This might be stating the obvious, but on the off-chance that I'm stating the not-so-obvious, I'd like to clarify that I tend to troll a lot. In fact, almost 90% of my posts on this website are trollish in nature and not directly representative of what I believe. It dawned on me in my latest troll-post where I teased retirement that sometimes my trolling is far too convincing. So, for the sake of being clear, I needed to say what I actually think without any sort of trolling.

Thank you all for the opportunity to be here and act the way I do, especially since I know jokes get old and people get tired of the goofs and the gaffs, even if they're virtually harmless. 

Thank you to the board for handling me when I get hyper-competitive and, in turn, backhanded with my remarks about certain things. You've all been good sports and I know that being on the board can be a pretty thankless job, especially with the influx of drama that picks up as there is more and more new site traffic. You guys still somehow find a way to deal with my attitude even when there are much bigger fish to fry out there.

Thank you to Scott Oasis (an aside: that's such a weird phrase to type). Although I assume you know that I'm mostly just messing around with you in place of trolling Y2Impact, my favorite past time, I really appreciate your attempts at working with me on developing a complex and somewhat pretentious character idea into something that was actually quite compelling. I've enjoyed the work you've put into Voltage and have recognized that you've gotten your stuff up in a very timely manner despite how much I insist Voltage is "always late" or of poor quality. Like the board in general, writers like you hold a very thankless job that deserves much more credit. Thank you for the time and effort you put in as well as the trust in my ability despite my nature.

I could/should probably go into more specific thank you's, but I can already feel the itch in my troll-soul burning. So yeah. Thank you all again for what you do and know that I do genuinely appreciate the time and effort you guys put into all this, even if I have a really weird and backwards way of explaining it.

With that being said, below, please post your thoughts on the prospect of dissolving of the vixens division. Thank you.

Oh.

i love you all the same daddy

I need you to take your place as Voltage's face of the "franchise" - and cast a vote into the idea of disbanding the sorry weekly sequel that is known as the Voltage brand.

I BELIEVE IN YOU, DRASTIK/JAVI DENT.

D, your trollish face is as much a fixture here as dipshits showing their dicks to underaged girls.

Wait, that came out wrong.  Let me try again.

D, this is the internet and you'll never see a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.  In the grand scheme of things, your trollish nature is more eye-rollingly droll than malicious bullying.  Keep walking that fine line and I think you'll always have a place here.  Honestly, you seem to put work into what you do, and oftentimes your pretty amusing.

Stay classy.

Steele was rock solid when he saw your original post