kids with no arms and legs get for Christmas?
Cancer. |
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Sir Killian Charlamagne
Dynasty
Posts : 1660
Age : 27
Hailing From : Camelot, Ontario, Canada
Status : DEUS VULT!
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 30th 2016, 11:13 pm | |
| Why do the French have civil wars?
So they could actually win a few |
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Mike Showman
Voltage
Posts : 966
Age : 27
Hailing From : Queens, New York
Status : Life is full of opportunities
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 31st 2016, 12:14 am | |
| Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!” |
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Victor Maero
Dynasty
Posts : 503
Age : 23
Hailing From : Missouri
Status : How many licks does it take to get to the center of my heart?
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 31st 2016, 12:44 am | |
| What's brown and sticky? - Spoiler:
A stick
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Finnegan Wakefield
Voltage
Posts : 1731
Age : 28
Hailing From : Great Britain (actually Australia)
Status : A pretty top bloke, yeah?
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 31st 2016, 12:56 am | |
| Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Dave.
Dave who?
*Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.* |
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вrσdч spαrks .
Empire
Posts : 1634
Age : 30
Hailing From : Brockton ✈ Seattle
Status : ís єvíl sσmєthíng чσu αrє? σr ís ít sσmєthíng чσu dσ?
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 31st 2016, 2:16 am | |
| What's the worst part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in. |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 31st 2016, 2:19 am | |
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вrσdч spαrks .
Empire
Posts : 1634
Age : 30
Hailing From : Brockton ✈ Seattle
Status : ís єvíl sσmєthíng чσu αrє? σr ís ít sσmєthíng чσu dσ?
| | Subject: Re: Tell us a joke December 31st 2016, 2:20 am | |
| "You the bomb." "No, you the bomb." A compliment in America, but an argument in the middle east.
How are children like mobile phones? If you lost one and didn't find it in a couple of days, it's probably dead. |
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